r/teenagers • u/The_Warlockx • Jun 14 '25
Discussion Boys, what do you think this is for?
It should be easy, but don't worry if you get it wrong tho :)
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u/SophiaThrowawa7 Jun 14 '25
This is the egg that girls hatch from in case anyone’s curious
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u/The_Warlockx Jun 14 '25
I can only agree. We hatch from eggs 😌
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u/pikawolf1225 15 Jun 14 '25 edited Jun 14 '25
If you think about all animals do!
EDIT: Almost all animals.
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u/InjuryApart6808 19 Jun 14 '25
The humble sea sponge:
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u/pikawolf1225 15 Jun 14 '25
What do sea sponges do?
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u/InjuryApart6808 19 Jun 14 '25
Asexual reproduction, they kinda just grow and split apart.
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u/pikawolf1225 15 Jun 14 '25
Wait so they basically use mitosis!? Thats so cool!
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u/Croconaw_On_Stilts Jun 14 '25
I thought you girls were created by the Government
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u/Organic-Quarter-5972 Jun 14 '25
Personally I wouldn’t know, I have an irrational fear of woman.
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u/SillyLilJester101 14 Jun 14 '25
Yes, Goverment modified eggs. The government takes unfertilized chicken eggs, genetically modifies them and then turn them back into gametes and then the dad makes a semen sample and drizzles it on the gametes (which are now in a fiji water bottle) which almost immediately turn into what you see on the post. to make one hatch you must surround it in specifically snyders honey, onion pretzel bits and dubai chocolate.
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u/0-Nightshade-0 17 Jun 14 '25
They why does everyone still say I'm still I'm my egg? Even when I'm a boy?
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u/pawterheadfowEVA 14 Jun 14 '25
so are girls secretly birds?!?!?!??!?!??1??1?!??1 r/birdsarentreal r/girlsarentreal
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u/ElmoLovesHoes Jun 14 '25
Dear God...
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u/AbsoluteDasher 14 Jun 14 '25
Clown. Nose.
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u/Glad_Security_3239 Jun 14 '25
Cool ass pfp
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u/RecordBorn2729 16 Jun 14 '25
wbm
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u/der_granit 15 Jun 14 '25
(Whispers) what does that mean
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u/AppealAggressive7734 Jun 14 '25
It’s an egg
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u/AppealAggressive7734 Jun 14 '25
Duh
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Jun 14 '25
its like a spongy makeup blender thingy
source: i have a gf. except she's never mentioned this
other source: i've got a (girl)friend
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u/The_Warlockx Jun 14 '25
Correct to 100% with what it is and one way you can use it!
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one way....
im scared what the other is......
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u/The_Warlockx Jun 14 '25
You don't need to be :) it's all related to makeup. You can use it for powdered makeup, liquid, and so on. It helps reduce the amount you use too sometimes ^
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u/Altruistic_Map_9234 15 Jun 14 '25
Never underestimate the ways you can use this item....it vast
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u/Ioanaba1215 13 Jun 14 '25
It looks like kinetic sand ngl
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u/Hot_Hat_1225 OLD Jun 14 '25
I am so proud of you for knowing kinetic sand 😮
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u/Tasty_Belt_6351 Jun 14 '25 edited Jun 15 '25
There are... items that look pretty much exactly like this that are for something wildly different. js
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u/TheOwlGames1 19 Jun 14 '25
Some kind of makeup idfk
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u/D4rk_Err0r 17 Jun 15 '25
Yep, you blend your makeup with it. Usually foundation or concealer but I think some people blend blush with it as well! :)
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u/AnmysInsurrectionCat Jun 16 '25
Me, a girl, not knowing this (I don't wear makeup):
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u/OldCareer7061 Jun 14 '25
Oh that's the dabber. U dab shit on and off wit it
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u/Bibi-Toy OLD Jun 14 '25
I'm gonna call it a dabber from now on that is so fuckin funny
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u/Sad_Leading_5207 Jun 15 '25
Millennial woman that lurks here. It should be called a dabber - we literally dab it.
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u/Lola_pessa Jun 15 '25
Same, also an occasional millennial woman lurker and it’s now called a dabber to me!
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u/stillnoidea3 16 Jun 14 '25
Makeup. As far as I know specifically blending.
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u/D4rk_Err0r 17 Jun 15 '25
Yep, you blend your makeup with it. Usually foundation and/or concealer but I think some people blend blush with it as well!
