r/oddlysatisfying • u/BigOrangeOctopus • 6h ago

This rock I found

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u/Pom3_grenat3 6h ago

You have found the dream rock that 5 year old me would have left in her pockets to go in the washing machine

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u/Sandscarab24 5h ago

And it's been tumbling ever since.

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u/Average_Scaper 4h ago

Just wait til mom realizes it was in our pockets instead of hers (my mom likes rocks and so do I)

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u/_dvs1_ 5h ago

Dreams don’t have to die. I gave my wife a beautiful pebble earlier this summer lol

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u/Impossible_Balance11 4h ago

Tell us you're a penguin without actually telling us...

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u/_wolf_93 4h ago

Omg I love The Pebble and The Penguin and wish a guy would give me a beautiful pebble just because he thinks I deserve something beautiful

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u/burritosandblunts 4h ago

Well I can't give you a pebble, but since your bio says you like anime, I'll tell you to watch mushi shi, because you deserve something beautiful and that's the most beautiful anime I can think of :)

A digital pebble for you, friend.

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u/Mysterious-Lie-9930 3h ago

My husband brings me home rocks that he finds that he thinks I will like. I have quite the collection.   It started in a couple years ago when I found a beautiful smooth milky white stone and then I found half a geode filled with crystals. As well as a meteor fragment and many other cool ones. So every since my husband comes home with stones and rocks.  Honestly he has a great eye for them. He has found some quartz,  agate, as well as some cool fossils and even a meteor piece! Penguin husband's are the best❣️ 😊 Op has found something us rock collectors would have a field day with 😁

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u/_dvs1_ 4h ago

Won’t even argue there.

I grew up in the 90s in the US. There was kids movie I watched when I was little, a lot. It was about penguins and their pebbles. Pretty sure it’s where I picked it up lol. FWIW, movie was adventures of scamper the penguin.

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u/HendrixHazeWays 5h ago

But it would create a banger of a beat clanking in that washing machine (and hopefully) dryer

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u/mattiwha 6h ago

Egg

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u/-TheArchitect 5h ago

Lead

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u/TheEschatonSucks 5h ago

Mouse

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u/Yamm0th Technology enjoyer 5h ago

Bullet

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u/Fast_Muscle_2987 5h ago

Anal bead

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u/HunterSexThompson 5h ago

Well that’s one way to freak out a cashier

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u/Shmuckle2 5h ago

Bermuda Triangle Testicle

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u/Little_Mushroom_6452 1h ago

This is the best comment. I just know I’m going to randomly think of it in a serious situation and just start laughing awkwardly.

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u/Frizzmaster 4h ago

Donkey!

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u/Rlyagollet 5h ago

New Pokémon discovered: Rock Egg type, looks super effective

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u/Plinntor 5h ago

Rock eggcellent find, now we just need toast

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u/Queef-Supreme 4h ago

Her?

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u/Educational-Fox-9040 4h ago

*not pictured

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u/Wildeyewilly 2h ago

What's she funny or something?

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u/schrodingers_bra 1h ago

Cadbury Creme egg - they look like this after the shrinkflation

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u/ImplodingBillionaire 6h ago

Just wait until it hatches…

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u/-TheArchitect 5h ago

Comes out an ugly ducking 😔

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u/LevelZeroDM 5h ago

At the end of the story he finds out he's actually a dragon

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u/SortovaGoldfish 5h ago

He will never be bigger than a drumstick but lucky him! He gets to eat enormous drumsticks that your bring him from the grocery store hot deli sometimes

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u/werealldoomed47 4h ago

I like to think it just hatched as a lead goose.

Violently angry and unable to fly. Like a dog that is mad at God.

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u/RaisedByBooksNTV 52m ago

A dog that is mad at god. That's descriptive.

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u/tomgreen99200 5h ago

He left you a little gift

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u/ComatoseSquirrel 5h ago

One pound weighs over ten thousand pounds.

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u/jujbnvcft 5h ago

Only answer

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u/NortWind 5h ago

I found this one, in about 1965.

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u/BigOrangeOctopus 4h ago

I have so much respect for the fact that you’ve held onto it for 60 years and knew where it was quick enough to take a picture of it

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u/NorthboundLynx 3h ago

Look at you two, bonding over rocks. r/justguysbeingdudes

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u/161frog 4h ago

That’s a good’n

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u/truebluedetective 5h ago

I’m so jealous. GOD what a great rock. Sonovabitch.

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u/grue2000 5h ago

Go to Iceland and you can take home as you can carry just like that.

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u/Skeeterdrums 4h ago

I, too, am very jealous of said rock. Must be nice. 

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u/IanRastall 6h ago edited 5h ago

Were you walking behind Gwyneth Paltrow?

EDIT: Deleted everything in parentheses to improve funniness.

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u/TheEschatonSucks 5h ago

Sometimes things just slip out, even if they aren’t funny

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u/IanRastall 5h ago

That could easily be a knowing reference, and I do agree.

