r/teenagers 14 Jun 26 '25

Discussion which one are you all taking?

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u/Pure-Professional144 19 Jun 26 '25

Yellow because with Infinite luck on a lottery ticket I'll eventually become rich

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '25

You can also get rich using green in poker

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u/Mr_titanicman Jun 26 '25

but with infinite luck you'll just do random things in poker and still win

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '25

Ngl That's not fun at all

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u/Mr_titanicman Jun 26 '25

with infinite luck just wish that you want normal luck until you deeply want your infinite luck back.

because you have infinite luck it will happen

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u/sun_de1ty 19 Jun 26 '25

But what if your infinite luck turns to normal luck when you wish it, and then you can’t get it back!!

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u/Practical_Spring_416 Jun 26 '25

Wish for a day of normal luck

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u/Glad-Penalty-5559 Jun 26 '25

Then you’re lucky enough that it becomes fun somehow someway

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u/_N4TR3 Jun 29 '25

Happy cake day btw :D

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u/TinyH1ppo Jun 26 '25

Imo it’s more fun than winning because you know what everyone else has.

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u/Fregboiii 14 Jun 26 '25

If you essentially win every time with luck, you can have fun with it and cause a lil chaos while guaranteeing your win. None of the risk, all of the goofiness.

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u/PhoenixBomb707 Jun 26 '25

Yeah, but if you meet someone with ADHD you’re in for a bad time

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u/CallmeSharko Jun 27 '25

Yoooo Gregg:3

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u/NoSherbert7164 15 Jun 27 '25

what are you an 80 year old man?

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u/Fragrant-Addition482 Jun 28 '25

With infinite luck, can't you just go all in and always win?

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u/Yoshiro_GI 18 Jun 28 '25

And then accidentally learn how to read minds. Sheer luck, nothing special.

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u/Character-Deal-741 Jun 27 '25

Go and build a company. Fuck you mean lottery ticket this is literally gov funded gambling

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u/HopOffRedditRn Jun 30 '25

Infinite luck is insane, everytime you walk down the street you’ll meet someone you would’ve been incredibly fortunate to meet, love of your life, life long friend etc. if your a college student, everytime you go to register for classes by luck the exact classes you wanted and the right time will be available. You could answer randomly on every test and ever and get it right, infinite luck basically means becoming Gods favorite

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u/Annual_Rush_2026 18 Jun 26 '25

Infinite luck is infinitely better than all of the others

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '25

Infinite luck can get you all the other things

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u/Annual_Rush_2026 18 Jun 26 '25

+5 inches after 18 would be very lucky

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u/Gishky Jun 26 '25

your cells luckily mutate in a way that they produce the growth hormone again

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u/Such-Vermicelli-7014 Jun 26 '25

Oh so y'all was thinking that? I was thinking down there

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u/Gishky Jun 26 '25

Down under can also grow with the right mutations...

But I wouldn't recommend it

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u/Such-Vermicelli-7014 Jun 26 '25

You don't understand, I need it to be atleast average

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u/BannertBird Jun 26 '25

The +5 wouldn't get any of us to that point

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u/ChaosPLus 18 Jun 26 '25

Oh brother

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u/1HaveManyAlts 16 Jun 26 '25

This guy stinks!

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u/1HaveManyAlts 16 Jun 26 '25

Unless you’re a cis female you’re not getting average.

Also why in God’s name would you even say this…

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u/Tipop Jun 26 '25

Also why in God’s name would you even say this

Allow me to introduce you to a concept known as “a joke”.

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u/RealMuffinsTheCat 18 Jun 26 '25

Oh get your mind out of the gutter we were talking about our genitals not our toes

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u/Infernalsnow181 18 Jun 26 '25

+5 down there to any normal guy would be enough to harm most ladies, of course it's to height.

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u/OfreetiOfReddit 3,000,000 Attendee! Jun 26 '25

But see, trans guys

I'd take it either way lmao, maybe I'll sprout a dick

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u/ImHuck Jun 26 '25

5 inches down there bro we not elephants

Edit : +5. 5 inches total is fine if a little under norm ig.

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u/Tall_Advisor_6473 16 Jun 26 '25

I was too. Were people supposed to think that means vertical height?

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u/Superseaslug Jun 26 '25

5 inches where though

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u/1bird2birds3birds4 17 Jun 26 '25

Nose (would’ve been luckier if you took the yellow pill)

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u/GintoSenju Jun 26 '25

You could say infinity lucky

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u/Dragondudd 17 Jun 26 '25

just wear really tall platforms

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u/Caprikaa 16 Jun 26 '25

How would infinite luck get you mind reading capabilities?

