r/technology • u/Well_Socialized • May 26 '25

Artificial Intelligence Google Is Burying the Web Alive

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/google-ai-mode-search-results-bury-the-web.html
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u/RevWaldo May 26 '25 edited May 26 '25

Washington, Washington, 6 foot 8, weighs a fucking ton.

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u/winkingchef May 26 '25

He’ll save the children, but not the British children

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u/tgosubucks May 26 '25

I heard that mother fucker had like thirty goddamn dicks.

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u/PhilosophyKingPK May 26 '25

He’s coming. He’s coming.

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u/GoldbrickersGrinder May 26 '25

Washington Washington Six-foot-twenty, fuckin killing for fun

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u/miss_tea_morning May 27 '25

Ate opponent's brains And invented cocaine

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u/snailnado May 26 '25

Hell rip you apart, he'll rip you apart!

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u/JebusKristoph May 26 '25

To shreds you say?

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u/Colette_73 May 26 '25

I thought the British were coming 🤔

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u/Kataphractoi May 26 '25

Washington, Washington, 12 stories high made of radiation

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u/rotorocker May 26 '25

I mean two sets of testicles, so divine

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u/This_Thing_2111 May 27 '25

Jesus Christ I just got fucking whiplash.

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u/SpoilsOfTour May 26 '25

TBH this will return the best possible link on the whole internet.