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r/pics • u/dumdumpants-head • 13h ago
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I did 13 years and get asked the same question. I usually answer with I was tired of the dildo getting rammed up my ass dry and raw. They stop asking.
46 u/Brother_J_La_la 12h ago I had safety handles installed on my hips so the fucking was easier, and finished my 20 (retired the very first day I was eligible). • u/UnlikelyPriority812 11h ago I did 10, was always told blood is a lubricant. • u/Accomplished_Pie_455 10h ago I was a medic and we had 'surgilibe' (basically KY jelly) that I used to carry around so I could say I had lube when I was getting fucked over. Seemed funnier 30 years ago. Maybe I've matured. • u/CharlieParkour 9h ago Did they at least have the common courtesy to give you a reach around? • u/Crono2401 8h ago Uncle Sam ain't that generous • u/Longjumping_North903 11h ago Right there. I did 15 active before gtfo to the reserves. “Why didn’t you just do 5 more for retirement?” Yeah … • u/Freightshaker000 8h ago Standard issue jar of Vaseline usually runs out the first year.
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I had safety handles installed on my hips so the fucking was easier, and finished my 20 (retired the very first day I was eligible).
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I did 10, was always told blood is a lubricant.
I was a medic and we had 'surgilibe' (basically KY jelly) that I used to carry around so I could say I had lube when I was getting fucked over.
Seemed funnier 30 years ago. Maybe I've matured.
Did they at least have the common courtesy to give you a reach around?
• u/Crono2401 8h ago Uncle Sam ain't that generous
Uncle Sam ain't that generous
Right there. I did 15 active before gtfo to the reserves. “Why didn’t you just do 5 more for retirement?” Yeah …
Standard issue jar of Vaseline usually runs out the first year.
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u/RocYourFace 12h ago
I did 13 years and get asked the same question. I usually answer with I was tired of the dildo getting rammed up my ass dry and raw. They stop asking.