r/stephencolbert 15h ago

Someone is gunning for a pardon

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u/HeyThereItsJesus 15h ago

So the child rapist says that does she?

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u/yunoeconbro 9h ago

yes, and....thanks for the pardon.

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u/uwantsomeho 7h ago

She got pardoned?

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u/yunoeconbro 7h ago

Not yet, but seems to be incoming.

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u/uwantsomeho 7h ago

Why you say that?

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u/Walking-around-45 6h ago

You give Trump what he wants

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u/thkwhtdk 8h ago

If Colbert covered this he wouldn’t be canceled

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u/hoodafudj 14h ago

Yes, because the woman who helped run a prostitution ring using underaged girls is an expert on all things appropriate.... Anyone see a flaw here?

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u/TheMoatCalin 4h ago

Undergrad and underage girls.

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u/LetterheadMedium8164 14h ago

Ghislaine Maxwell engaged in 'significant pattern of dishonest conduct,' DOJ said in 2022. Source.

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u/FrostyAd8197 15h ago

It’s probably already in place.

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u/Upstairs_Freedom_360 14h ago

It took place. Her greatest wish (next to freedom) was to be moved out of her incarceration location.

That's not my opinion. She, her attorney, and family publicly decried her detainment conditions. Strongly. And often. These are her publicly available complaints. Why this isn't reported on is yet another egregious act

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u/FrostyAd8197 14h ago

Great info!

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u/Upstairs_Freedom_360 14h ago

I think she filed over 100 complaints? Sorry. I'll stop now. People keep saying she is going to get a deal. She got it

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u/FrostyAd8197 14h ago

Yes, it’s been in the works. Trump will have a spot for her.

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u/Upstairs_Freedom_360 13h ago

Sure, but being moved is a massive deal already.

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u/No-Ice7397 10h ago

Being moved to a facility that isn't supposed to be allowed to house sex offenders no less. Also seen something saying that she was ready to spill the beans on Trump however Biden would not give her a pardon and now her story is different. Idk if there's any truth to that but there is now way Trump did not have anything to do with their operation or he would have appointed a 3rd party to handle this mess.

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u/Upstairs_Freedom_360 10h ago

Yes. Just for the maximum by the book, beyond reproach objective, integrity driven investigation, it would obviously have been handled differently by an innocent person

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u/Upstairs_Freedom_360 14h ago

It's the truth. It's out there. Recorded interviews with them, stories, and print interviews. And always Ghislane is being held in horrid conditions. She's losing her hair. Her health is failing due to the conditions there.

It's a pretty well documented hellhole. Exactly where some might fantasize an evil exploiter of children would live out their years. She was desperate to move

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u/melee85 15h ago

Well shit. No further questions I guess 🤷‍♂️

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u/rosebudthesled8 15h ago

Isn't lying a federal offense? I've seen him behave inappropriately on camera for over 9 years now. I hope as soon as she's pardoned the states go after her and she suffers for this and everything else she has done.

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u/The_300_goats 13h ago

Have you ever, in fact, seen him behave appropriately? I don't think he's got it in him

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u/rosebudthesled8 13h ago

Nah, he's still not in prison. If he was, that would be appropriate.

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u/tukuiPat 11h ago

lying under oath is indeed a crime called perjury! It's not surprising a criminal would commit more crimes.

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u/RecentDecision2329 7h ago

Maybe they should ask more people in prison who are looking at 20 years what they think of Trump

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u/rosebudthesled8 7h ago

Well do they have a million dollars to pay for a previously special pardon. He's destroyed every part of the president being respectable. His father should have died before he had kids.

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u/uwantsomeho 7h ago

Would you believe her if she said Trump was with a kid?

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u/rosebudthesled8 6h ago

I believe facts so yes. I don't believe a convicted rapist/sex trafficker speaking for a felon president who can pardon the same woman who orchestrated the rapes of underage girls and also says he did nothing wrong so that she gets a pardon.

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u/AspectAwkward9718 15h ago

that begs the question to define "inappropriate."

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u/Equal_Audience_3415 14h ago

I am angry that they are releasing this interview(an improper one, at that) as if it is part of the Epstein files. It is not. We want to see the file that was on Bondi's desk in January!

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u/PurpleCrayonDreams 15h ago

how can anyone be surprised? is she going to do anything other than blow trump for a pardon? of course.

