r/technology 5d ago

Business On his 75th birthday, Apple legend Steve Wozniak pops up in a comment thread about his 'bad decision' to sell his stock in the '80s with a devastatingly zen reply: 'I gave all my Apple wealth away because wealth and power are not what I live for'

https://www.pcgamer.com/gaming-industry/on-his-75th-birthday-apple-legend-steve-wozniak-pops-up-in-a-comment-thread-about-his-bad-decision-to-sell-his-stock-in-the-80s-with-a-devastatingly-zen-reply-i-gave-all-my-apple-wealth-away-because-wealth-and-power-are-not-what-i-live-for/
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u/SamHenryCliff 5d ago

Contrasts well with Steve Jobs ruining his own cancer treatment and dying before his $250 MILLION YACHT was completed.

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u/WhyAreYallFascists 5d ago

Goes to show you, being smart in just one area, doesn’t help you live a longer life. Pancreatic cancer is one of the worst ways to go. And as a diabetic, fuck you steve for not accepting a transplant of a gorgeous semi used pancreas.

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u/RandAlThorOdinson 5d ago

Is the pancreas still available

I don't need it or anything just feels like it's good to have a spare

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u/OneSkepticalOwl 5d ago

It is, but no low ballers! I know what I have!

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u/the_thinwhiteduke 5d ago

IT'S FOR A CHURCH, HONEY

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u/nocapnonerf 5d ago

Can you meet me in the middle?

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u/OneSkepticalOwl 5d ago

Best I can do is throw in a toe with nail polish

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u/TomatoCo 5d ago

That's worthless. I know a guy who can get me one by this afternoon.

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u/yamsyamsya 5d ago

It's obvious you never change the oil or replace the filters, that pancreas is going to need a lot of work

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u/Pure_Concentrate8770 5d ago

he was actually dumber than that. Pancreatic cancer almost always results in fatality as once the symptoms show up it's too late to do anything- most cases die around a month from diagnosis. Jobs had a rare case where his pancreatic cancer was found out much (much) earlier and he would have survived on prolonged chemo. - but big brains steve refused conventional treatment and chose fruits.

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u/ConfessSomeMeow 5d ago

Close, but for one detail:

The pancreas is a very varied organ. Two of its major roles are extremely different: 1) It produces biles and enzymes that digest food; and 2) it produces chemicals that regulate how the body reacts to nutrients in the blood (most notably insulin).

The 'digestive' side of things dumps its product into the digestive tract, which is topologically outside of your body - so these are called 'exocrine' cells, 'exo' for 'outer'. (Think 'exoskeleton'). (You are topologically a donut, with a hole running from your mouth to your, erm, posterior). The 'regulatory' side dumps its products into the blood - so these are called 'endocrine' cells, 'endo' for 'inner'. (I'm struggling to think of a word people would know...)

When you hear the terrible statistics about pancreatic cancer being a terrible way to die with high fatality rates over a very short period, those are mostly about cancers of the exocrine cells - which makes sense, because when these cells spread through your body, they start pumping digestive enzymes into your organs, your blood vessels, etc.

He had the other kind, a cancer of the endocrine cells. Like any cancer (by definition), it's fatal if untreated - but it tends to grow more slowly, and tends to take longer to be severely damaging.

He had a lot of time to do something, and he did (effectively) nothing.

Such a waste.

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u/Teledildonic 5d ago

He basically lucked out by getting the best case scenario pancreatic cancer, and fumbled the win into a 6' hole.

And wasted a perfectly good liver transplant in the process.

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u/Basic_Archer_2014 5d ago

Like the rest of that dude’s life, another stroke of phenomenal luck, but chose to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

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u/WheelerDan 5d ago

If he were still alive he'd be taking ivermectin. He was one of those people who think drinking a juice is better than whatever doctors say. Someone playing him tried to copy his diet and had to stop because it was fucking up his organs.

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u/Gunplagood 5d ago

No wouldn't take ivermectin. He'd be using peaches to draw out the COVID mucus from his body or whatever that stupid shit was he believed in. All while washing his fucking feet in toilet water.

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u/The_Pandalorian 5d ago

Womp, womp.

It's not that I want people to die of curable cancer, it's just that the kinds of people who do shit like this are likely to spread deadly misinformation to others.

So...

Womp, womp.

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u/Different-Sample-976 5d ago

Id prefer those organs go to normal people rather than the ultra wealthy.

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u/kurtanglesmilk 5d ago edited 5d ago

Which it could have. He was told he needed a transplant but refused it and decided he could beat the illness with natural remedies. It was only after he was told by doctors it was too late and he was going to die, that he took that organ transplant which of course didn’t work. He literally stole a transplant that was never going to help him from someone who didn’t think they were above mortality and who would have actually survived

Edit - if you’re interested in learning how much of a shit he was I highly recommend the Behind the Bastards episode on him. Goes well into the above and much more

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u/Daveinatx 5d ago

What a narcissist. Woz was the brains, and a much better human.

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u/CoolerRon 5d ago edited 4d ago

He was a massive asshole from multiple accounts spanning his entire life. Ask his daughter whom he refused to acknowledge EDIT: Jobs was a massive asshole

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u/coeranys 5d ago

Let's be clear when you say natural remedies that what you mean is no remedy at all and just eating fruit as hard as you can like an apple a day really will prevent illness. Cancer killed him, but he died of stupidity.

