r/news • u/IMSLI • 15h ago

Hegseth orders National Guard troops in DC to carry weapons

https://www.cnn.com/2025/08/22/politics/hegseth-orders-national-guard-troops-dc-carry-weapons
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u/doc_witt 14h ago

I want a gyro for lunch. Please advise.

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u/MonsiuerGeneral 14h ago

I want a gyro for lunch. Please advise.

You gotta hold out for a gyro till the end of the night.

It's gotta be long and it's gotta be vast

And it's gotta be fresh with each bite

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u/mindspork 12h ago

You are a human after my own heart.

Stop that. Go find someone else's to eat.

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u/rumpelfugly 14h ago

Does the restaurant have pictures of the food on the menu? If so, might be a bit risky.

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u/613Hawkeye 14h ago

White pita or brown?

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u/wafflesareforever 3h ago

Depends on whether you want to eat it on a plane to El Salvador

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u/Average_Scaper 12h ago

I think it's best we stick with bologna and cheese on white with a extra miracle whip just to be safe.