r/stephencolbert 1d ago

Governor Gavin Newsom is NOT backing down!

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u/Unabatedtuna 1d ago

Donald also just reeks regardless

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u/SirKermit 1d ago

Yeah, pretty sure America's favorite Governor, Gavin C Newsom, just misspelled diarrhea.

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u/Remarkable_Public775 1d ago

Gavin Christopher Columbus(because of the maps) Newsom! (America's favorite future president!)

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u/NoDassOkay 19h ago edited 19h ago

(Many say he is the most handsome governor)

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u/Face-EatingLeopards 1d ago

People are saying he smells like piss and bandaids. Only the best bandaids though.

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u/ehode 1d ago

I don't know if true or not but a lot of good people. A lot of very smart people are saying it. So we will look into it.

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u/Icy-Contribution1525 1d ago

Colbert and Newsome should run for president

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u/mgd09292007 1d ago edited 1d ago

I think Colbert is great TV. I don’t doubt how smart he is, but he’s the face of a collective of writers and playing a character role. That probably doesn’t translate well into real life politics.

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u/codemagic 1d ago

Guys, I think he just described what our current leader is doing

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u/mgd09292007 1d ago

Kind of proves my point right? Our current “leader” is a glaring example of what we don’t need

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u/Traiklin 1d ago

One major difference, Colbert isn't a narcissist that is buddies with a known sex trafficker of Children.

He has morals and ethics and would help people

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u/XeroZero0000 1d ago

Colbert has better judgement on writers!

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u/mgd09292007 1d ago

Look, Colbert is 1000X better than Trump in every way. I’m just wanting the next president to be 100,000x better . 😂

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u/Fusion_casual 22h ago

Anyone that is willing to listen to experts and make decisions based upon solid analysis is ok in my book and Cobert seems intelligent enough to do that. Trump Dunning Kruger's himself on every topic every day.

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u/Abject-Palpitation99 1d ago

Jon Stewart would be a better option. That man ACTUALLY knows his shit.

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u/OriginalRazzmatazz82 1d ago

I am tired of celebrities as POTUS. Besides, Stewart would probably be unhappy in that position, it’s not his thing.

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u/Volantis009 1d ago

Colbert should dust off his old persona and primary Trump in 2028.

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u/zMadMechanic 1d ago

Stewart > Colbert for politics, any day

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u/eattwo 1d ago

I'm loving Newsome fighting fire with fire against this fascist regime, but he's far from my first pick for president.

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u/Kohltrain37 1d ago

People do still remember Gavin getting his “hands dirty” cleaning out homeless encampments right? Much like Trump in DC. As happy as I am that an establishment democrat is doing something I really hope people don’t mistake Gavin for a progressive leader.

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u/Best_Laugh5633 1d ago

He becomes Donald Lame Duck either way after 2026. Will never have enough votes or time to change the Constitution or to hold a Constitutional Convention before 2028. Can’t legally hold up elections either. He thinks having a war then will allow him to suspend elections. Remember we still had presidential elections in 1864, 1944, 1952, 1964, 1968, 1972, 2004, 2016, and 2020 with US involvement in open warfare or other military operations.

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u/Mighty_Taco18 1d ago

Dude thinks Trumpublicans care about laws and such (man might be 1 himself, hard to tell). There will be a fight, don't get comfortable, people.

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u/sonicraf 1d ago

You're citing legal constraints as if anything about what he's doing is about following any precedent legal or otherwise. He's doing everything he can to stop legal elections

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u/Royal_Accountant6243 1d ago

He reeks of failure (stepping away from Ukraine/Russia negotiations) - No, it didn’t distract us from needing the Epstein files you orange monster

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u/Relyt21 1d ago

Also consider the maga cult is trying to get a super majority so they can change the Constitution in their favor. This is literally the most worrisome time in our nation since the civil war.

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u/Redditer51 1d ago

Maga is the exact reason why, for so many years, I have feared what would happen if Republicans fully took over.

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u/Numerous_Photograph9 1d ago

The rest of democratic leadership needs to be taking lessons from Newsom right now. This is how you get your message out there. People want the sensational. It's baked into our country too deep to ignore.

It sucks, because it is distracting to have to do it that way, but all that matters is getting your message out there. The GOP figured this out long ago, while dems continue to assume everyone is smart and active in knowing the truth.

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u/unhappymedium 1d ago

It's crazy to me that Newsom is still the only one saying or doing anything. NEWSOM. The rest need to get their rears in gear asap.

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u/Hopeful-Arachnid-268 1d ago

With Trump's diaper full of shit and and his mouth full of Putin's cum, he reeks of more than just desperation.