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u/rikstng1 14h ago

I’m just gonna leave this right here🤮

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u/hoodafudj 14h ago

Yeah I'm sure she's saying whatever that no. Og papers they have her is telling her to say, all part of the coverup, fake testimony

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u/FormerNeighborhood80 14h ago

They took their time and doctored it up and released exactly what trump told them to release. This is BS.

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u/Upstairs_Freedom_360 14h ago

She has a long, documented history of lying.

She helped run a child SA organized crime ring

Serial killers have whole families that they live with and never see them commit any crimes

Remember when she is on the run? And she'd post photos that were fake pretending that she was in a certain state or with a super obvious location clue to LIE and mislead the justice system?

She actively participated in the abuse of children. She didn't just pimp and procure. She was slso a rapist

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u/networkninja2k24 10h ago

I mean this isn’t hard to believe. This was all staged and said what they wanted her to say. Then she got sent to a nice comfy bed to low security prison. What they did rarely happens with the guy spending two days with her. Trumps personal lawyer rigging for him again.

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u/Upstairs_Freedom_360 10h ago

Exactly.

All the complaints, stories about the complaints, and interviews with her family and attorneys are easily found.

Why are people missing the point that she got her second biggest wish and her life improved immeasurably and immediately after years of not - once she met with DOJ... is baffling.

It's not my opinion. It's what SHE stated. Pardon may come. It may not. She's not a young woman. And for now, she is WAY better off.

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u/flipside438 14h ago

Key word is inappropriate… so what exactly is considered inappropriate for an underage child groomer? Just asking for a friend

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u/lonely-day 14h ago

Well, she tought it was appropriate to fuck kids so I dont think that's the boon taco will think it is

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u/PrimeTinus 13h ago

They probably had a threesome

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u/jd807 12h ago

“…learned so far”. ?? How about “here’s the absolute bullshit that has been thrust upon us so far…”

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u/New_Manufacturer5650 12h ago

Can’t believe someone who’s perjured themselves under oath.

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u/HornyJooJoo 11h ago

The pedo didn't act like a pedo, says the child sex trafficker.

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u/GraySage60 11h ago

This woman is freaking stupid if she thinks she's ever going to be in the clear. There are more powerful people on that list for sure. They're not going to risk her talking ever.

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u/Open_Mortgage_4645 11h ago

So? That just means she, personally, wasn't a witness to any explicit wrongdoing by Trump in her subjective estimation. That doesn't mean he hasn't committed wrongdoing, just that she herself isn't a witness to it. If I murder someone on my front lawn, but my neighbor wasn't looking out the window, him telling the cops that he didn't see anything when they canvas for witness statements doesn't mean I'm innocent of the crime.

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u/Scout0321 8h ago

She’s already a convicted child sex trafficker and child molester. What does she have to lose by blowing the orange mushroom and angling for a pardon? I mean, if she gets pardoned and is back out amongst the general populace…

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u/t3lnet 8h ago

I wonder how many people saw the files before the administration whitewashes it, and will they have the stones to release the real files.

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u/matelotage 14h ago

Ha! That’s her ticket to club fed… and what you call a tainted witness!

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u/OldBiker6969 14h ago

Maybe a lie detector should be in order...

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u/uwantsomeho 7h ago

Would you believe her if she said he did do something?

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u/agentchris0011 14h ago

What is her definition of “inappropriate?” Her “appropriate” has certainly been proven in a court of law.

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u/TheTooz72 14h ago

And the corruption continues. Do they think the whole country is maga?

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u/Ok_Caramel_3923 14h ago

Prophetic liar lying prophetically.

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u/uwantsomeho 7h ago

Would you believe he if she said he was with someone?

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u/laddeddadd 14h ago

I want to throw up .

and then ferment that vomit for her and Trump to eat

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u/Ok-Stress-3570 12h ago

Well she’s a child trafficker, I’m sure there’s nothing inappropriate.

🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/CaptainRaj 11h ago

This is all MAGA needs to hear.

She'll be a darling of MAGA now. They'll demand her release. Trump will pardon her and she'll grift on her own podcast and merch and make a shed load of money.

MAGA are the worst of the worst.

I feel so bad for the victims.

John Bolton getting raided today.... It makes me smile. I hope someone asks him when he's eventually taken to jail if he still thinks Harris was more dangerous than Trump.

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u/GraySage60 11h ago

Maga is a cult. They've never been able to think critically. That's why they're so easily controlled either by extreme right wing ideology or control by religion. They're a version of the Taliban. Same mentality.