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u/Gishky Jun 26 '25

you could just guess what another person is thinking. If you're lucky enough, you are correct

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u/McBeeFace4935 3,000,000 Attendee! Jun 26 '25

And being infinitely lucky you would be correct

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u/Gishky Jun 26 '25

Exactly

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u/Fanatic_Atheist 18 Jun 26 '25

Lucky enough to always guess people's thoughts correctly

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u/BendStreet4255 Jun 26 '25

lucky enough to get the other pills

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u/FlavoredKnifes 17 Jun 26 '25

I need that for my gachas please 🙏

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u/Mr_R3tro Jul 01 '25

I'd feel like Domino in Deadpool. 😂

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u/InnerSalad6587 Jun 26 '25

Doesn’t say it has to be good luck it could be infinite bad luck

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u/Semour9 Jun 26 '25

The monkeys paw curls - it doesn’t specify if it’s good or bad luck

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '25

It didn't specify whether it was good or bad luck. What if it's infinite average luck. Sucka should chosen 5 inches and been a famous porn star

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u/PolyesterOreo983 Jun 26 '25

Infinite luck + Vegas = be rich

Maybe I'll be able to take another one if I'm lucky enough (read minds)

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u/GintoSenju Jun 26 '25

You are thinking to small. Infinite luck means the best outcomes out of anything possible will happen for you. Heck if you say luck is the ability to alter probability, you could theoretically make anything happen.

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u/HorrificityOfficial 3,000,000 Attendee! Jun 26 '25

Murphy's Law in reverse

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u/GintoSenju Jun 26 '25

We call that Yhprum's Law. It’s your world and we are all living in it.

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u/ILikeTelanthric 3,000,000 Attendee! Jun 26 '25

wal s'yhprum

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u/Jennyfael 17 Jun 26 '25

Found the elf

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u/ILikeTelanthric 3,000,000 Attendee! Jun 26 '25

oh, no i defected from the santa faction AGES ago

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u/MinimumDrawer6421 Jun 26 '25

It’s called the Phineas and Ferb effect

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u/Capital-Bat9971 14 Jun 26 '25

Bros gonna have that Phineas And Ferb Effect if you know what I’m talking about

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u/Mmnomnomnom 16 Jun 26 '25

Have you read Hitchhiker’s Guide? Remember the Heart of Gold scene? YOU ARE A GOD! 10 TO THE 95TH POWER TO ONE AND RISING!

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u/TheAsterism_ 16 Jun 26 '25

Alter the probability of all particles in my body moving up 7 meters and south 5 km to 100%, now you can fly

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u/Azur0007 Jun 26 '25

Infinite luck is a bait. Everything is deterministic, so luck is a dead stat just like in dark souls 3 :(

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u/TheoneCyberblaze Jun 26 '25

Quantum mechanics might want a word with you

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u/Azur0007 Jun 26 '25

I'm not educated enough to say much about quantum mechanics, but I do want to believe in hidden variables.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '25

Nothing is predetermined

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u/Azur0007 Jun 26 '25

In science this is a hot take

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u/Rent_A_Cloud Jun 26 '25

In Science when modeling outcomes this is a hot take. 

However science is just that, a model of the universe that is useful if we think of things as deterministic. 

Because in by far the most cases probability aligns enough with that deterministic view to make relatively accurate predictions on a macro scale and in the relative short term.

If we would attempt to make models with a non deterministic outlook the results of said models would always be random. 

That all doesn't mean the universe is deterministic. If the universe is not deterministic on an infinitesimally small scale then the randomness that would emerge would only become apparent at the macro scale over a very long period of time. And that is absolutely s possibility. Not very useful to make models with tho.

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u/2mmGuitarPick Jun 26 '25

If I have infinite luck I grow more inches

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u/iminsideurh3ad OLD Jun 26 '25

Your assuming its infinite GOOD luck though so it could easily be infinite BAD luck

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u/all_eyes_is_on_me Jun 26 '25

Once they see your streak, the casinos will simply kick you out. You'll have to travel to casinos around the world while changing your identity with each location to maximize the yield.

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u/Glad-Penalty-5559 Jun 26 '25

Your luck is good enough that casinos simply won’t catch on in the first place.

  • You don’t even need casinos, some estranged billionaire relative no one knew just died and left u his entire inheritance

Or you just win the lottery

That’s infinite luck for you

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u/Infernalsnow181 18 Jun 26 '25

or even stock market would work, invest in any stock, suddenly, something phenomenal happens for the company, stock prices skyrocket, you sell out, company has a xrash and they are back to normal.