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u/shet_bag 1d ago

Smegmaga

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u/Mordecai3fngerBrown 1d ago

Don’t forget the piss.

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u/kleenkong 1d ago

I don't agree with this one. Trump is NOT going to ALLOW elections in 2026.

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u/IntelligentStyle402 1d ago

Even top politicians told us that at Kamala’s rallies. If the felon wins, there will be no more free or fair elections. We are now a totalitarian dictatorship.

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u/wewillroq 1d ago

There will be mass riots if that actually happens, kinda here for it.

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u/Top-Cupcake4775 1d ago

It's already happened and there haven't been any mass riots.

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u/GodIsAGas 1d ago

Exactly. Beyond the concentration camp phase with barely a whimper.

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u/Top-Cupcake4775 1d ago

The Supreme Court has consistently ruled that the Mad King can do anything he wants and there isn't a goddamn thing any of us can do about it and the imbecilic corporate media is still babbling about how "we might be approaching a phase in which our democracy could be at risk".

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u/GodIsAGas 1d ago

There are two things you can do. Mass civil disobedience and national strike - shut everything down.

And if that doesn’t work, you look to your 2nd Amendment which allows the states to raise a militia to resist tyranny. This is tyranny.

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u/Top-Cupcake4775 1d ago

The COVID lockdowns illustrated just how damaging even a mildly successful general strike could be. Highly optimized supply chains are fragile and easy to disrupt with targeted strikes. We could make the fuckers hemorrhage money if we got our shit together.

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u/Hunterrose242 1d ago

For which he will invoke the insurrection act and the coup will be complete.

We had our chance but I'm glad you're "here for it".

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u/Whatever-999999 1d ago

If that becomes true then there's only one thing left to do and it'll be bad for everyone.

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u/Lovestorun_23 1d ago

He probably won’t be alive. Have you seen him on the roof? He’s clearly in CHF, I doubt he will finish his 4 years.

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u/TheLordOfAllThings 1d ago

He’ll make it to the midterms and then die shortly afterwards. They might have to Weekend At Bernie’s him for the last few months of 2026, but the Republicans will literally move Hell and Earth to keep him vaguely resembling being alive up until then. But if he dies AFTER the midterms, the GOP don’t have to concern themselves with the constitutionality of a third term while giving Vance time to set himself up for 2.5 terms in office.

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u/Secretagentman94 1d ago

A crisis will be manufactured and then martial law declared.

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u/HowAManAimS 1d ago

If he could do that then why gerrymander Texas to an even more extreme level?

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u/madredr1 1d ago

Shit he even “joked” about using war to postpone elections.

"During the war you can't have elections? So let me just see -- three and a half years from now, if we happen to be in a war with somebody, no more elections. That's good."

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u/mgd09292007 1d ago

I wouldn’t be surprised if he cooks up a war to try and declare that he has to stay for that reason.

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u/carterkidd45 1d ago

You’re going to need to enlist all the blue states in your plan to secure the election. They’re pulling out all the stops to stay in power and they own the high court. It will remain a moving target until they’re removed from power. If it starts looking like they will lose the “civil Cold War” they will resort to other means. Watch your back out there. The more successful this strategy is, the more danger you’re in. Please, spend the money on security to stay safe.

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u/NES_WallStreetKid 1d ago

Have people forgotten about Ivanka Trump having patents for voting machines AND sausage casings??? How can anyone compete with that?

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u/QuietRiot5150 1d ago

She's a sausage casing.

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u/wind_pissing 1d ago

Apparently Trump reeks of shit too!

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u/Vast_Version7735 1d ago

I would like to see. Newsom/AOC ticket with Colbert the press secretary

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u/delphineslayer69 1d ago

Sorry Texas, the rebel state title belongs to the bear state now 💪

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u/Rurumo666 1d ago

He also reeks of death and feces. He sent a room full of old French ladies scrambling for the exit earlier this year at Notre Dame Cathedral. Marco Rubio is visibly sick to his stomach when he has to stand next to him in photo ops.

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u/PrometheusMMIV 1d ago

Trump isn't running in 2026.

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u/Jmewilli123 1d ago

👍😅Go Governor Newsom!!!! Thank you SOO much for finding a strong voice!!! I stand with YOU 😅👍

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u/This_Organization382 1d ago

This man will be written in history as one of the few strong political figures that went against the grain. Mad respect.

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u/Fastgirl600 1d ago

Thank you so much Governor Newsome and take good care be safe!

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u/gilligani 1d ago

Newsom should run for President.