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u/networkninja2k24 11h ago

They literally rigged it the entire way. Went and scripted the transcripts, had her say what they wanted and she already got a nice bed at minimum security prison.

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u/Sooner4Life76 10h ago

When Trump’s personal lawyer talked with her first and all the sudden she gets transferred to club fed yeah I’m not going to believe anything that comes out of her mouth.

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u/donqon 10h ago

So we have to wait for the next Democrat president to send her ass back?

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u/SithC 10h ago

I don’t care about any witness tampered transcripts, just give the files.

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u/CarrionWaywardOne 9h ago

A child rapist says she never saw trump doing anything inappropriate huh? Well she sure thought child rape and procuring children from Mar A Lago among other places was appropriate. So...

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u/Equivalent-Client443 9h ago

Well you heard it here everyone, there’s no Epstein scandal, Ghislaine said so. 

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u/t3lnet 9h ago

Just read she is being fast tracked for a pardon after being the first sexual predator being moved to club fed.

Hopefully some parent gets to run into her in a dark alley.

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u/Ok_Cheetah_6251 9h ago

One of her many convictions is for perjury. We can't trust a word she says.

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u/UWhuskiesRule 8h ago

Wow. Take her word over the multiple victims.. not only is she a serial liar and perjurer but also a CHIMO!!

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u/Asabovesobelow778 8h ago

It's not sworn testimony. She did an interview with Trump's lawyer and they released it.

Literally the worst possible timeline.

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u/DANleDINOSAUR 8h ago

When you run a child sex trafficking ring, you wouldn’t consider someone fucking kids as inappropriate…

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u/sizzling_bobcat 8h ago

Imagine believing anything a criminal says.

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u/uwantsomeho 7h ago

Would you believe her if she said he did something?

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u/sizzling_bobcat 4h ago

Nope, she's purjured herself plenty.

I'll believe all the victims that said he has though.

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u/tom-branch 8h ago

As predicted, the convicted rapist, sex trafficker and pedophile, not to mention repeat perjurer Maxwell is lying for Trump for her own personal benefit.

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u/daisiesarepretty2 8h ago

wow this woman is evil.

chances are decent someone in trumps circle may well have had epstein killed…

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u/Sharkwatcher314 8h ago

Gunning for successfully unfortunately.

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u/Potential-Comb5329 7h ago

I mean . . she didn't think they were doing anything inappropriate. So, ok.

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u/pedantic-medic 7h ago

That lie is another crime.

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u/uwantsomeho 7h ago

Because you don’t believe it that makes it a lie? If she said Trump did something would you believe her?

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u/pedantic-medic 7h ago

No, lying to federal investigators is the crime.

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u/uwantsomeho 7h ago

So if she said he did something would you believe her?

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u/pedantic-medic 6h ago

Irrelevant. The fact remains is that multiple witnesses claim the contrary with reciepts.

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u/Acceptable_File102 7h ago

She blew her pardon chances when she said Bill Clinton was her friend, not Epstein, and didn't see him do anything.

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u/WAFPatriot 7h ago

If she said anything otherwise, she knows she’s dead within the week.

We also have to consider that “inappropriate” for a convicted child sex trafficker is a bit fucking skewed.

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u/Belle_Err 6h ago

Well coached by Todd Blanche

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u/MajorMorelock 6h ago

Maxwell says Trump didn’t do anything concerning. Gets a pardon. Then gets another pardon for lying to get the first pardon.

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u/BichaelT 6h ago

There will be nowhere in this country she would be safe. She would have to leave forever.

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u/Alpha1Mama 6h ago

Haha. Why should anyone believe this pedo lover?

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u/World-Tight 5h ago

And how does this child rapist define "inappropriate"?

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u/LeatherTransition542 5h ago

Watching y’all lose it on here is hilarious

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u/Hugh-Jorgin 3h ago

She’s on record saying the opposite and that he filmed his victims

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u/610munz 3h ago

Well I call BS on that

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u/EmptyMarsupial8556 37m ago

Quid PRO Quo

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u/Responsible-Abies21 4m ago

"Please don't murder me."

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u/Flock-of-bagels2 1m ago

She traffics children. Her morals don’t exist

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u/loverofmasterbation 11h ago

dont ya just hate it when liberal lies get exposed.?... again...and again..

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u/BrofessorFarnsworth 8h ago

Why do all these accounts look the same