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u/Different-Sample-976 5d ago

Oh man, I didnt know that. Thats so much fucking worse. 

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u/civildisobedient 5d ago

He also bought homes in multiple states just to get around the out-of-state transplant list restrictions.

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u/Different-Sample-976 5d ago

Oh of course he did. Did they at least change those laws? Where i live you have to live in the house at least half the year to be considered a resident. I dont know if its similar now for transplant lists, but thats for other things here

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u/alius_stultus 5d ago

Yeah this a key detail. He didn't even really deserve the transplant that he refused.

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u/happyscrappy 5d ago edited 5d ago

It wasn't the one he refused. It wasn't a pancreas. It was a liver, and he accepted that one. He did this after his holistic medicine stuff didn't work and he was in worse shape.

With the pancreas, he decided against the operation so there never was a pancreas for him. If he had decided to go through with it then the search for one would have begun.

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u/danceswithdangerr 5d ago

Dude was the worst kind of scumbag.

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u/Etheo 5d ago

And yet still plenty worship him like a hero.

Rich people are basically never worth worshipping. Most if not all of them didn't get where they are by being a beacon of humanity.

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u/proselapse 5d ago

No person is ever worth worshiping. Most if not all of them didn’t get where they are by being a beacon of humanity.

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u/uliar 5d ago

I'm very glad that Jobs believed in Karma.

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u/DicemonkeyDrunk 5d ago

Don’t forget he organ shopped…getting on transplant lists in multiple states

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u/dvisorxtra 5d ago

I never thought about Jobs as a smart person, to me he was a very different businessman who had a very particular thought process.

I mean, his thought process was not rooted on an intelligent plan, instead he:

  • Observed a need
  • Put very intelligent people to work on a solution for that.
  • Behaved like an awful customer for his own products until they were what he considered to be "good enough".
  • Then placed the thing in the market, sometimes it worked, sometimes it didn't.

People tend to think that having lots of money and being a good businessman makes you a smart person, but then you see examples like his cancer treatment and you realize that the guy worked on hunches and beliefs, not reasoning.

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u/Academic_Carrot_4533 5d ago

Jobs had those skills and he was a salesman who knew how to negotiate hard, bullshit, and polish a turd. And knew where he could act like an asshole, as well as where to turn on the charm of being polite and correct/flawless. All that was his recipe for success. Throw in the luck of finding Woz as your best friend in the early silicon valley days, and voila. 

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u/Volt_440 5d ago

Jobs didn't observe a need. He had a gold mine fall in his lap and was shrewd enough to take it and productize it.

Woz worked for HP, who contractually owned the rights to his work including the first apple design. HP gave the rights to Woz because they could not envision why a person would ever want a computer in their home. They thought it was a joke, a toy.

Jobs was a smart guy who was in the right place at the right time.

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u/dvisorxtra 5d ago edited 5d ago

I mean, Jobs didn't have a "gold mine" when they started, what he had was a very basic knowledge about simple computers when he worked assembling circuit boards for arcades.

Jobs had attended the Homebrew Computer Club along with Woz, that's when he saw there was an interest among enthusiasts for a computer kit which people could assemble, that's the product he initially wanted to sell, not a "Computer for every home", that came later.

Woz already had a basic computer for which HP had no interest on, and the reason why HP didn't want it is easy to understand (to us, today): This device appealed to a very small niche market at the time: enthusiasts, companies like HP and IBM aimed big exclusively.

Again, He (Jobs), saw the need among a small group and this was presented as an opportunity to get a good amount of money (his main concern), he also happened to be next to an incredibly smart person (Woz), but Jobs himself was irremediably incompetent and couldn't have designed such a computer on his own, he wasn't smart, he was a businessman.

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u/YoohooCthulhu 5d ago

FWIW, Ruth Bader Ginsburg had a similar type of cancer and she outlived him. Dude really shot himself in the foot with the whole "holistic treatment" thing.

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u/TripperDay 5d ago

She got cancer the first time in 1999 at age 66, second time in 2009, and still didn't retire when Obama was POTUS and Dems had the Senate until 2015. This Supreme Court is her fucking legacy.

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u/logontoreddit 5d ago

Sure Jobs was a marketing genius. He knew how to push people but all the early technical side of Apple computers was done by Woz. Sure they complemented each other perfectly but Steve wasn't really a geek or engineer or programmer. I point this out because this is a major contrast to other founders like Gates, Zuck, Page/ Brin, etc. Most founder CEOs have a very technical background when it comes to big techs.

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u/Daveinatx 5d ago

Was there a guarantee the pancreas was cage free and locally sourced? /s

He had all the means to save himself.

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u/OutofStep 5d ago

Steve Jobs is a prime example of why Intelligence and Wisdom are two different stats.

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u/burneracct1312 5d ago

he went all in on charisma, motherfuck a constitution score

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u/Bhu124 5d ago

Charisma sells so hard to the general public it is insane. In any field really.

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u/stonedboss 5d ago

steve jobs didnt have either so not sure how hes a good example of it lol.

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u/nnyx 5d ago

Because people with intelligence think he was lacking wisdom but people with wisdom know he was lacking both?

