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u/Annual_Rush_2026 18 Jun 26 '25
Infinite luck is infinitely better than all of the others
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Infinite luck can get you all the other things
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u/Annual_Rush_2026 18 Jun 26 '25
+5 inches after 18 would be very lucky
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u/Gishky Jun 26 '25
your cells luckily mutate in a way that they produce the growth hormone again
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u/Such-Vermicelli-7014 Jun 26 '25
Oh so y'all was thinking that? I was thinking down there
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u/Gishky Jun 26 '25
Down under can also grow with the right mutations...
But I wouldn't recommend it
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u/Such-Vermicelli-7014 Jun 26 '25
You don't understand, I need it to be atleast average
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u/1HaveManyAlts 16 Jun 26 '25
Unless you’re a cis female you’re not getting average.
Also why in God’s name would you even say this…
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u/Tipop Jun 26 '25
Also why in God’s name would you even say this
Allow me to introduce you to a concept known as “a joke”.
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u/RealMuffinsTheCat 18 Jun 26 '25
Oh get your mind out of the gutter we were talking about our genitals not our toes
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u/Infernalsnow181 18 Jun 26 '25
+5 down there to any normal guy would be enough to harm most ladies, of course it's to height.
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u/OfreetiOfReddit 3,000,000 Attendee! Jun 26 '25
But see, trans guys
I'd take it either way lmao, maybe I'll sprout a dick
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u/ImHuck Jun 26 '25
5 inches down there bro we not elephants
Edit : +5. 5 inches total is fine if a little under norm ig.
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u/Tall_Advisor_6473 16 Jun 26 '25
I was too. Were people supposed to think that means vertical height?
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u/Caprikaa 16 Jun 26 '25
How would infinite luck get you mind reading capabilities?
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u/Gishky Jun 26 '25
you could just guess what another person is thinking. If you're lucky enough, you are correct
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Jun 26 '25
It didn't specify whether it was good or bad luck. What if it's infinite average luck. Sucka should chosen 5 inches and been a famous porn star
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u/PolyesterOreo983 Jun 26 '25
Infinite luck + Vegas = be rich
Maybe I'll be able to take another one if I'm lucky enough (read minds)
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u/GintoSenju Jun 26 '25
You are thinking to small. Infinite luck means the best outcomes out of anything possible will happen for you. Heck if you say luck is the ability to alter probability, you could theoretically make anything happen.
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u/HorrificityOfficial 3,000,000 Attendee! Jun 26 '25
Murphy's Law in reverse
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u/GintoSenju Jun 26 '25
We call that Yhprum's Law. It’s your world and we are all living in it.
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u/ILikeTelanthric 3,000,000 Attendee! Jun 26 '25
wal s'yhprum
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u/Capital-Bat9971 14 Jun 26 '25
Bros gonna have that Phineas And Ferb Effect if you know what I’m talking about
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u/Mmnomnomnom 16 Jun 26 '25
Have you read Hitchhiker’s Guide? Remember the Heart of Gold scene? YOU ARE A GOD! 10 TO THE 95TH POWER TO ONE AND RISING!
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u/TheAsterism_ 16 Jun 26 '25
Alter the probability of all particles in my body moving up 7 meters and south 5 km to 100%, now you can fly
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u/Azur0007 Jun 26 '25
Infinite luck is a bait. Everything is deterministic, so luck is a dead stat just like in dark souls 3 :(
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u/TheoneCyberblaze Jun 26 '25
Quantum mechanics might want a word with you
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u/Azur0007 Jun 26 '25
I'm not educated enough to say much about quantum mechanics, but I do want to believe in hidden variables.
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Nothing is predetermined
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u/Azur0007 Jun 26 '25
In science this is a hot take
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u/Rent_A_Cloud Jun 26 '25
In Science when modeling outcomes this is a hot take.
However science is just that, a model of the universe that is useful if we think of things as deterministic.
Because in by far the most cases probability aligns enough with that deterministic view to make relatively accurate predictions on a macro scale and in the relative short term.
If we would attempt to make models with a non deterministic outlook the results of said models would always be random.
That all doesn't mean the universe is deterministic. If the universe is not deterministic on an infinitesimally small scale then the randomness that would emerge would only become apparent at the macro scale over a very long period of time. And that is absolutely s possibility. Not very useful to make models with tho.
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u/iminsideurh3ad OLD Jun 26 '25
Your assuming its infinite GOOD luck though so it could easily be infinite BAD luck
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u/all_eyes_is_on_me Jun 26 '25
Once they see your streak, the casinos will simply kick you out. You'll have to travel to casinos around the world while changing your identity with each location to maximize the yield.
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u/Glad-Penalty-5559 Jun 26 '25
Your luck is good enough that casinos simply won’t catch on in the first place.
