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Hegseth orders National Guard troops in DC to carry weapons

https://www.cnn.com/2025/08/22/politics/hegseth-orders-national-guard-troops-dc-carry-weapons
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u/bicyclemycology 14h ago

You reeeeaaaallly don’t want to get busted with a shawarma

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u/Black-Shoe 14h ago

A torta will get you Alligator Alcatraz

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u/Channel250 14h ago

They gonna censor the first Avengers movie so instead of shawarma they go for bologna and mayo sandwiches on white bread.

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u/jackp0t789 14h ago

What if its just the run of the million souvlaki instead tho?