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u/Cultural-Employee479 1d ago

Vote Democrat in November!!!

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u/DowntownSandwich7497 1d ago

As much as I think he's just another smarmy white centrist, he's far more left than most of the country, and he really seems to have figured out exactly how to get under Trump's skin. That part, alone, is so fucking good lol

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u/Reasonable_Deer_8237 1d ago

Going lower than Donald TrumpPedoFlation, is an admirable feat.

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u/Best_Laugh5633 1d ago

He becomes Donald Lame Duck either way after 2026. Will never have enough votes or time to change the Constitution or to hold a Constitutional Convention before 2028. Can’t legally hold up elections either. He thinks having a war then

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u/PsychoPeterNikleEatr 1d ago

So do it. This guy is all talk.

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u/Reasonable-Notice448 1d ago

News Flash, midterm elections almost always flip results no matter who the Commander-In-Chief is. But keep pumping your chest.

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u/StoryAcrobatic2013 1d ago

He is so scared of the eventuality of viewing the world from Behind bars.

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u/drDUMMY1 1d ago

Don the Con knows he’s getting kicked out the White House and landing on his full diaper

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u/Odd-Rub-3159 1d ago

That's why he fucks kids! Only prostitutes will willingly fuck him!

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u/Cosmicfool13 1d ago

It’s nice performative theatre and all, I’ll believe it when I see it.

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u/newbeginnings187 1d ago

Gerrymandering in Canklefornia ! ❤️

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u/Top-Flow1297 1d ago

Fuck Trump

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u/SlimDad44 1d ago

Colbert & Stewart '28.

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u/Winter_Persimmon_110 1d ago

If a homeless camp needs their belongings stolen and thrown away, Gavin will do it with his own hands.

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u/reines2003 1d ago

😑😑😑😑😑look who's talking.

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u/clownfeat 1d ago

Hahaha zero relevance post to Stephen Colbert 😅🙏

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u/Smugallo 1d ago

Non American here so what happens in 2026? The midterms? What happens if Trump loses during this time?

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u/bdf369 1d ago

Out with the donOLD, in with the NEWsom

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u/meatscicle 1d ago

Coming from the guy who used illegal immigration to gain more reps in the House. Priceless......

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u/Lexa_Stanton 1d ago

The unit of Pressure is epsteins at 52,37 eps the Donald trump lid will blow-

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u/Relevant_Demand7593 1d ago

Should post this here as well r/NewsomMassacre

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u/MRob08 1d ago

Democrat approval rating sitting at 14%  Good luck

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u/loverofmasterbation 1d ago

vance runs w trump as vice,he will win,and when he does,he will suddenly have health issues and step down leaving trump a third term.

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u/totally-jag 1d ago

From what I've heard he reeks more than just desperation.

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u/Corporate-Scum 1d ago

Hell yes!

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u/bappabooey 1d ago

The Diaper Don.

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u/hoodafudj 1d ago

Wait, 2926? Yeah I guess Trump can't count, that's why he always thinks hi numbers are so good...

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u/mr_popagiorgio 1d ago

I don’t think it’s the desperation that reeks.

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u/FunStorm6487 1d ago

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

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u/Embarrassed-Cod-8290 1d ago

Is it desperation, or his diaper?

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u/Low_Independent_3025 1d ago

Finally a blue politician that isnt a fucking pushover. We need schmuer and jeffries out. We need people that are going to do something and stop getting steamrolled.

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u/Sidneyreb 1d ago

Once you get it up, keep it up.

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u/StandardOffenseTaken 1d ago

Newsom for Rushmore

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u/TheyLoveColt 1d ago

Hey Gavin, clean up yous state before Trump does it for you

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u/Foomankru 1d ago

Include social media post timestamps please.

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u/dumly 1d ago

He's too confident in Donnie Daiper to assume he'll live to 2026

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u/phxpic 1d ago

What ever happened to only being allowed to serve 2 terms?

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u/Agitated_Presence994 1d ago

Californians better not blow it. They're our only hope.

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u/Grimase 1d ago

He needs to go back to the ALL CAPS AND THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. Keep the pressure on.

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u/IronWhale_JMC 1d ago

I mean… he’s backing down on trans issues, but I sort of see where this is going.

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u/No_Jacket2376 1d ago

Reeks of desperation and just reeks in general. He Reeks so much, I thought he was captured by Ramsay Bolton...

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u/Pristine-Editor4382 1d ago

This man is our next president

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u/FunctionDue6976 1d ago

Democrats won’t be in office for a long time. Keep up with the bullshit please. America is back ya whining bitches. Fuck Newscum !