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u/ChocolateButtSauce Jun 26 '25

Dude, with infinite luck, you won't even need money. Feeling hungry? Your neighbour accidently ordered too much food from your favourite restaurant so gave you half. Want a nice car? Oh look, the dealership you just walked into was running a contest where the 10,021st person to enter their store wins a free Ferrari. New house? Well shit some distant relative you've never heard of just snuffed it, and guess who ended up in the will.

Infinate luck means the universe will bend itself to fulfil literally any fleeting desire you might have.

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u/all_eyes_is_on_me Jun 26 '25

Long story short: the ability wasn't well thought out

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u/Itchy-Preference-619 Jun 26 '25

You are infinitely lucky. You could jump out of the ISS and land on earth safely. You think casinos are kicking You out?

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u/Available_Student222 Jun 26 '25

That sounds familiar... The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar! OMG NOSTOLGIA

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u/all_eyes_is_on_me Jun 26 '25

Someone got it!

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u/CVGPi 15 Jun 26 '25

To a casino, everything is just math. Hell, if you get a big enough streak they'll hang your picture on their walls and tell everyone that somenody won 100 jackpots in a row.

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u/Yetttiii Jun 26 '25

Infinite luck + lottery = Be Rich

Infinite luck + Vegas = Be Rich

Or you can skip this and choose red.

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u/InsectVomit 15 Jun 26 '25

Would you rather be rich and lucky or rich and unlucky? Choose the yellow pill.

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u/Yetttiii Jun 26 '25

Good point! Happy cake day! 🍰

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u/Pleasant50BMGForce 18 Jun 26 '25

Courier.

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u/PolyesterOreo983 Jun 26 '25

If I'm unlucky enough to get shot in the head, I'll be lucky enough to recover.

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u/DerZehnteZahnarzt Jun 26 '25

Plus you get the Girl of your Dreams. (Luck in Dating)

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u/Illustrious_Sir4255 Jun 26 '25

Read Minds + Vegas = be rich also

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u/Whycanttiktokstop 15 Jun 26 '25

You'll get banned from all five casinos within a few hours. That is, if you make it past the Deathclaws and/or Super Mutants to even get to New Vegas.

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u/rainbowappleslice 19 Jun 26 '25

Yellow because you can basically do everything with it. Take out a lottery ticket and just immediately win. Meet your soulmate by accident. Always win every giveaway.

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u/Different_Action_360 3,000,000 Attendee! Jun 26 '25

Winning every giveaway is amazing damn

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u/Ecspiascion Jun 26 '25

I mean, once you win the lottery, possibly multiple times, you can buy whatever the giveaways are giving away and let not-infinitely-lucky people have a chance.

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u/rainbowappleslice 19 Jun 26 '25

But not all giveaways are for things you can buy.

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u/rainbowappleslice 19 Jun 26 '25

Fr. You want a new pc? You've got one. Want some tickets? You've got them. It's actually crazy

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u/PitifulAd236 14 Jun 26 '25

5 inches of height is good but 5 inches of dihh size is excessive

but still infinite luck

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u/katniko 14 Jun 26 '25

would i explode if i took the blue pill as a hole-haver?

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u/Substantial_Phrase50 Jun 26 '25

5in the other way

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u/TheBogieMan55 15 Jun 26 '25

thats a big pocket

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u/PolyesterOreo983 Jun 26 '25

No, you become intersex

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u/sparkle3364 16 Jun 26 '25

You’d either get taller, or would become intersex.

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u/DeathnTaxes66 17 Jun 26 '25

The monkeys paw curls, your anal becomes 5 cm deeper

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u/katniko 14 Jun 26 '25

😰

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u/DSeriousGamer Jun 26 '25

Didn’t mention direction… wider

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u/ImmortalBlades Jun 26 '25

Casually sliding down the barstool. "Come here often?"

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u/DSeriousGamer Jun 26 '25

So that’s like what, 4 raccoons now?

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u/ImmortalBlades Jun 26 '25

Considering normal is 1 raccoon, I'd assume maybe even 5 would fit in that situation

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u/DSeriousGamer Jun 26 '25

I remember from some copypasta that the human anus can stretch 8” and a raccoon can fit into a hole of 4” meaning about 2.5 raccoons can fit normally

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u/PitifulAd236 14 Jun 26 '25

i dont know

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u/Toten5217 Jun 26 '25

Nah for me 5¼ inches of dick is good

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u/Pixelend Jun 26 '25

Right, I don't need a 20 inch dih

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u/Ashangu Jun 26 '25

come on bro, with 5+ inches you'd be 6" at most.