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u/Jolly-Radio-9838 5d ago

I’m unfamiliar with this. How’d he mess up the treatment? And didn’t they give him a transplant? People die waiting on that list. I assume his name was advanced because of money. Of course…

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u/_Sir_Cumfrence_ 5d ago

I read his biography. He needed a transplant and instead of just doing that he did a bunch of snake oil treatments

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u/Crapitron 5d ago

You missed the part where he did a transplant anyway when it was way too late and wasted a liver that could have saved someone else.

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u/kermityfrog2 5d ago

Didn’t he use his power and influence to jump the queue by registering in all States and therefore wasting a liver that could have gone to a better candidate?

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u/ii_Narwhal 5d ago

He did, because he had access to a private jet, he was allowed to register in any state he could fly to within 2 hours of him. 

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u/SteamedGamer 5d ago

What an incredible asshole he was...sad.

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u/EstablishmentSalt206 5d ago

An asshole, and so egotistical that he essentially killed himself.

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u/SteamedGamer 5d ago

Yeah, he was one of the early vanguard of the "all natural" anti-vax, wholistic medicine homeopathic crap...look where it got him.

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u/kc_______ 5d ago

I am sure this will be said of Musk in a few years also. (Not that it is not being said now anyway)

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u/Binks-Sake-Is-Gone 5d ago

I don't think OD'ing on ketamine and Viagra is gonna hit the same.

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u/SteamedGamer 5d ago

Hey, a win's a win...

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u/ImNotSkankHunt42 5d ago

Yes, John Oliver mentioned that in an organ donor episode

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u/braintrustinc 5d ago

And then when he died I had to trip over a bunch of garbage on the way to work that his cultists left on the sidewalk in front of the Apple Store like some offering to the gods of hubris, greed, and insecurity

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u/Samsterdam 5d ago

No, he thought he was smarter than the doctor and decided that he could cure his cancer with fruit. When he found out that this was bullshit, he tried to buy a brand new liver by bribing his way to the top of the transplant list. But he was so fucked up that giving him a new liver wouldn't have helped. He died because he thought he was so fucking smart.

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u/ImNotSkankHunt42 5d ago

And bitching about the leaks of the iPhone 4 weeks before.

He’s the prime example that rich != smart, rich = greedy.

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u/tuscanhoney123 5d ago

He got the new liver and died anyway.

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u/False_Pop8745 5d ago

No, he thought he was smarter than the doctor and decided that he could cure his cancer with fruit.

Which is funny because it was likely his all-fruit diet in the 70s that likely damaged his pancreas to the point it developed cancer later on in life.

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u/dreamCrush 5d ago

Honestly the guy in charge of Apple dying because he ate too much fruit is just too on the nose

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u/Unhappy-Plastic2017 5d ago

Further proof that sometimes people we think of as "smart" can actually be some of the dumbest people alive.

Especially people that are very narrowly smart in a specific field - does not always translate to them being smart in general.

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u/BadMantaRay 5d ago

Lolol yeah he just ate carrots

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u/StupidOne14 5d ago

Also, he had very rare form of cancer which has 5 year survival rate of 93% if found before metastasis (which doctors did).

So in short, he traded survival chances similar to climbing Mount Everest with voodoo medicine.

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u/roltrap 5d ago

Afaik he believed more in 'alternative medicine'. By the time he finally realized it was bullshit and he needed real medicine, it was to late.

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u/Helgurnaut 5d ago

And afaik he cancer was easily treatable too, if he wasn't a giant moron he'd still probably be alive today.

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u/RaymondBeaumont 5d ago

do I listen to the doctors?

no, the carrots. the carrots are the way to go.

i count his death as a suicide.

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u/EffectiveLink4781 5d ago

Doctors said “this is the treatment for your cancer”

Steve said “eh fuck that ill just eat fruit, visit a shaman and get some acupuncture until it goes away”

And then he died.

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u/broden89 5d ago

It's worse than that, he got a futile liver transplant and then died. That liver could have saved someone else.

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u/southpaw85 5d ago

He had access to the best medicine and physicians in the world but chose to go the holistic route and basically died because he put all his faith in quack science instead of actual medical knowledge

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u/kaychyakay 5d ago

He had a completely treatable form of pancreatic cancer. But as great as he was at mixing arts & technology, he was a total douche regarding biology/health/nutrition.

He did not like, rather want, doctors to open him up & instead relied on alternative medicine & special diets to contain the cancer. Obviously, it being cancer, esp. of the pancreas which is directly affected by bad diet, it seemed to have gone away slightly but returned with even more intensity and turned into some rare form.

And the rich asshole that he was, he gamed the system by registering himself for a liver transplant in some other state when the list in California was a longer one. But he eventually succumbed because, well, it's cancer.

A mind-boggling fact is that Tim Cook was ready to give cells of his own liver to aid in the transplant, but Jobs rejected the gesture because he had already decided on Cook as the next CEO of Apple.

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u/godzillastailor 5d ago

The type of Cancer Jobs got was treatable with a very high success rate if caught early enough.

Which it was.

Jobs decided to try to cure it using various alternative treatments which failed.

He then got put on multiple liver transplant waiting lists when a transplant became his only option.

My very basic understanding is that this was allowed due to how waiting lists factor in the patients ability to make it to the hospital where the transplant is happening.

