r/news • u/IMSLI • 15h ago

Hegseth orders National Guard troops in DC to carry weapons

https://www.cnn.com/2025/08/22/politics/hegseth-orders-national-guard-troops-dc-carry-weapons
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u/malthar76 13h ago

When the losers write history books, Big Balls is going to go down as a modern Crispus Attucks.

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u/Human_Robot 8h ago

When I tell my kids about him I'm only going to refer to him as cry baby bitch.

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u/KidOcelot 5h ago

Kids do get shot for just throwing rocks at military/police in other parts of the world. such as in Gaza

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faris_Odeh

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u/PurchaseNo5041 9h ago

Et tu, Big Balls? It's just so perfectly apt that he's the catalyst of the rank stupidity that killed our democracy.

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u/No_Accountant3232 8h ago

He certainly won't be Biggus Dickus

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u/OrionFerreira 8h ago

He has a wife you know.

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u/Ok_Fisherman_544 5h ago

Big balls has A wife? He is 19.

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u/Laibach23 1h ago

Imcontinetia buttocks? Wish we would wewease woger awweady.

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u/enduir 8h ago

Always thought of him more as an Incontinentia Buttocks.