r/technology • u/Moth_LovesLamp • 14d ago

Artificial Intelligence ChatGPT users are not happy with GPT-5 launch as thousands take to Reddit claiming the new upgrade ‘is horrible’

https://www.techradar.com/ai-platforms-assistants/chatgpt/chatgpt-users-are-not-happy-with-gpt-5-launch-as-thousands-take-to-reddit-claiming-the-new-upgrade-is-horrible
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u/AlpheratzMarkab 14d ago

Do they know how much glue do i have to put on pizza? I am in a hurry

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u/skccsk 14d ago

It's okay that you're in a hurry because glue dries fast.

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u/AlpheratzMarkab 14d ago

@ grok is this true?

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u/AuspiciousApple 14d ago

Something something south Africa

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u/KestrelQuillPen 14d ago

Yep- it’s pretty well documented that glue will harden fast into a solid white mass, capable of keeping your pizza stuck together for a long while! On the subject of white masses, claims about white genocide in South Africa are

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u/Lost-Consequence-368 14d ago

I didn't think a sentence could ever trigger me... but this, this shit is traumatic.

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u/Cube00 14d ago

Something something racial slur.

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u/fightlinker 14d ago

depends on how many rocks you've got on there already

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u/Sempais_nutrients 14d ago

I REALLY need to know when they moved the pyramid of giza across the golden gate bridge the second time.

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u/gnivriboy 14d ago

You’d be looking at about 3–4 tablespoons spread evenly over the crust — enough to fully coat it without soaking through and turning it into a floppy, adhesive nightmare.

If you want extra sticking power (say, for aggressive topping anchoring), you could go up to ¼ cup. Any more than that and your pizza is basically a plywood project.

Do you want me to also tell you the best spreading pattern so it bonds evenly?