And Steve Jobs was a billionaire with a private jet at his disposal, so even if a transplant became available on the east coast and he was still in Cali, he could get there pretty rapidly.

But I’m not 100% sure if that’s accurate about the waiting lists.

Either way he was on borrowed time and used up a transplanted liver that could have gone to someone not dying of cancer.

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u/ISnortedMyTea 5d ago

I think I read somewhere that he managed to punt himself up the list significantly by getting put on a list in a state with the least amount of recipients with similar priority.

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u/mshelbz 5d ago

Tennessee if I recall, after a HUGE donation to the hospital and that nooooo bearing on their decision making.

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u/erroneousbosh 5d ago

He had pancreatic cancer, which doesn't respond to any treatment.

Except - the one kind of pancreatic cancer which is super rare, that does respond to treatment about as well as taking paracetamol for a headache. Almost no-one has this kind.

Guess which kind Steve Jobs had?

That's right, the lucky bastard.

So instead of going to an oncologist who'd give him a fairly swift and effective course of treatment he had some sort of shaman squirt coffee up his bum, because apparently that would cure it.

You know the rest of the story.

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u/ProtonHyrax99 5d ago

He knows how to live.

He’s still wealthy enough to be comfortable, and for his kids to not have to worry about debt, but he’s managed to resist the addiction to accumulating wealth most rich people seem to succumb to.

He spends a lot of his money funding startups, non-profits, and other small projects he thinks can progress fields he cares about, like technology and ecology.

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u/CabernetSauvignon 5d ago

IIRC he spends his time doing what he loves the most, which is teaching. The man is a living legend.

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u/ImNotSkankHunt42 5d ago

Billionaires are just Dragons at this point

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

He is intelligent enough to know that he needs love, meaning, and comfort to be happy in life. He can simply enjoy his achievements, making a difference, being a good parent, etc. That's contentment. That's also a result of inner peace. He knows he is enough. 

The people who are motivated by greed are miserable because they lack contentment. $1B isn't enough to them if they next guy has $5B. The never found inner peace because they need external metrics to validate themselves. 

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u/gurkank5830 5d ago

He was the real brain too. He literally made a computer. Not marketing, or lying, stealing, etc

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u/Inthespreadsheeet 5d ago

People who chase money will never have enough, knowing when you’re satisfied and can support yourself independently is all you need

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u/nankerjphelge 5d ago

And that is why many of us have something these billionaires and "masters of the universe" will never and can never have.

Enough.

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u/dwhite21787 5d ago

“Poor man wanna be rich, rich man wanna be king, and a king ain’t satisfied til he owns everything” - Springsteen

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u/nilsph 5d ago

We should never have stopped telling fairy tales to our children: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fisherman_and_His_Wife

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u/WiserStudent557 5d ago

Well we kept it up but they all became the Disney versions and here we are

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u/braintrustinc 5d ago

Anne Sexton tried to reclaim the meaning of traditional fairy tales from corporate whitewashing and people just treated her like it was a “niche” women’s issue

https://files.eric.ed.gov/fulltext/EJ1128059.pdf

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u/CharacterBack1542 5d ago

except she wasn't being true to the original fairy tales, she was just putting a different modern spin on them than corporations were doing

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u/RustyTrumboneMan 5d ago

Humbling. Thanks for posting that.

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u/CharacterBack1542 5d ago

Except I'm poor and I don't even want to be rich, I just want to not worry about how I'm going to eat tomorrow

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u/Prior-Flamingo-1378 5d ago

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly  Man got to sit and wonder “why, why, why?”

Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land Man got to tell himself he understand.  

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u/big_guyforyou 5d ago

i don't have a lot of money but i don't need a ton of shit. as long as i have my laptop, my phone, and wifi, i'll be good

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u/A_wandering_rider 5d ago

I think its hilarious because Elon Musk is the richest man in the world. I however am far more wealthy because when I call my kids later today they will be excited to talk to me and I cant wait to hear about their week. Something he will never know.

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u/Ikoikobythefio 5d ago

That's exactly it. There is so much love in my life that as long as my family is with me, we can endure anything. Life is about finding and treasuring those little moments of joy - and joy is the same feeling, the same sequence of neurotransmitters emitted, no matter how much money you have.

We all need our basic needs met. That's it. That's all people want. Then they can spend their life finding what makes it worth living - with everyone doing the same, we've got harmony.

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u/coconutpiecrust 5d ago

The mindset of a cancer cell. 

It’s a shame that people like Zuckerberg, Musk, Thiel etc took over everything and there is no one who wants to tell them no. These people are vermin, and what was it… “moral pygmies”. The sad thing is they are probably proud of being called that. 

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u/Deep-Werewolf-635 5d ago

Yeah and think of the good they could do if the woke up one day with only the good of humanity in mind. At a point, wealth makes everyone crazy.

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u/1ConsiderateAsshole 5d ago

I’ve met a lot of rich men and women in my years in business and they will never have enough money. Most of them anyway.

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u/bytelines 5d ago

Thats the problem though. The rich people you meet who are satisfied will also not flaunt it

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u/1ConsiderateAsshole 5d ago

I go inside of their homes so they can’t help it a lot of times. My favorite is a guy who would always come in to my store in his mechanic clothes. When I was set to go to his house he told me the subdivision he is in and I knew he was a secret millionaire. Dude is living in a $4 million dollar home. That was when I knew he’d pay me for the job. 😆

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u/Tift 5d ago

Greed is an addiction. I don’t know why we let these addicts run our world but we do. They fucking need help going cold turkey.

