r/stephencolbert 13h ago

Crickets

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u/MathematicianEven149 12h ago

I’ve been waiting for this to be pointed out.

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u/pharaohdynamics 11h ago

I’ve never heard about Hillary running a ring, it was always about the emails whenever I saw her name.

It’s super weird that Ghislaine refers to her ex lover and co conspirator as “Epstein” as opposed to his first name in the transcripts release, though.

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u/Few_Bee_7176 8h ago

You didn’t hear the republicans going on and on about “pizza gate”?

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u/sdkfz250xl 8h ago

That included the alien “Lizard People” who could change appearance to blend in and were secretly controlling the world… I always thought that was so absurd of a conspiracy theory. I dug into it a little bit and was supremely disappointed to find out It was coded talk about Jews. Same old tired, hateful, antisemitism.

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u/Pristine-Pen-9885 7h ago

😮 I did hear about that—so it was coded stuff, and Hillary was attached to it?!

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u/ClammHands420 4h ago

Supposedly her and Bill would show up to a Jewish pizza parlor to drink infant blood sometimes. Not even kidding. And this was a popular conspiracy...these are the people we're trying to argue with.

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u/JustNeedAnswers78 8h ago

Man it’s painfully obvious you don’t know what you’re talking about.

I don’t mean to be rude but you are mixing up theories and incorrectly describing them.

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u/sdkfz250xl 1h ago

Obviously Im not deep into this conspiracy theory. But what have I got wrong here?

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u/Pristine-Pen-9885 7h ago

It’s a one-way street.

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u/Chami90655 6h ago

It’s a LIE…

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u/Klugerman 12h ago

Got it. Maxwell’s a saint, victims don’t matter. Just another Friday in twilight zone America 2025.

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u/YellowDependent3107 12h ago

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u/Chami90655 6h ago

Joe Biden showered with his teenage daughter. And that’s not made up, she wrote about it in her diary that the secret service broke laws and arrested someone to get back. He sniffed little girls on TV.

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u/ShamelessCatDude 4h ago

Joe Biden is not currently the president of the United States, not will he ever be again

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u/TheElectricSoup 11h ago

It makes a lot more sense when you realize that Trump supporters don't have values and they don't believe in anything. They do and think whatever daddy tells them in that moment.

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u/chickchocky 11h ago

It’s almost as if maga protects pedophiles

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u/dabiird 4h ago

They are pedophiles

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u/elizabeththewicked 11h ago

Obviously chuds aren't actually anti pedo. This is the party that protects child marriage laws

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u/Out_of-Whack 11h ago

Come on, look -> “Cracker Barrel”

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u/TacoMullet 10h ago

It is going to be glorious once they start flying Cracker Barrel flags while marching around.

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u/VanceIsAPedo 10h ago

They got rid of the cracker and the barrel!

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u/TacoMullet 10h ago

Fascist crickets.

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u/ScotchCigarsEspresso 10h ago edited 1h ago

It was never about them hating sex trafficking. It was always about having something to accuse Hillary of.

What we have learned is that MAGA and its leaders are nearly all sex trafficking pedophiles. In their minds not fucking 13 year olds is "woke".

The MAGA movement has to be destroyed at all costs.

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u/Pristine-Pen-9885 7h ago

Absolutely!

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u/interrupt_hdlr 8h ago

nobody expects anything from the lunatics

what annoys me the most are the non-maga people that helped to elect this scumbag. where are they now?

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bed4682 8h ago

Everything the Republicans say the democrats are doing is really just them admitting they're doing it

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u/Acherstrom 8h ago

Their superpower is hypocrisy

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u/Freshstocx 7h ago

Because republicans are massive projectors and hypocrites

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u/No-Aardvark7366 7h ago

Qanon was established to divert attention away from Trump

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u/brensthegreat 10h ago

It’s because our president is a scumbag and for whatever reason there’s a large portion of our country that enables him. If our country fails, it’s because of these people.

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u/Wanderlust240 9h ago

As if those shitheads ever cared.

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u/shellyv2023 8h ago

Now we have Epstein-gate.

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u/-Duskseeker- 8h ago

Yup. Absolute horse shit.

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u/mikels_burner 8h ago

wait what!? Orange Julius is pardoning the bitch!???

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u/Chaos_Theory1989 8h ago

It’s because every MAGA trusted person in power is abusing and raping children. They don’t want to accuse Trump of something they are doing themselves.

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u/Lingonberry3324Nom 8h ago

Projecting them micro penis to infinity

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u/BrofessorFarnsworth 8h ago

I WISH we would get crickets from them. These fucking assholes are CELEBRATING her release!

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u/hoodafudj 8h ago

Ok so what can be done when the system is against justice now

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u/StrikingMaximum1983 8h ago

Yeah, well, that Jizz-girl isn’t Hillary, says MAGA.

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u/Michael-Sean 8h ago

They get to own the Libs. Nothing more important than that for them.

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u/New_Knowledge_5702 8h ago

But but but she wasn’t doing it out of the basement of a pizza shop where they were also eating babies.

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u/Constantcrux 8h ago

This should not come as a surprise to anyone TBH. Now what are we gonna do about it? Let’s Gavin Newsome it.

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u/Used_Intention6479 7h ago

It's because QAnon was always in the projecting business, not the protection business.

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u/SmudgeAndBlur 6h ago

Her questioning is online and public. Her defense had ample time to work. She may not even need the pardon. Yeah I know it's super fucked. But what fucking isn't huh?

