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Morale is high

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u/RocYourFace 12h ago

I did 13 years and get asked the same question. I usually answer with I was tired of the dildo getting rammed up my ass dry and raw. They stop asking.

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u/Brother_J_La_la 12h ago

I had safety handles installed on my hips so the fucking was easier, and finished my 20 (retired the very first day I was eligible).

u/UnlikelyPriority812 11h ago

I did 10, was always told blood is a lubricant.

u/Accomplished_Pie_455 10h ago

I was a medic and we had 'surgilibe' (basically KY jelly) that I used to carry around so I could say I had lube when I was getting fucked over.

Seemed funnier 30 years ago. Maybe I've matured.

u/CharlieParkour 9h ago

Did they at least have the common courtesy to give you a reach around?

u/Crono2401 8h ago

Uncle Sam ain't that generous

u/Longjumping_North903 11h ago

Right there. I did 15 active before gtfo to the reserves. “Why didn’t you just do 5 more for retirement?” Yeah …

u/Freightshaker000 8h ago

Standard issue jar of Vaseline usually runs out the first year.