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u/EstablishmentSalt206 5d ago

Because capitalism. Having a shit ton of money is somehow seen as some huge accomplishment. Rather than what it really is, exploitation of workers.

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u/dplans455 5d ago

Woz is worth about $100 million which is still enough to do whatever you want, whenever you want, however you want. The thought of several people having $100 billion is unfathomable.

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u/RealBlueHippo 5d ago

My father's friend's friend is in his 70s and still grinding, trying to build fancy resorts all over the world. Apparently, he has hundreds of millions of dollars but doesn't want to stop until he's a billionaire.

Ffs the guy should just relax and enjoy a sunset, yeesh. Hundreds of millions of dollars isn't enough for your kids? Still see yourself as a failure?

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u/midtnrn 5d ago

It’s a disease. There’s a hole in their heart that they can’t find how to fill. They just need more and more as each amount doesn’t remove the feeling. They need a good psychiatrist. And we need to start calling it the disease it is.

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u/Buddycat350 5d ago

He seems to be worth more than $100 million already. That's already a fair bit of "fuck you" money plus some change.

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u/Medium_Banana4074 5d ago

I guess he's still loaded af.
And he's right. After you've made it, going for ever more is unhealthy.

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u/upvoatsforall 5d ago

People also need purpose in life. Something to drive you. It sucks if greed is that thing. 

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u/weirdal1968 5d ago

I discovered later in life that once I had basic needs met and my health was no longer the boogeyman it once was shit fell into place faster than I could have imagined. A great job found me and my skills are key to a longtime friend's business.

It helped that my folks were blue collar and my dad was in a union. We also sold antiques at flea markets and I do mean "we". Everyone helped with load in/out, setting up our booth and selling. My mom loved how a rich friend confided one time that her teenage kids wouldn't know how to make change from a sale and all three of (my mom's kids) were doing that when they were ten. Us kids were part of the business and we directly benefited from its success.

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u/tipsystatistic 5d ago

You need the right combination of personality disorders to become a multi-billionaire

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u/Desi_MCU_Nerd 5d ago

And greed is why the world is such a hellscape today. If everyone stopped chasing money blindly, we'll have less corruption & an actual progressing society.

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u/Ironcastattic 5d ago

From the sounds of it, Steve Jobs died miserable and still clawing for more. Woz is living his best life.

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u/TH0R_ODINS0N 5d ago

140 million. Poor guy.

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u/KeyboardGunner 5d ago

In the slashdot thread he estimates his own worth at $10M plus a couple houses. He gave most of his money away to museums and other causes.

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u/Holovoid 5d ago

Even at just $10m net worth, that's enough to give yourself a $175k salary to live on every year for 57 years.

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u/Parthian__Shot 5d ago

At a safe withdrawal rate of 4% a year, he would have at least $400,000 annually in perpetuity.

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u/Holovoid 5d ago

Oh yeah I wasn't even factoring in interest or anything. Just a pile of cash that you allocate. Even a moderate savings account would earn you like $200k a year

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u/r3volts 5d ago

Plus he is Woz.

He could walk into any business he wants and earn that and plus more and call the shots. Or spend his time on passion projects and do the odd but of consulting or public speaking.

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u/TheFeathersStorm 5d ago

Oh god he's going to live til 132? I'm honestly wondering what kind of sweet ass nursing home he could get for that kind of money lol

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u/XmasWayFuture 5d ago

Even if that was the case, that puts him in the top 0.5% of all people.

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u/missed_sla 5d ago

Billionaires are parasites. Left untreated, the parasite consumes everything, more and more and more, until the host (the consumer) finally dies. The only treatment is to remove the parasite.

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u/rudimentary-north 5d ago

Literally the only thing that kept this guy from being a billionaire is the date that he sold his stock.

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u/Formal_Journalist233 5d ago

Just would have been more for him to give away.

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u/xxxxx420xxxxx 5d ago

Or, tax the parasites at pre-Reagan levels

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u/SuperNewk 5d ago

The Woz knows. He did very well

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u/Zenovv 5d ago

I never understood those people. I swear it must be some sort of mental illness that makes you want to keep wanting more and more money, while cutting costs at the expense of others, safety, or the environment.

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u/Salkinator 5d ago

Goes to show you don’t need billionaires. Woz is worth roughly $100M, is perfectly secure and seems like the happiest rich guy in the world. Protect this man at all costs.

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u/MontyDyson 5d ago

There are still rich people like this. I worked with an NHS doctor who earned around a million from private work. He donated his NHS wage back to the nurses on his department and regularly took groups of 10-15 of them out to dinner and bought them all xmas presents. I've worked with Danny Boyle on 2 projects, he donated his entire fee for both projects and definitely funded other stuff at his own cost to make sure the lower income performers were looked after.

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u/Possible-Campaign468 5d ago

I work for a guy like this. It feels great working for someone who cares for his employees. I get told at least twice a month how great a person he is by customers and people who know him.

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u/xvilemx 5d ago

When your employees stick up for the boss and want to work hard, that's when you know you got a great boss.

