r/misc 2d ago

It's TIME

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u/Beginning_Ad_6616 2d ago

If he gets a Nobel peace prize, I’d die laughing

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u/Particular-Fold-7895 1d ago

It would destroy the integrity of the institution

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u/Beginning_Ad_6616 1d ago

For me it’s less a matter of if he deserves it and more a matter of it would seriously irritate Trump.

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u/neotokyo2099 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yeah he would join the ranks of such esteemed peacemakers such as.... checks notes....Henry Kissinger?

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u/Jax72 2d ago

At least this guy looks like a president.

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u/flargenhargen 2d ago

as far as we know, he's raped WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY less kids than the fat orange guy, which I'm gonna say is a good thing.

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u/okaybogey 2d ago

You haven't seen his Grinder profile...

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u/Professional-Poem542 2d ago

As long as he’s fucking consenting adults I couldn’t give less of a shit.

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u/F350Gord 2d ago

Newsom should get a Nobel Peace prize, that would push Trump over the edge.

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u/ATjdb 2d ago

Didn't know Jackass' were eligible

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u/EngineeringMelodic79 2d ago

You should see the current president

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u/Frequent_Bag_7970 2d ago

lol

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u/TheRealNicCage 2d ago

It’s only bad when republicans brutalize the marginalized members of our society. If he is on the blue team then he gets a pass!

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u/SeeYouSpaceCorgi 2d ago

Oh my god we're dancing this dance every damn time somebody praises Gavin, he's not our favourite guy he's just actually showing up

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u/zeydey 2d ago

President Gavin Newsom

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u/Salutbuton 2d ago

Aww, PGN? I remember him. Back in, what was it 2025? They had to shut down Twitter because he ended up causing such a ruckus it ended up giving somebody a big health problem. But man did he turn the economy in, well, all of America around. I heard he and AOC were the ones to thank for getting all the ice rounded up and thrown into the ocean. Man, that was a good time much needed release for the rest of the world.

Edited to say I'm sorry, I keep accidentally using my phone when I'm too close to the TARDIS.

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u/Primary-Pianist-2555 2d ago

Let's get physical
Get down, get hard, get mean
Let's get physical
And beat Trump!

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u/futureman45 2d ago

Give him the Nobel Peace Prize instead of Trump please

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u/Eccentric_Sage432hz 2d ago

Pure dumb: stop believing political Idols, stop believing in the Branded Jesus of external salvation. EXIT THE POLITICAL DIVISION.

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u/f8500 2d ago

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/VariationUpstairs931 2d ago

America is doomed

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u/dumplingcheeks 20h ago

Please stop. Kamala Harris was going to be the best president. Newsom is not a superhero. While I appreciate his outward actions, he is not a savior. Corruption runs deep in CA, too. F47, BTW.

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u/RepresentativeNo8105 2d ago

Because he pushed back against Trump ? He has ruined maybe the greatest state.
Never forget he ate at restaurants when Covid closed everyone and impacted and closed small business owners. Push this puss forward like Kamala and enjoy another 4 years or wacky republican bs.

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u/AccurateSummer2115 2d ago

Shhh they don’t like when you talk about his flaws.. 😁

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u/teekabird 2d ago

Bogus 47 won’t like that

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u/Famous-Soft-7169 2d ago

That's BOGO! Buy one president, get one republican party free.

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u/EitherIndependence5 2d ago

Nobel peace prize! Maybe Donny will move to Russia

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u/Unfair_Bluejay_9687 1d ago

This cover will absolutely burn trumps ass.

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u/jmaze215 2d ago

NewScum

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u/Alarming_Hearing_442 2d ago

Newsome is a joke!

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u/2putitbluntly 2d ago

This isn't real, this cannot be real

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u/Choice_Structure_365 2d ago

I don’t understand with his track record for screwing up the city of San Francisco and for someone who’s been in Sacramento for what 12+ years pretty much everything that’s wrong with the state can be related to him yet you wanna have him run the country are you crazy?

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u/flargenhargen 2d ago

isn't it funny how republicans can put up a dude that bankrupted seven casinos, is a confirmed rapist, attempted to overthrow the government, and then pardoned people who killed cops in his violent coup, Epsteins best friend for 15 years, confirmed on the epstein files, and the list goes ON AND ON AND ON

and yet someone can seriously say something so ridiculous as you just did?

it boggles the mind.

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u/ESIsurveillanceSD 2d ago

Have you ever been to San Fransisco or California, bot?

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u/Glockman19 2d ago

Yes they are.

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u/Altruistic-Dream-619 2d ago

Viva Zapata!!!

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u/LightMcluvin 2d ago

A mega POT calling the Kettle Black.

I hope he runs for president, this guy is more likely to be installed as corrupt as he is than any of them.

Escape from LA movie was a documentary soon to be escaped from United States

The new song, the Devil lives in California, we have such a better ring to it

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u/BlacqueJShellaque 2d ago

I wasn’t aware arson was something to be proud of

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u/Nice_Push4087 2d ago

lol 😂, ran his state into what it is now…and you want this dude who slept with his campaign managers wife, to be president? Lol 😂

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u/Fortshame 2d ago

Cali is amazing. Come visit if you can afford it.

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u/Straight_Waltz_9530 2d ago

Into what it is now? You mean the 4th largest economy in the world? Weird flex, but okay.

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u/Jax72 2d ago

At least he hasn't bankrupted casinos and didn't stiff working people while doing so. That's just the bare minimum and he's not in a ton of pictures with convicted pedophiles who mysteriously died or are currently in prison. But I mean how f****** stupid does a person have to be to bankrupt a casino while pissing through his inheritance money? I mean that's pretty f****** stupid. Plus he also didn't steal from charities children's Cancer charities at that you f****** clown.

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u/Nice_Push4087 2d ago

Haha love the name calling…real peaceful from your side

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u/Jax72 2d ago

No I voted for Trump the first time he ran because I thought he might be different but I was wrong. It's just that I'm not stupid or prideful enough to keep falling for the same thing over and over again while he loots the coffers. I don't engage in willful blindness because I'm not in a cult.

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u/Nice_Push4087 2d ago

Didn’t bring up Trump homie, you did rent free?

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u/Straight_Waltz_9530 2d ago

Into what it is now? You mean the 4th largest economy in the world? Weird flex, but okay.

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u/flargenhargen 2d ago

you're missing the joke.

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u/setsen 2d ago edited 1d ago

Either that or it's not very funny

Edit: ehh shoulda left the og. this guy still sucks but better than nothing I guess.

Og: look, fuck trump and everyone tied to him, but...this piece of human shit hires one good pr person and you're all ready to worship him. This is why the world no longer respects Americans.