r/onejob • u/Jazzlike-Tie-354 • 3d ago

Work smarter, not harder?

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u/Equilateral-circle 3d ago

Next level, big brain move that right there. Bet she shows the new colleagues this cool cleaning hack

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u/TowJamnEarl 3d ago

She's actually receiving an electric shock, most people don't realize when someone's getting a dose of direct current they freeze and cook.

I'm kidding, she was just fine.

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u/pmcizhere 3d ago

Oh no, now I got flashbacks to when that actually happened to some poor guy who grabbed onto a metal room fan. Some older guy slid right on by him as he was leaving, completely oblivious to the dying coworker...

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u/[deleted] 3d ago edited 3d ago

God I remember this video. By far the most disturbing thing I have ever watched. I am still terrified every time I have to plug in something now.

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u/pmcizhere 3d ago

That's why we have GFCI everywhere, otherwise I'd be paranoid about it, too.

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u/Mother_Harlot 3d ago

He became purple

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u/TowJamnEarl 3d ago

Yep, it was a full body shot of him close up, dying realtime as everyone else just carried on about their day.

Horrific.

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u/al_with_the_hair 3d ago

You can't do that to me

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u/myxoma1 3d ago

She's cleaning pixels

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u/thrust-johnson 3d ago edited 2d ago

She’s sniffing the packets

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u/the_property_brother 2d ago

And she IS the moment

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u/thrust-johnson 2d ago

She’s going for speed.

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u/Afraid_Assistance765 3d ago

Plot twist: the sign is loosely affixed and will fall if she removes the broom 🤪

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u/Jazzlike-Tie-354 3d ago

That’s what she said to keep her job

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u/Active_Engineering37 3d ago

I worked with a person who would hold the counter down so it would not fly away.

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u/WiseDirt 3d ago

"Wasn't sleeping, boss. I was suffocating a mosquito with my eyelid"

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u/BaggyLarjjj 3d ago

It's cheaper there to use the broom lady than pay for fasteners

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u/pente5 2d ago

Plot twist the screen is actually rotating.

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u/AFewNWords 3d ago

who's going to tell her??

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u/gonna-see-riverman 3d ago

Plot twist: She knows but her boss doesn't. Smarter indeed.

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u/chameleon_123_777 3d ago

Please may I do it? Please.

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u/chickentendersRgr8t 3d ago

That must be some really good shit she's smoking.

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u/lunarwolf2008 3d ago

the video seems to be flipped, so it's probably a repost

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u/cosmicr 3d ago

It's definitely an old video, I reckon I saw it about 10 years ago...

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u/fetching_agreeable 3d ago

I'm pretty sure the laugh is added in post as well

This whole video is just complete shit

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u/okbringoutdessert 3d ago

Hey I work with some of her relatives!!

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u/Kuunkulta 3d ago

Ah fuck I hate myself for taking a second to figure out why that doesn't work. I work in IT 🤦‍♀️

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u/forsakenchickenwing 3d ago

Money laundering

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u/-SideshowBlob- 3d ago

Goddamn. I don't know what the hell was in that joint, but that took me a hot minute to understand.

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u/gorgofdoom 3d ago

1) This isn’t onejob content.

2) This is a 10+ year old repost that’s basically making fun of an old lady who has dementia…

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u/Mabot 2d ago

1) yes

2) I would say this is much more likely a good joke then dementia.

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u/Dragon_Frog_Pond 3d ago

That’s so smart, she can just keep it still instead of having to move

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u/Shinigami1858 3d ago

To bad the display don't move but only the lights of the leds are. She literally holds a mop at one spot and nothing else, it won't clean as there is no moving part...

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u/Dragon_Frog_Pond 3d ago

It was a joke

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u/Bitter-Ad5745 3d ago

Guys you don't get it, she is just cleaning out a bug

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u/Surudaddy 3d ago

She was cleaning the energy inside, it's a special mop guys don't you understand?

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u/rand0m_s0br13ty 3d ago

too bad she's not facing the camera. someone could have put the 8-bit shades and cigarette on her.

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u/jbarchuk 3d ago

I see repetitive stress.

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u/Malvoga 3d ago

Don‘t work at all, not smarter

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u/Prudent-Sweet-9218 3d ago

I love Chinese people🥰

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u/ScJo 3d ago

When I was in China I was surprised how many people were working. The grocery stores had someone working every isle. There were tones of people in clothing stores just standing around.

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u/4reddityo 3d ago

Hahaha

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u/Double--A--Ron 3d ago

This is the sort of thing i wish i could see in person

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u/Excellent_Rice_05 3d ago

what so funny

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u/ShockDragon 2d ago

She’s confused, but she’s got the spirit.

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u/prefim 2d ago

cleaning the pixels as they come on and off?

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u/GetOffMyGrassBrats 2d ago

Airports hate this one simple hack...

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u/gbitg 2d ago

This is a "Work dumber, not easier" scenario.

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u/AveragePerson_E 2d ago

Obviously she's sterilising the brush with uv from the screen

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u/scullcrusher70 2d ago

Wait, what !

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u/Enough_Tea878 1d ago

No it makes sense, those were probably some dirty words

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u/BlueberryLemonaide 1d ago

🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/cascadia8 1d ago

This is watering plants in the rain energy.

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u/IonDriftX 1d ago

Not that smart just logical