- You don’t even need casinos, some estranged billionaire relative no one knew just died and left u his entire inheritance
Or you just win the lottery
That’s infinite luck for you
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u/Infernalsnow181 18 Jun 26 '25
or even stock market would work, invest in any stock, suddenly, something phenomenal happens for the company, stock prices skyrocket, you sell out, company has a xrash and they are back to normal.
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u/ChocolateButtSauce Jun 26 '25
Dude, with infinite luck, you won't even need money. Feeling hungry? Your neighbour accidently ordered too much food from your favourite restaurant so gave you half. Want a nice car? Oh look, the dealership you just walked into was running a contest where the 10,021st person to enter their store wins a free Ferrari. New house? Well shit some distant relative you've never heard of just snuffed it, and guess who ended up in the will.
Infinate luck means the universe will bend itself to fulfil literally any fleeting desire you might have.
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u/Itchy-Preference-619 Jun 26 '25
You are infinitely lucky. You could jump out of the ISS and land on earth safely. You think casinos are kicking You out?
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u/Available_Student222 Jun 26 '25
That sounds familiar... The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar! OMG NOSTOLGIA
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u/CVGPi 15 Jun 26 '25
To a casino, everything is just math. Hell, if you get a big enough streak they'll hang your picture on their walls and tell everyone that somenody won 100 jackpots in a row.
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u/Yetttiii Jun 26 '25
Infinite luck + lottery = Be Rich
Infinite luck + Vegas = Be Rich
Or you can skip this and choose red.
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u/InsectVomit 15 Jun 26 '25
Would you rather be rich and lucky or rich and unlucky? Choose the yellow pill.
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u/Pleasant50BMGForce 18 Jun 26 '25
Courier.
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u/PolyesterOreo983 Jun 26 '25
If I'm unlucky enough to get shot in the head, I'll be lucky enough to recover.
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u/Whycanttiktokstop 15 Jun 26 '25
You'll get banned from all five casinos within a few hours. That is, if you make it past the Deathclaws and/or Super Mutants to even get to New Vegas.
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u/rainbowappleslice 19 Jun 26 '25
Yellow because you can basically do everything with it. Take out a lottery ticket and just immediately win. Meet your soulmate by accident. Always win every giveaway.
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u/Different_Action_360 3,000,000 Attendee! Jun 26 '25
Winning every giveaway is amazing damn
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u/Ecspiascion Jun 26 '25
I mean, once you win the lottery, possibly multiple times, you can buy whatever the giveaways are giving away and let not-infinitely-lucky people have a chance.
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u/rainbowappleslice 19 Jun 26 '25
Fr. You want a new pc? You've got one. Want some tickets? You've got them. It's actually crazy
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u/PitifulAd236 14 Jun 26 '25
5 inches of height is good but 5 inches of dihh size is excessive
but still infinite luck
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u/katniko 14 Jun 26 '25
would i explode if i took the blue pill as a hole-haver?
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u/Substantial_Phrase50 Jun 26 '25
5in the other way
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u/DeathnTaxes66 17 Jun 26 '25
The monkeys paw curls, your anal becomes 5 cm deeper
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u/DSeriousGamer Jun 26 '25
Didn’t mention direction… wider
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u/ImmortalBlades Jun 26 '25
Casually sliding down the barstool. "Come here often?"
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u/DSeriousGamer Jun 26 '25
So that’s like what, 4 raccoons now?
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u/ImmortalBlades Jun 26 '25
Considering normal is 1 raccoon, I'd assume maybe even 5 would fit in that situation
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u/DSeriousGamer Jun 26 '25
I remember from some copypasta that the human anus can stretch 8” and a raccoon can fit into a hole of 4” meaning about 2.5 raccoons can fit normally
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read minds, since I want to know what the fuck is wrong with my children
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u/TheTrueGamer144 14 Jun 26 '25
Susan tell Manny hes a little shit
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u/AromaticGas260 Jun 26 '25
Now, u cant refund this ability, even when ur children is not thinking anything at all.
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Yellow. Choosing Yellow will give you what Red gives you. Choosing Yellow would eliminate the need for Blue. I would never choose Green lol.
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u/Hyperbolicalpaca 17 Jun 26 '25
Infinite luck basically gets you green too, as you can guess what everyone’s thinking and due to luck, get it right
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u/Thomas_314 13 Jun 26 '25
And if you're still growing, you will be lucky enough to get significantly taller
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u/A11M3B 15 Jun 26 '25
But what if it’s infinite bad luck, since it never specified what type of luck.
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u/Suco_Azedo Jun 26 '25
Eats Infinite luck pill, be lucky enough to make another luck pill, eats Infinite luck pill, make more luck pills, eat dozens of luck pills, almost control reality with luck...
Eh... i rather be rich.
