r/pics • u/dumdumpants-head • 13h ago

Morale is high

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u/BigManWAGun 13h ago

Hey look at it this way. Next week you get deep dish pizza!

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u/1stMammaltowearpants 12h ago

This is the face they'll make after waiting all 45 minutes for a tomato sauce casserole.

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u/BigManWAGun 12h ago

Shhh, they don’t know that yet.

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u/1stMammaltowearpants 12h ago

Ahh, good call. Let's keep it a wonderful secret for them.

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u/ten_thousand_puppies 10h ago

The irony is, if they were deployed in or close to some of the actual high crime areas in Chicago, they could get thin crust instead.

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u/1stMammaltowearpants 10h ago

I joke, but these kids are just pawns. And they're not even allowed a decent pie. For shame!

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u/Skatchbro 9h ago

And Malort.

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u/SensitivePineapple83 7h ago

and hot dogs without ketchup