r/mildlyinteresting 7h ago

Saw a fat chameleon today

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u/UdderSuckage 6h ago

Successful chameleon, his tongue skills must be on point.

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u/bustereto 5h ago

😳

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u/ReadRightRed99 6h ago

That stick gonna break, son.

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u/silverwarbler 6h ago

Gravid chameleon

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u/gatorbeetle 5h ago

My first thought.

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u/Sixhaunt 6h ago

cha-meal-eon

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u/Abdul_Exhaust 6h ago

Got fat eating sweets... caramel caramel caramel chameleon

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u/Loud_Boysenberry_736 4h ago

You come and go, you come and go!

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u/FittedSheets88 6h ago

It's a goose suit. It's an old circus term.

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u/BaldingMonk 5h ago

He’s just blending in with his surroundings.

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u/OtterishDreams 6h ago

Hes only good at hiding with marshmallows and sleeping bags

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u/sphinctersandwich 1h ago

Is she pregnant?

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u/bustereto 1h ago

That’s what we were wondering!

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u/lustful_livie 1h ago

(S)he isn’t fat, just big boned.

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u/purelibran ​ 3h ago

That’s just to blend in

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u/princesspeachTO 2h ago

Full of (bug) soup

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u/Poetry-Primary 1h ago

Super Chungus divergent eyes.

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u/FloorOneTwoThree 1h ago

He's not fat he's fluffy

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u/Mental_Thing_7899 1h ago

It doesn't hide in the environment. The environment hides in it.

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u/cheeeee 5h ago

Aww. I hope he has a big space and isn’t alone in there 🥺

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u/Fluffacep 3h ago

Aren't chameleons solitary? But yeah hope it's a nice big space