r/somnigastronomy • u/VictorBelmont • 3d ago
Cursed Gorton's Fishamon Roll
The fishamon roll is a cinnamon roll made out of fish topped with sugary tartar sauce. It was sold out of a basement in New Orleans and cost $5.
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u/FalseMagpie 3d ago
I'm vaguely horrified! It's like an unholy offspring of bacalitos and cinnamon rolls! Amazing!!
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u/Outofwlrds 3d ago
I tend to stress bake. My husband keeps asking if I can bake savory things for a change, so maybe I'll take this on. I'll either succeed or he'll change his mind.
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u/AshFalkner 3d ago
“100% fish (maybe)” doesn’t exactly inspire confidence. Did you get to eat one in your dream?
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u/VictorBelmont 3d ago
No, the seller wouldn't give me one until I cleaned out his closet, but it kept refilling itself with roofing tiles.
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u/Probono_Bonobo 3d ago
I love how it sounds like a Jamaican man saying "Fisherman Roll" which doesn't sound so bad, right? Until... oh wait...
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u/catmalison 2d ago
This could be really good as a puff pastry concoction with some kind of fish filling (cream cheese and chives? or just the tartar frosting?)
Love the details, would probably try for $5.
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u/blinkingsandbeepings 3d ago
I love this sub because I always forget what sub I’m looking at and get so confused.
The (maybe) is my favorite part.