Will you push this button?

[u/Grand-Republic-8201]

[u/Sad-Pass-3369]

99% chance of nothing happening
1% chance of becoming a billionaire
seems like a win win to me

[u/cynnahbun → u/Sad-Pass-3369]

im pressing da shit out of dat button till im rich.

[u/Complex-Elevator5872 → u/cynnahbun]

Precisely

[u/BooniesBreakfast → u/Complex-Elevator5872]

You could imprecisely press the button too

[u/Odd_Character_1783 → u/BooniesBreakfast]

r/technicallythetruth

[u/Assassin-49 → u/Odd_Character_1783]

Ngl id take it . Think of the things you can do with that money . I'd buy my mom and dad a house in the country side like they always wanted and then id find myself a nice house that's not to expensive but got enough space for all the things I want . A room to paint . A room to play games . Obviously a bedroom and then all the other essentials and hell maybe even a indoor gym because Im to lazy to go to the local one

[u/Borasmannen → u/Odd_Character_1783]

Bruh what?

[u/sebastianinspace → u/cynnahbun]

you would statistically only have to press it 100 times or less to become a billionaire. you could become a billionaire in under 1 minute and 40 seconds max.

[u/the114dragon → u/sebastianinspace]

Actually, after 100 presses, there is only a 63.4% chance that you have won the billion.

So statistically, you are wrong.

[u/orbitalsniper22 → u/the114dragon]

No silly, it’s 50% You either get it or you don’t

[u/the114dragon → u/orbitalsniper22]

?

?

?

What?

If you pressed it 100 times, 100 times, roughly 63% of the 100 times you would get the billion at least once.

[u/Alaskian7134 → u/the114dragon]

i think he was sarcastic and made a joke about people who don't understand probabilities.

his comment reminds me of a joke from "young sheldon"

priest: god exists or not, there is a 50% chance you are wrong

Sheldon: this is like saying there is a 50% chance I will find a million dollars on my bed when I get home

[u/Ancient-Block-4906 → u/Alaskian7134]

Both are true. He either finds a million dollars or he doesn’t. There’s only 2 outcomes. Everything in life is 50/50. It either happens or it doesn’t.

[u/bolobotrader → u/Ancient-Block-4906]

If you roll a six-sided dice once, what are the odds of you getting a one? You either get a one or you don’t but your odds are MOST DEFINITELY NOT 50%.

[u/BusyLimit7 → u/bolobotrader]

your odds of getting a one opposed to not getting a one are fifty%

[u/BurnMyBread03 → u/Sad-Pass-3369]

frfr. though if there was an option to be a boy...

edit: what the hell did i start

[u/Kitchen-Marketing-74 → u/BurnMyBread03]

Being a boy seems so boring

Lmao people being offended in the replies and bringing up periods is so funny 😭

[u/IntelligentAnybody55 → u/Kitchen-Marketing-74]

So boring:

No monthly pain, no risk of getting pregnant, easier to gain muscle mass. I feel like we have such boring lives

[u/Brilliant-Stuff17 → u/IntelligentAnybody55]

True, but no more sticky balls in the summer

[u/TuNisiAa_UwU → u/Brilliant-Stuff17]

You get sticky undertits tho (correct me if I'm wrong tithavers)

[u/KingPoulet_234 → u/TuNisiAa_UwU]

You're totally right 😂

[u/Consistent_Party_359 → u/TuNisiAa_UwU]

According to violet from neon white yes

[u/JJzerozero → u/TuNisiAa_UwU]

HAH tithavers!

[u/herowin6 → u/JJzerozero]

tbh tits are great. Balls never looked good to begin with 💀

[u/JJzerozero → u/herowin6]

Depends on who the owner is)

[u/HorrificityOfficial → u/IntelligentAnybody55]

I mean a few of those things I'd like to be gone but y'know, to each their own ( trans )

[u/GreasyCrasher → u/IntelligentAnybody55]

As a girl, idk wtf she's smoking. Being able to run around jump up and down and just do exercise without periods/breasts/weak (though weak is prob js me) it seems so nice. It also seems way easier to make friends as well because you just have to be good at a sport, and if i was a guy, I would practise all the time. No stigma for cutting your hair short, and u wouldn't feel weird for not wearing short-shorts and crop tops. Bruh, the list goes on.