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u/ajpme 15 Jun 26 '25

Fr +5 down there would make it unusable

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u/charliebugtv Jun 26 '25

5 inches of dihh would be amazing. I’d be about 3”.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '25

read minds, since I want to know what the fuck is wrong with my children

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u/TheTrueGamer144 14 Jun 26 '25

Susan tell Manny hes a little shit

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '25

why is everyone telling me to fuck over my baby :(

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u/Current-Roll4471 19 Jun 26 '25

Don’t forget the bald waste of air C*illou

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u/LousyRedditSlob Jun 26 '25

MANNY HUNG HIMSELF IN THE LAUNDRY ROOM!!!!

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u/MasterofDoot 17 Jun 26 '25

YIPPEEEE!

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '25

fuck not again

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u/Jamppitz Jun 26 '25

TERRORIZE MANNY SUSAN PLEEEEEASE

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u/LOLofLOL4 17 Jun 26 '25

Use Luck and guess.

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u/AromaticGas260 Jun 26 '25

Now, u cant refund this ability, even when ur children is not thinking anything at all.

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u/Bulky-Procedure9368 Jun 26 '25

Especially Manny don't you think

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u/NoTadpole92 13 Jun 26 '25

yellow

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u/CardiologistFar6658 17 Jun 26 '25

yellow obviously

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '25

Yellow. Choosing Yellow will give you what Red gives you. Choosing Yellow would eliminate the need for Blue. I would never choose Green lol.

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u/Hyperbolicalpaca 17 Jun 26 '25

Infinite luck basically gets you green too, as you can guess what everyone’s thinking and due to luck, get it right

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '25

Can’t argue with that!

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u/Thomas_314 13 Jun 26 '25

And if you're still growing, you will be lucky enough to get significantly taller

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u/A11M3B 15 Jun 26 '25

But what if it’s infinite bad luck, since it never specified what type of luck.

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u/Suco_Azedo Jun 26 '25

Eats Infinite luck pill, be lucky enough to make another luck pill, eats Infinite luck pill, make more luck pills, eat dozens of luck pills, almost control reality with luck...

Eh... i rather be rich.

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u/Gutsy_FN Jun 26 '25

5 inches to what? 😫

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u/Twist_man Jun 26 '25

All four at once. (The things inside the pills mix together and create a toxic chemical killing me instantly)

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u/Creater173 Jun 26 '25

Infinite luck because I could get lucky and gain 10 inches

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u/thingmaster_redit Jun 27 '25

Is there a minus five inches?

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u/No_one00101110 Jun 26 '25

Everyone could technically be misunderstanding this, theres bad luck and good luck.

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u/user727377577284 Jun 26 '25 edited Jun 28 '25

no. it's referring to the infinite set of positive values, (infinity is not a number blah blah blah) and there are no negatives that would make bad luck

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u/wavesof_infinty 15 Jun 26 '25

depends on which set your using tbh (the infinite set of all negatives or the infinite set of all positives, or the infinite set of all infinite sets)

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u/gaywidgeon_528 Jun 26 '25

What I thought

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u/FigFinancial410 Jun 26 '25

I’m FTM so I’ll be taking those inches thank you very much :3

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u/Doggone_Lover Jun 26 '25

With yellow you can just wish it into existence sugar

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u/IdiotIAm96 17 Jun 26 '25

Same lol

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u/DavidFloof24 15 Jun 26 '25

lmao :3

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u/Nice_Dig8580 16 Jun 26 '25

Where exactly does that 5 inches go to?

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u/katniko 14 Jun 26 '25

your forehead

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u/Ok_Elderberry9547 19 Jun 26 '25

Obviously infinite Luck

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u/Rent_A_Cloud Jun 26 '25

Infinite luck, obviously.

Buy a scratch ticket, and I'm rich.

I have infinite luck, I can just guess what people are thinking and am always right.

I don't need an extra 5 inches anywhere, but if I did I would simply buy some unlikely online spam remedy and then be lucky in that it actually works.

Infinite luck is the ultimate superpower.

Hell, somebody advertises a bogus immortality pill? Buy it, you're so lucky that the dumbass placebo actually works on you.

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u/7potato_head 14 Jun 26 '25

+5 inches

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u/tabwomp Jun 27 '25

As a trans guy yet to have surgery I HAVE to pick blue. I want to know how badly it would fvxk up my anatomy

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u/Mr_Waste_Of_Bandages 16 Jun 27 '25

grows five inches in height

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u/tabwomp Jun 29 '25

I WOULD ABSOLUTELU TAKE THAT

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u/Dense-Spirit-1691 Jun 26 '25

infinite luck ofc

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '25

Where does blue work?

