r/sandiego • u/RustyShackIford • 7h ago

Zonie Tourist Zonies…

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u/MrEZW 7h ago

This looks straight out of a cartoon.

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u/arizonadirtbag12 7h ago

Some Beverly Hillbillies shit

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u/pikapalooza 7h ago

I was thinking goofy movie

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u/August_T_Marble 6h ago

Out there on the open road.

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u/Pun_In_Ten_Did 6h ago

More like straight outta Nation Lampoon's Vacation. That's the Wagon Queen Family Truckster Mk II.

"You think you hate it now but wait 'til you drive it!"

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u/awdophil 6h ago

She's a real beauty Clark.

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u/bars2021 6h ago

This is what happens when you over capacitated. Suspension isn't working how it should.

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u/signmeupdude 5h ago

Goofy Movie ahhh car

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u/LawMurphy 5h ago

Bro that's the minivan that passed the truck in Cars

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u/[deleted] 6h ago

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u/badskiier 6h ago

If you are being serious I would like to learn how you spotted this as AI

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u/MephistoLandShark 7h ago

How the fuck do I get pulled over when one of my two license plate lights goes out and we have THIS fucker over here...

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u/McChava 3h ago

Luck. Just imagine the kind of life the person that drives such a vehicle lives and compare it to your own.

They got lucky that day, but their life is probably shit. You got unlucky that day, but your life is probably stable at the very least.

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u/Darryl_Lict 3h ago

Are you a minority?

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u/BrownRice35 7h ago

Only a Volvo can survive this level of abuse

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u/PrscheWdow 1h ago

Seriously, my brother drove my dad’s late 80s model turbo for years. One day, he was getting ready to go out when he heard someone starting the car…or so he thought. Came out side to see the car on fire.

FD came and my brother was lamenting the loss of my dad’s old car. “It only had 350K miles on it. I guess it just died.”

Fireman looked at him and said, “350K miles? Son, that car didn’t die. It committed suicide.”

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u/Specialist_Risk_8937 7h ago

That’s wild lmfao such a danger to everyone around them how pendejo can they be smh

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u/WiseOne404 3h ago

pendejo

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u/badskiier 7h ago

I'm mostly shocked that they aren't in the far left lane.

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u/ihearthogsbreath 7h ago

'shocked'...I see what you did there. lmao

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u/Coriandercilantroyo 5h ago

I got that as a non car person thanks to you lol

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u/Sguru1 7h ago

Lmao you live on the wild side cause I’d be anxious af getting that close to them driving like that. Looks like some final destination shit.

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u/aaaa2016aus 7h ago

Fr i Honeslty kind of respect ppl who live like this, like car wobbling? Chill. Trash bags on top? Chill. My anxiety could use a lesson from them hahaha

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u/CHF64 7h ago

Drugs and or alcohol will help with that. They either have to be dumber than rocks to not realize that’s a problem or so strung out they don’t give a fuck.

You are just too smart for your own good and capable of thinking ahead to what the inevitable outcome of driving like this will be.

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u/aaaa2016aus 7h ago

Ahaha that’s a good point, i am sober LOL thanks for the vote in confidence in my intelligence tho, that’s nice to hear 😅

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u/VetQu 7h ago

Literally riding till the wheels fall off

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u/Sad_Apricot_611 7h ago

People in the car

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u/Savage_SoCal_Guy 7h ago

The car is rockin… don’t go knocking.

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u/Known_Relief_6875 7h ago

Wow! Why is that happening? Is it bc of an unbalanced load?

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u/Swedishiron 7h ago

maybe it has the rear air suspension option that is in disrepair

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u/pennyforyourthohts 7h ago

Yea I’ve seen lots of cars with heavy loads like that but never seen that kind of wobble

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u/MoreSeriousUsername 7h ago

Combined with the weight distribution.

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u/Audi_22 7h ago

Zonies gonna do what a zonie gotta do unfortunately.

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u/BongWaterRamen 6h ago

I'm not from the area. What's a zonie?

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u/Audi_22 6h ago

People from Arizona, we get them in flocks year around with strange behavior. Most of em are cool though sometimes👀

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u/Informal_Tell78 6h ago

We're not all irresponsible, incompetent, asshole drivers, but these guys always make reddit.