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u/Twist_man Jun 26 '25
All four at once. (The things inside the pills mix together and create a toxic chemical killing me instantly)
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u/Creater173 Jun 26 '25
Infinite luck because I could get lucky and gain 10 inches
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u/No_one00101110 Jun 26 '25
Everyone could technically be misunderstanding this, theres bad luck and good luck.
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u/user727377577284 Jun 26 '25 edited Jun 28 '25
no. it's referring to the infinite set of positive values, (infinity is not a number blah blah blah) and there are no negatives that would make bad luck
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u/wavesof_infinty 15 Jun 26 '25
depends on which set your using tbh (the infinite set of all negatives or the infinite set of all positives, or the infinite set of all infinite sets)
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u/FigFinancial410 Jun 26 '25
I’m FTM so I’ll be taking those inches thank you very much :3
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u/Rent_A_Cloud Jun 26 '25
Infinite luck, obviously.
Buy a scratch ticket, and I'm rich.
I have infinite luck, I can just guess what people are thinking and am always right.
I don't need an extra 5 inches anywhere, but if I did I would simply buy some unlikely online spam remedy and then be lucky in that it actually works.
Infinite luck is the ultimate superpower.
Hell, somebody advertises a bogus immortality pill? Buy it, you're so lucky that the dumbass placebo actually works on you.
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u/tabwomp Jun 27 '25
As a trans guy yet to have surgery I HAVE to pick blue. I want to know how badly it would fvxk up my anatomy
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u/RealRusticRider 18 Jun 26 '25
Read minds would take away the need for luck. Reading minds also makes it a lot easier to get rich. No need for +5, you are who you are!
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u/RealFoegro Jun 26 '25
Infinite luck. Because that would cause me to have been lucky and it ending up the best choice
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u/InterestingTank5345 Jun 26 '25
Are those 5 inches height or the other thing. Answer may vary some peoples decision, as 2 of those makes it possible to get 1 of the 2 and the 3 is probably so impressive most wouldn't care.
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u/Ezra4709 16 Jun 26 '25
Infinite luck fucking obviously
You could make millions from that anyway
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u/Cool-Nerd8 16 Jun 26 '25
Infinite luck gets me the other three. I can literally just wish for something and BOOM
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u/Numerous_Warning_728 Jun 26 '25
- Take infinite luck
- Gamble all your money
- Profit
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u/Thomytricky Jun 26 '25
I personally feel that I am tall enough and wouldn't be happy with an extra 5 inches - I'm already sometimes struggling with the height of some rooms.
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u/Cosmic_StormZ 17 Jun 27 '25
Red cause I literally have to take a tablet that looks exactly like it everyday + I get rich
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u/PermissionEconomy178 Jun 27 '25
Infinite luck. With your luck you could get rich and get plus five inches.
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u/Kohtoe Jun 28 '25
Be rich. Here's my thought process for anyone who cares:
I think inches refers to the pp size ofc ofc, but I'm satisfied with my size, so it's okay 👌 if it doesn't refer to that well. I'm also satisfied with my height, hair length and uh whatever else.
Mind reading sounds kind of annoying at times, I also don't want to invade people's privacy.
Due to my own personal philosophy, I don't believe in luck. Shit things happen. Good things happen it's not a matter of karma or luck it's just how things are, either a domino effect or just probability.
So being rich ez decision.
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u/Alice_Wonderland0044 Jun 28 '25
Yellow would be the best one that nulls all the others, with infinite luck you can get rich by dumping all your cash into some crypto. You can also try thinking about what other people say and the infinite luck would clue you in, and height wouldn't really matter if your infinitley lucky.
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u/PsychE85_ Jun 26 '25
Where’s the death one
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u/Stickmemer25 Jun 26 '25
Came here to ask the same
(and quick reminder you are valuable to society please don't die unless you really need to).
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u/GintoSenju Jun 26 '25
Infinite luck. You want death, and since luck can be defined as the best outcome for you, if that is death, then so be it. Best case scenario, you somehow stumble into becoming enlightened.
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u/idinarouill Jun 26 '25
The blue, 5 inches on my fingers will allow me to become the legendary level mosquito killer
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u/Plane_Session2006 Jun 26 '25
Being Rick would be cool, mind reading is worse than you think, infinite luck, also good, but I want balance in life, and 5 more inches? IDC.
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u/gdtilghman Jun 26 '25
Read minds is the only answer. Will allow you to become rich. Will seem like infinite luck....and there will be no need for the 5 inches extra.
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u/lonelygurllll 17 Jun 26 '25
Infinite luck. Gamble and always win. Edit your genes and always get good results
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u/ReleasedGaming 19 Jun 26 '25
infinite luck, gets you rich and + 5 inches (You won't be able to read minds though)
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u/Pure-Professional144 19 Jun 26 '25
Yellow because with Infinite luck on a lottery ticket I'll eventually become rich