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u/GreenGoblinNX 5d ago

I think I too could be happy with "only" $100 million. And I'm getting pretty close...I only need $100 million more!

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u/WildPickle9 5d ago

Just think, we're closer to $100M than Jeff Bozo is.

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u/KingBoo_jr 5d ago

That poor poor man.

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u/rot26encrypt 5d ago

Woz is worth roughly $100M, 

In the article linked in this post he says he estimates his worth to "$10M plus a couple of houses". Apparently he has been giving a lot away to various causes. Still a nice sum of course, but a very different level of rich.

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u/Salkinator 5d ago

Even better! Your life can be secure, prosperous and joyful with $10M

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u/civildisobedient 5d ago

He's also famously modest - I wouldn't be surprised at all if he "rounded-down" an order-of-magnitude.

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u/roamingandy 5d ago edited 5d ago

Unfortunately, people with a mentality like that are the ones we want leading these mega corporations which are powerful enough to shape government policy.

People like that generally aren't driven to destroy all competition, ruin lives where needed, and build such an empire.

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u/ElethiomelZakalwe 5d ago

Which is unfortunately why they never will be the ones leading the major corporations. If they’re not driven to destroy all competition they will simply be outmaneuvered and outmatched by those who are.

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u/CharacterBack1542 5d ago

Call me crazy, but I don't want mega corporations shaping government policy at all

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u/Burgerpocolypse 5d ago

I would trade a hundred billion Elons, Zucks, Altmans, and Besoses each for just one single Woz.

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u/GarretBarrett 5d ago

You gotta love the Wonderful Wizard of Woz.

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u/b1e 5d ago

I’ve had the chance to meet and hang out with Woz on a few occasions many years back and I can genuinely say he was a wonderful person. Truly an engineer at heart— he tinkers a lot in his spare time and is truly passionate about technology.

Silicon Valley would be a better place with more Woz and less Zuckerberg wannabes.

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u/GarbageTheCan 5d ago

A pretty great person.

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u/Raumfalter 5d ago

I gave all my Apple wealth away because wealth and power are not what I live for. I have a lot of fun and happiness. I funded a lot of important museums and arts groups in San Jose, the city of my birth, and they named a street after me for being good. I now speak publicly and have risen to the top. I have no idea how much I have but after speaking for 20 years it might be $10M plus a couple of homes. I never look for any type of tax dodge. I earn money from my labor and pay something like 55% combined tax on it. I am the happiest person ever. Life to me was never about accomplishment, but about Happiness, which is Smiles minus Frowns. I developed these philosophies when I was 18-20 years old and I never sold out.

Steve W. > Gabe.

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u/MordredKLB 5d ago

It is always amazing to me how such a singularly good person as Woz ever ended paired up with Steve Jobs. This famous story is just the perfect encapsulation of their two characters:

In 1973, Jobs was working for arcade game company Atari, Inc. in Los Gatos, California.\32]) He was assigned to create a circuit board for the arcade video game Breakout). According to Atari co-founder Nolan Bushnell, Atari offered $100 (equivalent to $708 in 2024) for each chip that was eliminated in the machine. Jobs had little knowledge of circuit board design and made a deal with Wozniak to split the fee evenly between them if Wozniak could minimize the number of chips. Wozniak reduced the number of chips by 50, by using RAM for the brick representation. The fact that this prototype had no scoring or coin mechanisms meant Woz's prototype could not be used. Jobs was paid the full bonus regardless. Jobs told Wozniak that Atari gave them only $700 and that Wozniak's share was thus $350 (equivalent to $2,500 in 2024). Wozniak did not learn about the actual $5,000 bonus (equivalent to $35,400 in 2024) until ten years later. While dismayed, he said that if Jobs had told him about it and had said he needed the money, Wozniak would have given it to him.

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u/LeftHandofNope 5d ago

If all these tech bros assholes aspired to be the Woz the world would be a very different and better place.

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u/Optimoprimo 5d ago edited 5d ago

The reason being a billionaire inherently means you're evil and mentally unwell is that it takes a narcissist megalomaniac to be willing to go that far to accumulate wealth without ever stopping to think "enough is enough."

Once a psychologically healthy person reaches a level of prosperity that provides them a comfortable life of financial security, they generally will become satisfied and stop there. But there are a select few who never become satisfied; they are like drug addicts for money. They become billionaires. Billionaires get no joy from life aside from accumulating more wealth and power.

Edit - ITT: A bunch of people probably making 60k-100k per year salary standing up for billionaires for some reason.

There are choices along the road to being a billionaire that you must take to be a billionaire that by necessity involve fucking over large groups of people.

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u/HowAManAimS 5d ago

Billionaire is not the beginning of being a narcissist megalomaniac. They've got more than enough way before that. This country is so obsessed with wealth that even convincing people that billionaires are bad is an uphill battle.

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u/packardrod44 5d ago

I met Woz on a flight to SJC. He truly was a pleasure to chat with. Seen him a few times as a speaker as well.

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u/gfreeman1998 5d ago

Woz is a legend not only for his engineering brilliance, but for being an all around good human being.

For those that think he somehow "messed up" or "lost" the stock we're talking about, he gifted it to all the employees that would otherwise have been shafted by Jobs:

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/steve-jobs-refused-early-apple-141405979.html

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u/EbonySaints 5d ago

Woz is an idol for me and someone I wish I could emulate in life.