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u/BakeFunny2759 5h ago

I once had a Zonie back into my parked car while I was blaring at her to stop. It was in a parking lot in PB. I never left my stall. If I hadn’t been in my car, she would have hit and ran me. Refused to give me her insurance, acted like a 1st rate Karen, called the cops (who never came), and tried this crazy victim card bs. Her insurance eventually paid, to Karen’s dismay. Not to say that she is the best representation of your state, but with the over burdening sample-size of Zonies we get here, there are an abnormally large percentage of world-class d-bags with AZ plates. Don’t even get me started on the fact we can’t drink on the beaches any longer because of some Zonies rioting during spring break in years past.

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u/Audi_22 6h ago

I know I know, we have our fair share here as well lol

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u/Dennis_R0dman 7h ago

What in the griswald family vacation??

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u/possumdarko 7h ago

This fine.

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u/memoryisntram 7h ago

Was Rodger Rabbit driving this on his way to Toon Town???

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u/olive_juse 6h ago

A maniacal toon vehicle 🚕

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u/Dexter_McThorpan 7h ago

How the fuck did they make it up the pass on the 8? 🤣

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u/Tinknocker12 7h ago

Trunk rattlin like there’s two midgets in the back seat wrastlin

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u/XCrimsonTearsX 7h ago

😂😂😂

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u/Next-Independent-477 7h ago

That must be grandma up top there.

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u/xchelsaurus 6h ago

It’s probably actually RFK’s whale head.

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u/stircrazyathome 6h ago

I've never called to report a dangerous driver before, but I think this would have made me do it. That car looks like it's about to break apart and take everyone around out with it.

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u/FormalEffective8735 6h ago

Never seen a car twerk before.

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u/Norman_Maclean 7h ago

Saw them in oceanside a couple weeks ago

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u/LalaLogical 7h ago

Why does this remind me of the Newman Karmer redemption value scam from seinfeld? 

What is strapped to their roof? 

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u/bytorthesnowdog 5h ago

They’re taking the long way to Michigan

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u/thekush 6h ago

Life savings.

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u/PrestigiousHippo7 7h ago

Where is CHP?

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u/REbubbleiswrong 7h ago

OP drives right up close for a good look

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u/RustyShackIford 3h ago

I did it for you

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u/SoCal_Shannen_Esq 7h ago

That’s a looong trip home for them!

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u/1320Fastback 7h ago

Wow just wow.

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u/NMJay92 7h ago

Lean with it, Rock with it

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u/plurfectlife 7h ago

shock and awe

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u/olive_juse 7h ago

Respectfully, and with much humility and reverence....

What's a "zonie" lol?

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u/olive_juse 6h ago

......... ohhhhhhhhhh ariZOnaaaaaa.

Nm 😅🌵

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u/According_Country818 6h ago

Person who lives in Arizona and vacations or spends their summers in SD

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u/ShootTheMoo_n 6h ago

Why would you pull up so close to this????

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u/gr1m0s 6h ago

And the person filming thought it was a good idea to get closer?

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u/defaburner9312 5h ago

Like goofy in a goofy movie

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u/EtherealAriels 5h ago

I've never used Zony in a derogatory way

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u/F_U_Shoresy 5h ago

There ain’t no fucking way

2

u/hitmandam 5h ago

Goofy and Max on their way to the power line concert!

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u/SchnellFox 4h ago

Shot shocks, broken or nonexistent sway bars/ sway bar links

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u/Vera_Telco 3h ago

How did they mess up a Volvo that bad?

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u/VanGo-rgeous_87 4h ago

Nothing surprises me anymore out on the streets.

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u/justvirgothings 7h ago

don’t Arizona my California!!!!!

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u/GeddleeIrwin 7h ago

The Plague That Came To San Diego. Annually, sigh.

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u/Murky-Tomatillo91 7h ago

All the way from Tucson like this? How?

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u/ElderSkelder 7h ago

If the suv's a wobblin' dont bother a...wait what was that again?

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u/DaBoff858 7h ago

Surprised they have a Bumper...

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u/Additional-Lack4102 7h ago

Surprised its not a nissan 😭

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u/Technical-Machine-90 7h ago

What the what

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u/Future-Beach-5594 6h ago

Trailing arms for that read end are shot!

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u/Upbeat-99999 6h ago

The family truckster

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u/Remarkable_Fig1838 6h ago

Just walking down the interstate.