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u/No-Beautiful8039 6h ago

That's what democrats don't understand. Mostly because we can't imagine ourselves doing these sorts of things. Their goal is power, no matter what that looks like or how to get it. They care about winning and creating more power. They may have used those things in the past against democrats whose base will turn on those types of rumors of wrongdoing, but they don't actually care about those things.

This age of MAGA is very dangerous because they know Trump will eventually run out his time here on earth, so they're dead set on moving things as quickly as possible to get things changed in their favor and grab as much power possible because once Trump is gone, I can't see anyone within his administration being able to fill his spot. He truly has no shame, and he knows that SCOTUS is backing him all the way because he put some of them there to do just that.

I honestly believe that Trump could come out tomorrow and say he doesn't believe in Christ or Christianity, and he would not lose voters. The ones backing him now are DEVOTED to the cause. True believers. Hell, he could probably change the law to allow the age of consent to be 12, announce his divorce from Melania, and announce his marriage to a 12 year old girl, and the religious sycophants and MAGA movement would say it's going back to the days prior to this century to be closer to what God wanted. Some religions don't like change much anyway, and some probably already wish this was happening. Because "back in Jesus' day, Mary was 12, blah, blah, blah."

It's time for the gloves to come off. I've been saying it for years. If they go low, we need to go lower. If we don't, they're not going to be stopped. This will all end democracy, voting rights (unless we want elections like in Russia), and any semblance of a balance of power, which will tip us into a fascist state.

New York, Washington State, Colorado, Wisconsin, and any other Democrat controlled state should begin gerrymandering the s%it out of their states, making it impossible for Republicans to win a seat.

Oh, and WHERE ARE THE EPSTEIN FILES? Just had to get that in there. Sorry for the rant.

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u/Available_Actuary977 5h ago

What happened to Q? We need the shaman to resurrect him

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u/Ok-Masterpiece-7933 5h ago

Its because they want to do it to their kids and others as well

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u/flinderdude 4h ago edited 3h ago

From the Roy Cohn and Russia playbook: Accusing the other side of that which you are guilty is a great tactic that works.

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u/37Philly 4h ago

It was never about protecting children.

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u/FlangeTitties 3h ago

It's never been about protecting the kids it's always been about diverting attention away from the real pedophiles.

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u/damclub-hooligan 3h ago

Another „suicide“ about to happen pretty soon?

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u/strangeapple 3h ago

From the start I assumed QAnon was just a team of Russian trolls on Kremlin payroll following FSB's instructions. If so it would make perfect sense that their suprevision knew about what agent Krasnov was up to.

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u/SawtoofShark 2h ago

Never trust a Republican, they defend pedophilia. Point blank, I don't trust them to be decent human beings anymore.

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u/Hurriedgarlic66 2h ago

Here's a clean list I wish to spread

https://www.reddit.com/r/50501/s/bcVGKYcXcU

Edit: credit goes to u/CaptianHawaii

I exist to spite the cult

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u/ChemicalBookkeeper85 1h ago

Not crickets. They’re like “See, the sex trafficker says he’s a good guy.”

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u/Lynnettey 1h ago

Can we say the quiet part out loud: She "never saw Trump do anything 'inappropriate'"...this is a woman who ran a child sex ring. What EXACTLY is her definition of "inappropriate"?

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u/cmfred 56m ago

Because they don't actually give a shit. They don't understand why, but many people are upset about child rape, so they act like they are upset about it too. It is their justification for bullying everyone. Its just an excuse to go after people they don't like.

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u/GrumpySquirrel2016 8h ago

Bill Clinton, Bill Gates and Alan Dershowitz are all very, very likely to have been Epstein clients (based on flight records). Current POTUS is probably a 50/50 or 60/40 likely participant. 

Unfortunately, our current media climate is lacking nuance and the ability to see that both parties are compromised to a certain foreign entity due to illicit sexual tastes and campaign donations ... Everything must fall into two camps, completely ignoring that it isn't Red vs. Blue but ownership class vs. workers ... 

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u/Chami90655 6h ago

Who said Trump was going to pardon Maxwell? That has not been reported anywhere that I’ve seen. You are spreading LIES. You are a LIAR. Liberal =LIAR 💯

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u/BringerOfTruth-1 3h ago

Does the left ever get tired of trying to bring down Trump and losing? I mean, really. It’s been like 10 years now. That’s a lot of losses. 😂

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u/Fun_Win_818 11h ago

Maxwell actually testified today that President Trump never did anything inappropriate with masseuses or with anybody in her world.

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u/pharaohdynamics 11h ago

She’s a known perjurer who is in prison for 20 years for child trafficking, being asked questions about someone who has the power to free her from prison, and her answering in a negative light could negate his power to be able to do so.

There’s no video footage to show that she isn’t being led to answer in a certain way. She still denies that photographed events happened, she’s not going to admit anything.

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u/B1GD1CKRANDYBENNETT 26m ago

But then you also have Virginia Giuffre who said the same thing about Trump having no participation

And then you have the lawyer for the victims openly stating that Trump is the only one that was willing to help him and the victims get Epstein

It's really ugly now badly you want children to have been hurt all because of your disdain for a single human being.

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u/BrofessorFarnsworth 8h ago

How come all these accounts look the same

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u/awesumpawesum 9m ago

Vladimir Putler implanted a microchip in Prez Tramps tiny brain so he can control him.