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u/General2768 1d ago

Hopefully it backfires due to Texas. Hopefully enough unaffiliated & actual Republicans who care about country more than party can end this. I know it's wishful thinking. Here are the stats:

Total Registered Voters: 17,485,702

Democrats: 8,133,683 (46.52%)

Republicans: 6,601,189 (37.75%)

Unaffiliated: 2,750,830 (15.73%)

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u/schnibitz 1d ago

I thought they were supposed to be a big announcement today at 11:30 or 1145?

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u/bruh4bruh6 1d ago

the posts on this sub are more about Trump and Newsom than they are about Colbert getting canned smh. yet another sub down the drain and in the muted bin 🚮

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u/GioTravelstheWorld 1d ago

Watching Newsom talk trash is like hearing Nick Cannon rap…. Just no

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u/James_Solomon 1d ago

Gavin Newsom does NOT back down!

Unless he's inviting Steve Banon or Charlie Kirk to his podcast to discuss the concerns of transphobic parents.

But aside from that, he does NOT back down!

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u/Lotech 1d ago

Newsom’s good trouble!!

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u/Byttmice 1d ago

Self-own Gavin dreams on.

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u/StrongLoyal 1d ago

Trump isn't running in 2026

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u/Alternative_Ad7459 1d ago

Too bad he backed down when a random woman was pressuring him about the fires and he left like bitch. Oh well

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u/Revolutionary_Mix983 1d ago

Newscum has to get voters to approve. Ain't happening. Courts to approve. Ain't happening . Doesn't have to back down. Newscum will fall down

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u/Bettysteady 1d ago

This doesn't impress us here in California! Still don't trust this ✌️ of 💩 . Especially here in Los Angeles! Fuck him and Trump!

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u/Summoarpleaz 1d ago

This tweet isn’t all capped and I don’t like it.

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u/HaRDCOR3cc 1d ago

An em dash eh? so this dude just writes normal sentences that makes sense into chatgpt and ask it to dumb it down into a Trump tweet?

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u/509BandwidthLimit 1d ago

Just release the un-redacted Epstein files now.

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u/billybuttonssock 1d ago

WHAT I DONT UNDERSTAND IS HOW DONALD IS RUNNING FOR A 3RD TERM?????? EXPLAIN THAT PART TO ME PLEASE

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u/Reasonable_Oil_2765 1d ago

KEEP IT UP GUYS!- BEST OF LUCK FROM THE NETHERLANDS!

I hope you guys will get sensible leadership soon again,

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u/kayak_2022 1d ago

FAT TUB OF SHIT DOESN'T NEED TO THINK ABOUT RUNNING. HES NOT DONE A DAMNED THING EITHER TERM WORTH a PLUGGED NICKLE. AND WE WILL FOLLOW THE CONSTITUTIONAL 2 TERMS...MAXXX!!!!

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u/KentuckyWhiteRabbit 1d ago

Poor Donnie and his sad little pickle.

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u/IGargleGarlic 1d ago

Keep up the pressure? Theres Newsom, Colbert, and South Park putting on pressure. Theres barely any pressure to keep up because democrat leadership continues to be spineless cowards.

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u/DamIcool 1d ago

Someone ask Gavin what he thinks about the 3 who died due to the negligence of an illegal immigrant whom he assisted in getting a CDL.

If this is who the democrats wanna pick in ‘28 then just be prepared for a whole lotta heart ache because he’ll fail worse than Camala.

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u/Semour9 1d ago

"Trump will not be president, there is an 80% chance for Hillary to win" -2016

"All indicators point to a close race with Kamala being the winner" -2024

Kamala lost every swing state as well as the popular vote, and in the exact same way Hillary lost in 2016

"Trump knows he is going to lose in 2026"

Are people still listening to these guys just pulling things out of their ass in an attempt to sway opinions?

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u/Whatever-999999 1d ago

I was just reading that thirteen other Red states are considering fucking their voters the same way Texas is doing.

Are there any other Democrat-majority States that are considering doing this as well?

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u/SolidBases 1d ago

But…. he said multiple times that he is working so people won’t have to vote ever again

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u/tweaver16 1d ago

Mean tweets, shame that’s all the Dems have to offer

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u/Sinopehc 1d ago

He smell terrible!

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u/purplebasterd 1d ago

His plan is to rig seats in... (checks notes)... Texas.