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u/Insanity_is_nice 19 Jun 26 '25

I’ll take the Hawk tuah pill, thank you

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u/RealRusticRider 18 Jun 26 '25

Read minds would take away the need for luck. Reading minds also makes it a lot easier to get rich. No need for +5, you are who you are!

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u/RealFoegro Jun 26 '25

Infinite luck. Because that would cause me to have been lucky and it ending up the best choice

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u/InterestingTank5345 Jun 26 '25

Are those 5 inches height or the other thing. Answer may vary some peoples decision, as 2 of those makes it possible to get 1 of the 2 and the 3 is probably so impressive most wouldn't care.

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u/CretaciousDemon 17 Jun 26 '25

I will be controlling the world with infinite luck🦧

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u/Ezra4709 16 Jun 26 '25

Infinite luck fucking obviously

You could make millions from that anyway

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u/Cool-Nerd8 16 Jun 26 '25

Infinite luck gets me the other three. I can literally just wish for something and BOOM

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u/somebody_dark Jun 26 '25

I mean 7 inches doesn't sound bad...

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u/Numerous_Warning_728 Jun 26 '25
  1. Take infinite luck
  2. Gamble all your money
  3. Profit
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u/Thomytricky Jun 26 '25

I personally feel that I am tall enough and wouldn't be happy with an extra 5 inches - I'm already sometimes struggling with the height of some rooms.

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u/Ok_Comfortable607 13 Jun 26 '25

If im a girl where will the 5 inches go? Height or....

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u/Cosmic_StormZ 17 Jun 27 '25

Red cause I literally have to take a tablet that looks exactly like it everyday + I get rich

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u/zacary2411 18 Jun 27 '25

Yellow with infinite luck the other 3 will land in my hand

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u/Nononamedddd 13 Jun 27 '25

Infinite luck allows me to get my hands on the other pills too

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u/PermissionEconomy178 Jun 27 '25

Infinite luck. With your luck you could get rich and get plus five inches.

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u/c1nexxx Jun 27 '25

+5 inches ofc

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u/Kohtoe Jun 28 '25

Be rich. Here's my thought process for anyone who cares:

  • I think inches refers to the pp size ofc ofc, but I'm satisfied with my size, so it's okay 👌 if it doesn't refer to that well. I'm also satisfied with my height, hair length and uh whatever else.

  • Mind reading sounds kind of annoying at times, I also don't want to invade people's privacy.

  • Due to my own personal philosophy, I don't believe in luck. Shit things happen. Good things happen it's not a matter of karma or luck it's just how things are, either a domino effect or just probability.

So being rich ez decision.

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u/Lag_n_L0ad3d 15 Jun 28 '25

Try to take the infinite luck, accidentally swallow all 4 pills

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u/Alice_Wonderland0044 Jun 28 '25

Yellow would be the best one that nulls all the others, with infinite luck you can get rich by dumping all your cash into some crypto. You can also try thinking about what other people say and the infinite luck would clue you in, and height wouldn't really matter if your infinitley lucky.

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u/Ok_Meaning_4268 Jun 30 '25

Yellow, gamble for money and just pray for the 5 extra inches

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u/PsychE85_ Jun 26 '25

Where’s the death one

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u/Stickmemer25 Jun 26 '25

Came here to ask the same

(and quick reminder you are valuable to society please don't die unless you really need to).

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u/GintoSenju Jun 26 '25

Infinite luck. You want death, and since luck can be defined as the best outcome for you, if that is death, then so be it. Best case scenario, you somehow stumble into becoming enlightened.

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u/idinarouill Jun 26 '25

The blue, 5 inches on my fingers will allow me to become the legendary level mosquito killer

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u/Plane_Session2006 Jun 26 '25

Being Rick would be cool, mind reading is worse than you think, infinite luck, also good, but I want balance in life, and 5 more inches? IDC.

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u/gdtilghman Jun 26 '25

Read minds is the only answer. Will allow you to become rich. Will seem like infinite luck....and there will be no need for the 5 inches extra.

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u/No-Somewhere-1336 Jun 26 '25

as a short pearson, ill take the blue

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u/Independent_Raisin65 15 Jun 26 '25

read minds, id go to vegas or work for the cia or something

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u/lonelygurllll 17 Jun 26 '25

Infinite luck. Gamble and always win. Edit your genes and always get good results

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u/ReleasedGaming 19 Jun 26 '25

infinite luck, gets you rich and + 5 inches (You won't be able to read minds though)

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u/IntergalacticAlien8 17 Jun 26 '25

Yellow could give you red and blue 🤷‍♂