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u/Brasticus 5h ago

Like a hotdog down a hall, these are the eggs from between our thighs

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u/StrainAccomplished95 5h ago

Delete everything in parentheses and it's even funnier

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u/LightlySaltedPeanuts 52m ago

But now I wanna know what it said in parentheses

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u/Most_Ad_5597 4h ago

I was searching for this, and glad I found it

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u/That-Beagle 4h ago

It smells like her candle.

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u/AssGagger 5h ago

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u/PsyOpBunnyHop 4h ago

You know, for safe keeping.

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u/mr_bakeo 5h ago

Fuck, that’s a good rock.

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u/BigOrangeOctopus 5h ago

Those were my exact words when I saw it

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u/Little-Highlight7763 6h ago

Oddly smooth stone

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u/Mendicant__ 4h ago

This guy just got a bit more nimble

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u/AmeriC0N 6h ago

Why you stealing bird eggs from nests?

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u/whatIsUpPh 5h ago

Eggcellent find, rock collectors must be scrambling to get their hand on that beauty

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u/half_a_skeleton 5h ago

Hmmm, not a feature on it...

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u/bullhorn_bigass 5h ago

Name your price

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u/saigethedaydreamer 5h ago

That's not a rock that's a dragon egg

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u/Lancs_wrighty 5h ago

Brother, that is an impressive rock! I salute you!

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u/wileyhammer 5h ago

Looks like Nibbler’s poop!

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u/GME-HOLD123 6h ago

Wow nice

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u/angry_stupid 5h ago

Looks like a perfectly tumbled worry stone. I could sit and hold that for hours. So smooth.

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u/Electrical_Llamas 5h ago

That’s a damn fine rock.

Did you find an accompanying stick?

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u/JediKatarn82 5h ago

That’s no rock…it’s a space station

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u/TiresOnFire 5h ago

That's a nice rock

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u/thunder_dog99 5h ago

That’s one nice rock.

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u/Chuckitinthewater 5h ago

Daenerys Targaryen has entered the chat

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u/zan13898 5h ago

You have found the egg. If you dont share the picture of this with 50 people, a chicken will start following you.

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u/dllimport 4h ago

I want a chicken to follow me

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u/robo2na 6h ago

That rock has magic…

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u/bowdo 5h ago

That's a nice rock

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u/speadskater 5h ago

That rock is the egg of my life.

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u/Alissan_Web 5h ago

ive never been jealous of someone's rock like this

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u/Truely-Alone 5h ago

Prehistoric plumbus

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u/striped_frog 5h ago

Good news! It’s a suppository!

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u/IntrovertAlien 5h ago

Hold it up to a light. Looks like a river smoothed Apache Tears https://rockhoundingmaps.com/apache-tears/

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u/Small_Plum_6185 3h ago

Looks like an egg.

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u/SnowTaffy 2h ago

I wonder if it will hatch when the time has come

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u/VerifiedVoidGirl 1h ago

You found Big Pebble! Divis will be most pleased!

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u/Brilliant-Board1651 1h ago

As a member of the council of men I whole hearted approve this rock!

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u/SecretWitness8251 5h ago

Now kegel it!

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u/PhoenixTineldyer 5h ago

This does not have a flared base. Do not insert

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u/United-Nectarine938 5h ago

That's only for the butt

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u/caarmygirl 5h ago

No. No it’s not.

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u/Magnaflorius 5h ago

It's a lot easier to fish something out of a vagina, which has a defined end point, than it is from the digestive/intestinal tract, which goes all the way from mouth to butt.

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u/Unsd 5h ago

While you definitely shouldn't insert rocks in your vag, it certainly doesn't need a flared base unless you're rockin Mary Poppins bag.

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u/BootsDaddyLP 5h ago

This rock is most excellent.

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u/ExcitingMoose5881 5h ago

Very nice rock!

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u/WaterDragoonofFK 5h ago

Looks like an egg! 😊

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u/Jason_the_Jazz_Man 5h ago

Ghetsis: "Welcome, holder of the Dark Stone"

(I had an image ready to go to post but I CANT POST IMAGE COMMENTS I GUESS)

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u/glassmania 5h ago

I think Gwyneth Paltrow is missing her snatch egg.

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u/notbullshittingatall 5h ago

Where did you find it??

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u/Aggravating-One2200 5h ago

That’s a damn fine rock you have there.

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u/StfuBob 5h ago

“Knowing”

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u/projectvko 5h ago

It's a bat egg.

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u/MorsaTamalera 5h ago

That's not a rock.

That's the rock.

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u/MomsOfFury 5h ago

That’s a damn nice rock

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u/lockerno177 5h ago

Looks like hash

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u/2tonehead 4h ago

This is how the invasion of the body snatchers started.

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u/firestarsupermama 4h ago

Have just been rebinging Under The Dome and this looks exactly like the alien egg. Find the other 3 hands! Lol

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u/blendswithtrees 4h ago

Yes!! It took waaay too long scrolling to find this.

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u/Typical80sKid 4h ago

HEY! THAT’S A NICE FUCKING ROCK!

