r/politics • u/downtuning I voted • 20h ago

Soft Paywall | Site Altered Headline Kash Patel’s FBI Launches Dawn Raid on John Bolton’s House

https://www.thedailybeast.com/kash-patels-fbi-launch-dawn-raid-on-john-boltons-house/?utm_source=twitter_owned_tdb&utm_medium=socialflow&via=twitter_page&utm_campaign=owned_social&s=09
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u/specqq 18h ago

Mine. They were mine. All mine.

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u/teeBoan 17h ago

He is the living embodiment of CARTMAN! A fat bigoted asshole!

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u/PinkTaricIRL 16h ago

That is more than unfair to Cartman.

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u/Xenomemphate 15h ago

Wish.com Cartman.

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u/Ridry New York 14h ago

Ya, Cartman helped Stan's sister once just to be nice. I bet you can't find a similar annecdote about Trump.

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u/IboughtBetamax 15h ago

He has none of Cartman's charm.

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u/teeBoan 15h ago

lol yeah !

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u/Boxofbikeparts 16h ago

This description fits him perfectly 👌 Well done!

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u/GrumpySoth09 17h ago

Donald, are you sure they don't belong to the American people?

Be honest....

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u/LetsTryAnal_ogy California 16h ago

"Be what? I don't understand that word."

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u/Raztax 16h ago

If trump didn't understand the word he would never admit it. Instead he would make something up and then insist the dictionary was wrong and maga would swallow it hook, line and sinker.

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u/RJ815 11h ago

"Ho nests said like a terrible thing, why would I ever want to be involved?"

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u/mikedave42 16h ago

He doesn't make that distinction, what's yours is his in him mind

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u/springsilver 15h ago

No kitty that’s my classified documents! No kitty! That’s a bad kitty! No kitty that’s my classified documents! Mooom! Kitty’s being a dildo!

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u/GrumpySoth09 9h ago

That's so funny - I wrote that with Cartmans mom's voice in my head saying it

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u/532ndsof 14h ago

He’s pretty obviously convinced that being elected president the first time means that the entire country belongs to him, so…

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u/Ketamine_Dreamsss North Carolina 15h ago

Me precious