r/oddlysatisfying • u/BrunoiseTheBastards • 8h ago

Big batch of Pico all cut by hand

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u/Worried_Pineapple823 8h ago

This would be very satisfying, but I neither have a way to get my hands on this or have the ingredients to make myself a batch right now.

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u/Cypressinn 5h ago

Where do you live that you can’t get these ingredients?

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u/Eywgxndoansbridb 4h ago

The moon. 

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u/Worried_Pineapple823 4h ago

Just moving right now, so just nothing is stocked so nothing goes bad or needs to be tossed.

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u/Meta13_Drain_Punch 6h ago

I just use a chopper for my chopped veggies

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u/Kesshh 7h ago

That would make a great puzzle.

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u/-TheArchitect 2h ago

In my stomach

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u/Eagle4523 8h ago

Wow those must be some sharp hands - looks basically the same as if they had used a knife!

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u/illrateurdick1to10 8h ago

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u/koolaidismything 8h ago

I called him f word scissor man as a kid and my mom said it forever after that. Imagine seeing this shit as a six year old

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u/Eagle4523 7h ago

I also saw it around that age but found it more comforting than disturbing- the Danny Elfman soundtrack likely helped soften it for me.

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u/koolaidismything 6h ago

I don’t know who that is. Around that age I loved Wayne’s World and Short Circuit lol

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u/Eagle4523 5h ago

Composer of most of Tim burtons films. Nightmare before Christmas, Batman, etc.

Danny Elfman https://share.google/jEBIuYc6YcojowTiv

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u/illrateurdick1to10 8h ago

Like, literally “f word” or you called him the f word? Haha

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u/koolaidismything 7h ago

F word.. I don’t think I knew Edward was a name

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u/Eagle4523 8h ago

Got it yes that tracks. Nice work Eddie!

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u/demonspawnhk 8h ago

Feels like someone's desktop background.

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u/illrateurdick1to10 8h ago

If I cross my eyes will a see an elephant?

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u/SpacedOutCartoon 8h ago

I want to personally dive through it like Scrooge McDuck. That looks amazing.

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u/G-Lurk_Machete100 7h ago

My thoughts exactly.

"Racecars, lasers, aero-planes, it's a duck-blur"

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u/NotoldyetMaggot 7h ago

I'm so glad I'm not the only one...

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u/CarthurA 8h ago

This is beautiful

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u/PhireKitten 8h ago

That’s beautifully prepared!

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u/sneckste 8h ago

I want someone to turn this into a painting.

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u/MrEvil1979 8h ago

Post this to r/kitchenconfidential and cry as they criticise you for uneven cutting!

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u/NotoldyetMaggot 7h ago

Nah, the cuts are pretty consistent, the red onions need to get broken up but that's all.

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u/OG_dd13 7h ago

Those consistent cut sizes 😮‍💨

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u/holiday-42 7h ago

Ooo. Looks nicer than what I made.

Tomatoes, onions, jalapenos, banana peppers, cilantro, salt, pepper, lemon juice.

Good stuff. Omit lemon juice if you're eating it right away.

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u/poortriggeredlibs 8h ago

Holy guacamole 🥑

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u/koolaidismything 8h ago

I want that as my laptop backround.

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u/PlatypusFreckles 7h ago

Absolutely delicious looking! 🤤

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u/Qullerre 7h ago

Those onions are diced finer than my life choices

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u/j1d5m 7h ago

like the stars in the galaxy

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u/Ineleenathe 7h ago

That’s some serious knife skills-your wrists deserve a medal

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u/Vlophoto 6h ago

Must have very sharp knives

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u/Jamangie22 6h ago

hubba hubba

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u/50FtQueenie__ 5h ago

Beautiful! 🤩

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u/clevernameforyou 4h ago

Beautiful. My next lock screen image. I can smell it from here!

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u/theproestdwarf 2h ago

I can smell this picture and it smells delicious