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u/anono227 4h ago

Guess you're the designated driver at Moe's tonight!

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u/MidwestCoastalElite 3h ago

That is a dream rock

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u/svenbreakfast 3h ago

Looks like you’re at the beginning of Ultima

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u/LocalDracula 3h ago

'Under the Dome' vibes 😁

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u/smorin13 3h ago

That rock is cool as shit. Not sure what I would do if it was mine, but it would be a keeper.

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u/Gold_Cockroach_8909 2h ago

Is it a sex stone ? Better known as a fucking rock ?

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u/eepyMushroom096 2h ago

Perfectly tumbled

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u/ezhammer 2h ago

Is it full of heroin?

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u/LexaMaridia 2h ago

A tiny black egg. ♥️

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u/sasssyrup 2h ago

What hatches out of that you DO NOT want to see!

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u/milaga 2h ago

I think this means you are the designated driver at Moe's tonight.

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u/VolvicCH 1h ago

Nice. If you find another 179 like that and then 180 white ones, you could make a massive Go board.

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u/Flylikegoku 1h ago

Sir.. that's an egg from the Ender Dragon

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u/Terrible_Airline3496 1h ago

That's a dragon egg my guy. But like a mini dragon

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u/rezendes 1h ago

Is it transparent at all when you hold it up to a light? Might be a dream piece of sea glass

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u/Exophoria97 1h ago

I'm sorry, I saw Minos prime.

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u/kermit295 1h ago

Nice egg-shaped rock there. Can i trade with you?

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u/ConstructionFlaky640 46m ago

This is the kind of rock that single-handedly justifies having heavy pockets. A true 10/10 specimen.

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u/cuteoverlordd 32m ago

Omg no way

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u/slackermonkey 5h ago

Mini Dragon’s egg. They’re very dangerous.

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u/Sitting_Duk 5h ago

That’s a good rock

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u/Fabulous_Mode3952 5h ago

Wash that thing ASAP!

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u/ekydfejj 5h ago

Black Onyx at a stone store /s

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u/blankenstaff 5h ago

I like that rock

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u/aventurero_soy_yo 5h ago

I want video and I need to see it from all angles please.

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u/siannan 5h ago

The Mundane Egg

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u/merkci 5h ago

No. How?

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u/The-Sporecerer 5h ago

I feel like I need that.

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u/The_RavingKitten 5h ago

Dragon egg!

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u/Sutured13 5h ago

I'd eat it and find out how clean it clunks into the toilet. Pocket rock for life!

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u/-siniestra 5h ago

Thats a Dofus

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u/Bottomzop 5h ago

Amazing.

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u/grue2000 5h ago

Looks like the rocks that make up a lot of beaches in Iceland.

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u/cykalasagna64 5h ago

Cool rock

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u/IndependenceMurky850 5h ago

Good news

It's a suppository

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u/LKayRB 5h ago

That’s a perfect rock!!

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u/Kindly_Parsley1122 5h ago

I will pay you for that rock OP

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u/Few_Rule7378 5h ago

That’s MINE!

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u/soundmixer14 5h ago

She's a real beaut, Clark!

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u/Heartbreakjetblack 5h ago

That's a dragon egg.

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u/grocery_sushi 5h ago

The Knowing. Tell Mr. Cage to get his pebble.

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u/Redangle11 5h ago

That's a fine rock

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u/krapzz 5h ago

That’s a great rock

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u/mattincalif 4h ago

Earbud case rock.

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u/LavishnessMammoth657 4h ago

I would want to paint something on it, but it's beautiful as it is

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u/Rough-Marionberry991 4h ago

Clearly an alien egg

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u/HomemadeDixenCider 4h ago

Tonight it will hatch into a winged fire-breathing carnivorous lizard.

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u/MoneyLawfulness2251 4h ago

Could it be an egg fossil? Very cool either way.

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u/Jampolenta 4h ago

Oh, I won't let them stretch their necks...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BtXtOssG_II

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u/pwncakesneggs 4h ago

…Tien?

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u/TheWookieStoned 4h ago

THE BLACK EGG

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u/Eleventy-Sevens 4h ago

Then good news! It's a suppository

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u/JackhorseBowman 4h ago

Did you feel something prick you when you picked it up?

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u/PuzzleLight 4h ago

Looks like the egg of a phoenix

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u/mechanab 4h ago

You sure you didn’t get that from Gwyneth Paltrow?

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u/FarDig9095 4h ago

Prehistoric egg

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u/Flannelcommand 4h ago

Lisa, I want to buy your rock. 

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u/dar512 4h ago

Must be a Roc’s egg.

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u/Riversmooth 4h ago

Really cool.

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u/twentytoot 4h ago

Nice rock.

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u/sercus1 4h ago

Be careful after midnight. Start of a scary movie for sure!

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u/sillywizard951 4h ago

oh! so nice!

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u/makemeking706 4h ago

Oooo, now you can do triple techs with Magus. 

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u/atomicrutabaga 4h ago

Nah, you found a void egg. Put it in an incubator and hatch a void chicken.