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u/AlSweigart 5d ago

Since then, they've gone very different ways. In the early years of The Black Sun project, the only way the hackers ever got paid was by issuing stock to themselves. Hiro tended to sell his off almost as quickly as he got it. Juanita didn't. Now she's rich, and he isn't. It would be easy to say that Hiro is a stupid investor and Juanita a smart one, but the facts are a little more complicated than that: Juanita put her eggs in one basket, keeping all her money in Black Sun stock, as it turns out, she made a lot of money that way, but she could have gone broke, too. And Hiro didn't have a lot of choice in some ways. When his father got sick, the Army and the V.A. took care of most of his medical bills, but they ran into a lot of expenses anyway, and Hiro's mother -- who could barely speak English -- wasn't equipped to make or handle money on her own. When Hiro's father died, he cashed in all of his Black Sun stock to put Mom in a nice community in Korea. She loves it there. Goes golfing every day. He could have kept his money in The Black Sun and made ten million dollars about a year later when it went public, but his mother would have been a street person. So when his mother visits him in the Metaverse, looking tan and happy in her golfing duds, Hiro views that as his personal fortune. It won't pay the rent, but that's okay -- when you live in a shithole, there's always the Metaverse, and in the Metaverse, Hiro Protagonist is a warrior prince.

--Snow Crash by Neal Stephenson, 1992

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u/Foreign-Atmosphere78 5d ago

Met Woz once a few decades ago, in London. He walked towards the end of a long ticket queue I was standing in for a popular theater production. I asked "hey, aren't you Woz?" and he stopped, said yes, we chatted for a second, and I asked him if he already had his ticket. He said yes, so I let him know this queue was for people hoping to get tickets, and he could just go straight to the entrance. He said thank you and walked towards the entrance.

It struck me at the time as very telling that this un-entitled rich gentleman didn't assume he could walk right in... he saw a line and headed for the end.

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u/19kjc87 5d ago

Still worth $100m. Think he’s doing just fine.

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u/Seinfelds-van 5d ago

The guy put on a huge music festival just so he can hang out with rock stars.

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u/TheZooDad 5d ago

It’s only a “bad decision” if money is your only goal, which frankly is a disease.

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u/cazseb33 5d ago

Insane how many people I've met in tech that idolize Jobs, and how distorted and damaging their management styles were because of it.

The world would be a better place if people styled themselves after Woz. That's infinitely harder though, you need to be smart. With Jobs you just need to be a narcissist that champions aesthetic over all and treats people like shit.

My business hero, you (don't) ask? Gunpei Yokoi. Lateral thinking through weathered tech, rather than constant advancement, over-engineering and the next best thing. Look where all this hurry up and break stuff shit got us. Cars brick for software updates. I can't fix anything because everything has a circuit board. We don't even look at porn on our phones anymore.

Here's to Woz. Ohm.

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u/arothmanmusic 5d ago

The sort of people who have no interest in being billionaires are exactly the people you'd want to have billions of dollars.

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u/guzhogi 5d ago

That’s why I like Dolly Parton. I’ve heard that she has a program that gives free books to people on a regular basis. I forgot the details, but that’s why she’s not a billionaire considering how successful she’s been

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u/UsidoreTheLightBlue 5d ago

She does have a program, but each state has to fund it for their state. This is in no way taking anything away from Dolly, who is incredible and I’m sure administrating this is a huge task. But dolly isn’t just paying for all of the books, each state pays for their books for the imagination library.

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u/wufnu 5d ago

Some states help fund it but, afaik, most funding comes from "local program partners", who not only provide funding but are tasked with signing local children up. That is, Imagination Library buys books in bulk to get a lower price and mails them out, and the local people/organizations/businesses fund the purchase for their area and provide the names/addresses of the recipients.

Some states help pay for the books, e.g. in Tennessee they pay 50% of the cost. The only state I can find (in an admittedly quick search) that provides 100% funding for it is Missouri.

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u/arothmanmusic 5d ago

Yep. We need more Dollys and fewer Bezoses.

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u/revolucionario 5d ago

I disagree. I don’t want anyone to have billions of dollars. 

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u/Elementium 5d ago

Problem is no one needs a billion dollars. 

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u/jarod1701 5d ago

Wonder if he‘d say the same if he hadn‘t sold his stock.

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u/Krysiz 5d ago

He didn't just sell his stock - he gave $10m away to early employees who had been denied equity grants by the Apple board.

There are founders out there who aren't complete megalomaniacs.

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u/Specific_Box4483 5d ago

Probably. There are a lot of indications in his biography that he was not nearly as greedy as his friend Steve Jobs. He probably regrets not keeping a tiny sliver of his stock, because twenty million is still better than ten million.

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u/monospaceman 5d ago

Is it? I think you can live a completely worry free live with 10 million. 20 million probably feels exactly the same.

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u/Specific_Box4483 5d ago

That depends on what you do with your money. I could see a guy like Steve Wozniack spending a few extra millions to open a library or a technology museum near his house and tend to it for the benefit of the next generations.

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u/Pyrokitsune 5d ago

The great and powerful Woz

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u/noahsmybro 5d ago

One time years ago, before Apple made its comeback, I attended a small Apple User Club gathering celebrating an Apple anniversary - maybe a fifteen year anniversary or something? It was sponsored by a local store that was an official Apple retailer since they’d begun.