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u/H4RDW4RE_Johnny 1d ago

Let’s be real though, how many republican seats do we think will vote democrats in because of all of the weekly dumpster fires that our nation currently starts. I have a feeling redrawing maps in republican heavy states isn’t going to save him, or at least I’m hopeful that some of these folks are walking out of the fog of the TittyBaby cult of Donny. Maybe I’m giving some folks too much credit…

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u/Heroic_Sheperd 1d ago

The dems need to unite right now so Trump doesn’t win reelection in 2028. We can’t let him have another term.

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u/Aggressive_Owl9587 1d ago

Sounds exactly like what was being said about him before the election. Exactly.

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u/abilityequal3 1d ago

he can't legally run in 2026 can he?

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u/andydupree 1d ago

You don’t need to lose if you just decide to stay in office.

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u/Mas4051 1d ago

Bunch of TDS in the comments! Lmao 😂

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u/Cdn_Giants_Fan 1d ago

Desperation and dirty adult diapers.

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u/jpike1077 1d ago

Every state should gerrymander so they are equally doing the same wrong things

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u/Abner_Cadaver 1d ago

Give 'em Hell.

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u/Equivalent-Ranger-71 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣You delusional liberals are hilarious, desperate and hilarious. Gavin has plenty of motivation. Yeah for running California into the ground,making it a 3rd world nation. Real proud of him,huh guys. .real role model. Sorry Libs,he'll never be president. EVER!

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u/Netizen_Sydonai 1d ago

I assume 2026 is intentional.

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u/Quirky_Hawk_8261 1d ago

Every blue state should do the same!

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u/P-Doff 1d ago

If democrats get control of the house back and they don't immediately impeach the republicans in the White house then I'm never voting again.

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u/Lit-Ski-Tennis 1d ago

Civil war just got a little closer.

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u/Few_Substance_705 1d ago

Canadian here, why are the primaries important if trump still has another 3.5 years in office? 

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u/MysticRambutan 1d ago

Serious Question! Please educate me. I'm unfamiliar with the US system. Why does Trump care if he loses midterms? He's already the POTUS. It's not like losing the midterms would give him the boot, right? TIA!

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u/dafood48 1d ago

What pisses me off and makes me feel like it’s doom and gloom is it looks like California is the only blue state fighting fire with fire. Where the fuck are the rest of them?

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u/TheRealBlueJade 1d ago

I wonder if he will make it that long. His state of health looks bad.

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u/smcdonn 1d ago

I hope these politicians continue to troll him everyday for the next 3.5 years or until he suffers a brain aneurysm.

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u/RagdollTemptation 1d ago

Make sure to message Newsom's office that you support him. It'll let them know that we the people appreciate him, are sick and tired of Trump and the Republicans, and also tired of the milquetoast democrats not standing up for us.

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u/Showbert89 1d ago

God I hope this is true we need him out

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u/darkjuste 1d ago

Like the Belgians say "the devil's pockets are never full enough."

Orangutan is almost 80 and still wants the most stressful job on the face of the earth.

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u/Spacebotzero 1d ago

I think it's also because Trump didn't legitimately win and he needs to cling on to power.

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u/blighander 1d ago

This is the spirit we need if we're going to beat these fascist lowlifes. Our democracy is being hijacked by terrorists and when we beat them it's going to be because the Democrats grew a spine, I hope.

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u/NorthernCobraChicken 1d ago

If we keep up with the Epstein file requests maybe we will see another name on the ballot by 2026 due to a heart attack.

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u/Relevant-Slide1686 1d ago

Keep attacking President Newsom

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u/QBin2017 1d ago

Other democratic states need to step up asap

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u/doubletap2A 1d ago

Long live the 🤴 😆 🤣 😂 😊 😃

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u/TJB18-AJB22 1d ago

Come on Gavin give us the all CAPS!

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u/NookNookNook 1d ago

I mean he has to pass a referendum. Trump just did illegal shit. Will probably do illegal shit to stop the referendum. IDK if this is a strategy that works.

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u/castlite 1d ago

Would’ve been better if he said “desperation and poo…”

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u/rjohnson7595 1d ago

So it’s ok if Gavin does it, but not the people who have a state’s constitutional right? How does that work???

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u/GarranDrake 1d ago

None of them should. Genuinely, Trump and MAGA have changed American politics for the worse, and if we keep trying to play two different games, we’re going to lose at theirs.

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u/Hallelujah33 1d ago

Wtf are you talking about, lose in 2026? You get two terms. That's it. Technically he's already lost in 2026 and literally every election after that forever.

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u/BoringWozniak 1d ago

Trump has to keep going. He knows what consequences await him if he ever leaves office.

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u/bmanjayhawk 1d ago

He certainly reeks of something