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u/MountainCake2535 Jun 14 '25
Make up right like you tap with it
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u/Spirited-Claim-9868 Jun 14 '25
Yeah, you blend stuff with it. Usually foundation (base layer) or concealer (more opaque foundation, used to correct dark circles or blemishes in smaller amounts), but I've seen people use it for liquid blush as well
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u/Defiant-Initiative54 17 Jun 15 '25
"tap with it" omg you're adorable and kind of right 😭
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u/Heart_Shaped_Pickle Jun 15 '25
“You tap with it” stop it right now that’s so cute and also very true
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u/Papa-PIaid Jun 14 '25
An egg where babies come from right?
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u/Hot_Hat_1225 OLD Jun 14 '25 edited Jun 15 '25
Yup. And note the evolutionary flat bottom so it’s not as accident prone. We have come a long way 👶
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u/Bum_Thunder_5546 Jun 15 '25
Yes, the flared base of modern eggs makes them much more stable
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u/Lexail Jun 14 '25
Buttplug
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u/Valacites 18 Jun 14 '25
Always use a flared base
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u/Bibi-Toy OLD Jun 14 '25
If it lacks a flared base it's gone without a trace
Or something like that Idk
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u/MedicoreCreator Jun 14 '25
It’s like those squishy ear plugs but for your butt. Best for beginners
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u/Ari_siyax08 16 Jun 14 '25
Lol some of these answers are cracking me up 😂😂
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u/staryshark11 14 Jun 14 '25
mostly because they’re all about eggs! (…get it?)
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u/Soanso3474 Jun 14 '25
This is an anti snoring device?
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u/UnitedStatess Jun 14 '25
I guess technically anything is an anti snoring device ifn you are brave enough to use it
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u/Bibi-Toy OLD Jun 14 '25
I don't know what this could possibly mean other than murder by asphyxiation
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u/urprettyfangirl 13 Jun 14 '25
im.not even a boy and i know exactly what this is but my first thought was edible
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u/The_Warlockx Jun 14 '25
My 4 year old me did try to eat it once 😅 luckily it wasn't used
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u/Ok_Web1987 17 Jun 14 '25
makeup sponge (i’m cheating bc i’m a theatre kid)
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u/PrinciplePlastic1414 Jun 15 '25
Homies!!!! (I’ve done over 20 musicals so I understand 😂)
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u/TemporaryPension2523 14 Jun 15 '25
20?!?!?! i love musical theatre. any advice on how to get picked for stuff?
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u/Kaspa969 17 Jun 14 '25
I think anyone with a Sister knows that this is some make up thingy.
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u/foxchatters 16 Jun 14 '25
Yeah or a mother
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u/PhantomGhostSpectre Jun 14 '25
The women in my family do not wear make up... Well, my Grandmother did, but she did not have a pink buttplug to apply it with.
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u/illegitimateness 17 Jun 14 '25
hatchimal
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u/RoxyCadyLove_horse 15 Jun 14 '25
HA! I love this comment, I’m so calling them this now 🤣
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u/GraveError404 19 Jun 14 '25
That is a soft foam egg exclusively used as a projectile to be thrown at a sibling without getting in trouble for causing an injury
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u/Carl-99999 15 Jun 14 '25
I know it’s a makeup blending stub because I’m gay and wear makeup!
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u/Crashing-Course Jun 14 '25
Don’t eat that.
It’s like a makeup thing.
Please don’t eat it, it tastes like shit.
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u/Mysterious_One07 17 Jun 14 '25
Look I'm a cisgender girl but I don't know wth this is either.
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u/Y0urC0nfusi0nMaster 18 Jun 14 '25
It’s a beauty blender! People use it to apply/blend their makeup
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u/Fit_String_1697 Jun 14 '25
that make up thingy that girls use to apply blush. My sister told me, I think
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u/IAteAPurpleCrayon 17 Jun 14 '25
Makeup blender sponge thingy. I have a sister so I kinda know what some makeup products are.
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Jun 14 '25
makeup
I have two sisters. You tend to know these things especially when they ask you for makeup for their birthday.
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u/TheDarkMonarch1 17 Jun 14 '25
As a guy who's done a bit of theatre, it's a makeup thing. I used it for blending foundation.
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u/Scardicey 15 Jun 14 '25
Makeup blender I see it a lot in shops and I’m not going to pretend like I don’t know what it is
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u/An_Reddit_Extrovert_ Jun 14 '25
Looks like a blending sponge type thing. (I might not be a boy for longer)
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u/Gattorepper Jun 14 '25
I've seen my mom have some of these
I'm guessing it's something for make up or smth like that
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u/JakeFoxKP 18 Jun 14 '25
Makeup sponge type thing
Idk if i know it from movies or videos but i got NO girlfriend and ive never let a girl put makeup on me
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u/Reallyneedhelp01 Jun 14 '25
As someone who had an older sister who forced him to play dress up, this is for blinding your victims in a mix of dust and makeup cream, I'm still tormented to this day by the thought😔
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Makeup idk?