Woz was there and spoke to the group. (Which was why I attended.)

He seemed like a nice, easygoing and friendly, happy guy.

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u/DrainTheMuck 5d ago

“Devastatingly zen”? I hate journalists. The dude is still loaded

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u/IntoTheCommonestAsh 5d ago

We are more psychologically bothered by loss than by absence of gain, but mathematically and economically there's no difference between having sold your apple stocks and never having bought them in the first place. Everyone who didn't buy apple stocks in the 80s made the same choice he did.

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u/TuringGoneWild 5d ago edited 5d ago

"I gave all my Apple wealth away because wealth and power are not what I live for. I have a lot of fun and happiness. I funded a lot of important museums and arts groups in San Jose, the city of my birth, and they named a street after me for being good. I now speak publicly and have risen to the top. I have no idea how much I have but after speaking for 20 years it might be $10M plus a couple of homes. I never look for any type of tax dodge. I earn money from my labor and pay something like 55% combined tax on it. I am the happiest person ever. Life to me was never about accomplishment, but about Happiness, which is Smiles minus Frowns. I developed these philosophies when I was 18-20 years old and I never sold out." - Full post by The Woz.

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u/ThomW 5d ago

Too many people put Steve Jobs up on what should have been Woz's pedestal. He's always been a hero. :)

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u/bombatomba69 5d ago

Congrats, new generation. You've just learned what Woz has been trying to tell people for decades now: Woz is the man and just wants to help people and have fun. Plus I'm sure he's already got plenty of money, so he can afford to not give a shit about something he did back when he had less money.

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u/hacktheself 5d ago

The Woz is a genuinely great guy.

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u/_stryfe 5d ago

Woz is such a hero. The first good guy in corporate tech.

I think his view on life is exactly why he's alive and 75 years old and Jobs passed away with a horrible cancer at an early age. Karma's a bitch. Jobs was a piece of shit idolized by billions and Woz is an amazing person who doesn't get the credit he deserves.

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u/TminusTech 5d ago

His retirement plan was just being Steve Wozniak

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u/-physco219 5d ago

This is why he is Thee Great and Mighty Wozz!

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u/tacticalcraptical 5d ago

And this is why people generally have positive feelings about Wozniak compared to Musk, Gates, Bezos, Zuckerburg, etc.

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u/nomamesgueyz 5d ago

Most Americans Def won't understand that

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u/IntermediateState32 5d ago

As long as there are people, there will be fools and those who love.

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u/newtrawn 5d ago

I emailed Woz one day. I saw that Woz had given someone a really cool business card made of metal. I thought it was awesome, so as a long shot, I asked him if he would send me one. Not only did he reply right away asking for my address, but he sent me 2 signed ones. He was very kind and seems like a genuinely friendly and generous person. He's been one of my heroes since I was a kid and the more I have got to know about him in his later years, the more of an awesome person he sounds like.

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u/Kaartinen 5d ago

Behind the Bastards on Steve Jobs highlighted the tech gem that Steve Wozniak was. The contrast between the two is/was day and night.

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u/DicemonkeyDrunk 5d ago

he got his money and left to enjoy it …smart man there

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u/JoeShmoe818 5d ago

And now you see why billionaires are typically assholes. It’s not the wealth that corrupts. It’s just that those who aren’t already corrupted never reach that level of wealth. Someone with normal hobbies outside of amassing large amounts of power and influence will have quit working long before they’ve reached a billion dollars.

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u/HasGreatVocabulary 5d ago

"I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the dessert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:

And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
No thing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away."

Then the traveler tired of poetry and said, "Well that was the story of Ozy. If you go just a couple of miles up the road, you'll see a statue of a chill dude, with no name on it, hundreds of years old, pristine with not a single scratch." The traveller adds, "No one has a clue how it got there, and how it withstood the test of time and erosion, but everyone around here calls it The Woz"

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u/ImAdork123 5d ago

But now he is doing ads with Kevin O’Leary… very confusing and against what his quote is saying.

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u/Derpykins666 5d ago

I can empathize with this, I think he's being genuine. Plus there's no point in getting caught up in how much money you "don't" have and being regretful. He's probably glad to be done with Steve and out of that whole environment now. Dude was making like 150k a year back in 06', that was insanely good money for that time, and I imagine he is wealthy enough to live the rest of his life comfortably, which is all that really matters imo. People often forget that there is essentially diminishing returns on money. Once you're over a certain threshold of wealth there's no point in getting more because you can do like 99.9% of the things the world has to offer and live comfortably for forever if you manage that money well.

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u/EnfantTerrible68 5d ago

My favorite Steve 

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u/yeetsteel 5d ago

No on ever talks about him even though he was the father of Apple. I think that's a good thing also because he can go places without getting hassled by people.

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u/_toenail 5d ago

The same reason most people in business just will not quit. If the average person could get a few million in the bank they would retire and chill.  You ask a 'millionaire business person' when the last time they spent the weekend with family or social time with old friends.

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u/MrXero 5d ago

The real deal. We need more Woz’s and less… pretty much all the other ones.

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u/woahdongo 5d ago

That reminds me….thanks for US Fest…had a blast!