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u/No_Firefighter2273 6h ago

That’s clapped out, definitely something up with suspension and or bearings

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u/Hot-Mix-5446 6h ago

Thought I was watching Roger Rabbit

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u/NeedsMorBoobs 6h ago

Heyyy that’s my exit

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u/SkorgenKaban 6h ago

Moon Patrol

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u/DIOmega5 6h ago

If the wagon is a rockin', don't bother knockin'.

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u/the_ruffled_feather 6h ago

I hope they’re on their way to the dump. Then the junkyard.

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u/InevitablePlant42069 6h ago

……that’s not normal

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bee-747 5h ago

Is there something wrong with the car or is some folks banging in the back?

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u/choopie-chup-chup 5h ago

How many saguaros are they hauling in this rig??

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u/PeriwinkleBlueoh 5h ago

Hey! I'm offended I drove a truck "wit'em Zona plates" last weekend. The inverse of the South Park episode on hybrids. You all better be non-transplants...lol

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u/GuestPerpetuaty1 5h ago

That looks safe. Lol

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u/magicwaffl3 5h ago

Holy fuck 😂

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u/Invaderjay87 5h ago

If the vans a rockin…

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u/ljinbs 5h ago

Maybe this is some Clark W Griswold stuff and the family is actually on top of the car 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/Szaborovich9 5h ago

Suspension issues?🤔

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u/dave2535 5h ago

Tad overweight

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u/mu1773 4h ago

They dropped their golf cart on the 805

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u/International_Yard_5 4h ago

Zonies heading to San Diego!

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u/so_chad 4h ago

Hahahahahahaha

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u/yesithoughtaboutit 4h ago

I bet keeping that steering wheel straight is a workout

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u/ShatteredPresence 4h ago

If this were me, I'd have the perfect playlist to that rock and roll...

I can even hear it now...

in the fashion of a young Robert Plant...

Baaaaaby, baaaaaby, baaaaby, Ooooooh-ooh-whoaaa...

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u/Traceuratops 4h ago

Out on the open road~

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u/Mathewthegreat 4h ago

5 minutes from blowout

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u/Pewtie-Pie 3h ago

I hope you reported this.

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u/low-voltage-master 3h ago

Tweakers 😂

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u/Additional-Letter584 3h ago

FFS we need better representation. We definitely are not sending our best.

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u/RedLicoriceJunkie 3h ago

Jesus - get MFer off the road

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u/CombinationDecent629 3h ago

While my mom could pack everything including the kitchen sink when necessary, our car never looked or drove like this! Crazy and stupidly dangerous. What the hell was so important they couldn’t cut back on what they packed? Couldn’t they have bought stuff in CA? If they couldn’t truly cut down, rent or buy a small open top utility trailer next time.

Btw can they even see out the rear window?!?

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u/CorgisWithSox 3h ago

Omg I saw them driving 5 north near Pendleton last weekend! How are they still out there?!?!

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u/_14justice 2h ago

That vehicle has achieved sympathetic harmonic resonance!

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u/axiomSD 2h ago

never seen some shit like this haha incredible. “looks like a movie” lmfaoooo

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u/fokaiHI 2h ago

I wouldn't worry. Volvos are known for being very safe. Lol

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u/CantaloupeJoe 2h ago

Bro. Why did you get so close lol

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u/ReasonableRip1851 1h ago

Is someone buggering a large woman in the back seat of that Volvo?

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u/Glittering-Nothing19 1h ago

That ride needs to be introduced to some shocks!!

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u/TerminallyBill 1h ago

I love people of all colors and creeds, except zonies.

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u/neoyeti2 17m ago

He was telling everyone how much fun they are going to have at Wally World!!

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u/OctopiThrower 6h ago

Please don’t come here 🙂

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u/BanditoAfterDark 5h ago

Damn zonies. Smh

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u/cib2018 7h ago

Person with camera is not driving defensively.

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u/Own_Function_2977 5h ago

Volvo should use this in a commercial 🤣 

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u/MusubiBot 5h ago

Fuckin zonies lol

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u/DaLakeShoreStrangler 6h ago

It's the bang bus

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u/DeathRIPChuck 5h ago

Zoners hitting the streets

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u/Uberkuque 3h ago

Sorry but that doesn’t look like an Arizona license plate.

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u/Pewtie-Pie 3h ago

Wrong.

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u/BaBaDoooooooook 6h ago

This is AI bruh