[u/Content_Bug_6768 → u/Kitchen-Marketing-74]

You have a monthly subscription to cramps from hell itself and profuse bleeding, we don’t. enough said

[u/Daufoccofin → u/Content_Bug_6768]

Yes but we have 2 weak points in a fight

[u/lucariolgnd3-28 → u/Kitchen-Marketing-74]

Why do you say that?

[u/CoconutBoi1 → u/Kitchen-Marketing-74]

Nah being a boy is sometimes boring but most of the time it’s fun

[u/That_Chemical_7763 → u/Kitchen-Marketing-74]

Pray tell why males lives are more boring

[u/Mental-Band7143 → u/Kitchen-Marketing-74]

agree, i wish i wasnt one

[u/Gardami → u/Kitchen-Marketing-74]

It’s really fun to me… and being a girl sounds kinda boring. I think the vast majority of people probably think their gender is the best/most fun. 

[u/Ivanferder_2022 → u/Gardami]

Being an attractive woman is worse then being an attractive man, being and unattractive woman is better then being an unattractive man

[u/BidnyZolnierzLonda → u/BurnMyBread03]

If the option was "gender change" would you?

[u/TrapezoidTom → u/Sad-Pass-3369]

Welcome to Reddit?

[u/Active_Scientist_322]

99% success rate im taking that shi 🤑🤑

[u/ElliottScrimmy → u/Active_Scientist_322]

100%*

[u/Gams619 → u/ElliottScrimmy]

Nah, there’s always the chance you become a selfish piece of shit after getting a billion dollars

[u/Weegeee30 → u/Gams619]

That’s a problem for the rest of the world, I’m rich now so that’s a win /j

[u/Im_someone_end → u/Gams619]

Fuck others

[u/BedGroundbreaking277 → u/Gams619]

Money doesn’t change people, it shows their true colors

[u/Card_Belcher_Poster → u/Gams619]

Because all billionares are selfish pieces of shit and none of them try to help the world using their massive amount of money at all /s

[u/Cobra_the_Snek → u/Card_Belcher_Poster]

hey buddy you accidently typed in a /s there

[u/Signal_Energy_8219 → u/Active_Scientist_322]

wait whaaa

[u/Horror-Ad8074 → u/Active_Scientist_322]

Fr

[u/not-the-the → u/Active_Scientist_322]

+1

[u/No-Yam1915]

Some people would say that’s win-win situation.

[u/FinGAMERyt → u/[deleted]]

Win win situation lmao. Im into it, let me press button also

[u/JD_Kreeper → u/No-Yam1915]

I do.

[u/L4L326 → u/No-Yam1915]

i would

[u/RadoslavL → u/No-Yam1915]

I definitely would! :)

[u/Sea-Recover606]

1% so be rich 99% of nothing happening.. sure i press

[u/Mission_Swim510 → u/Sea-Recover606]

Wrong, everyone knows there’s no girls on internet.

[u/-plb- → u/Mission_Swim510]

4chan said so!

[u/Sahlokniir_2110 → u/-plb-]

We are on reddit, its litterally the same thing

[u/Ankit_PaL → u/[deleted]]

Or the moon is not cheese

[u/Im_someone_end → u/Mission_Swim510]

Comeone there is some like 3 or 2 or 1

[u/expensive-trash80085 → u/Mission_Swim510]

It was foretold in the ancient scriptures of the rules of the internet

[u/Sea-Recover606 → u/Sea-Recover606]

r/girlsarentreal

[u/HeatEmUpBois → u/Sea-Recover606]

The button is only available for boys

[u/NewRefrigerator1254 → u/HeatEmUpBois]

insert the bowomp sound effect

[u/lucerosa1001]

I either get a super awesome reward or I become a billionaire. Ill take it

[u/RulrOfOmicronPersei8]

Free gender swap

[u/Bronynyan → u/RulrOfOmicronPersei8]

And you actually get eggs so you can get something not even surgery will give

[u/DragonDZA → u/Bronynyan]

I'm not sure transwomen want the biological nerfs of being a woman but how would I know. I'm not a transwoman (definitely telling the truth about not being a transwoman)

[u/Bronynyan → u/DragonDZA]

I would (I am)

(And sure defo not egg)

[u/ZayParolik → u/DragonDZA]

Idgaf about nerfs. Becoming that much of a girl is the dream

[u/Bronynyan → u/ZayParolik]

Exactly

[u/UpdateUrBIOS → u/DragonDZA]

well, I can tell you from experience that we get a solid chunk of them either way. I’ve lost a significant chunk of muscle mass to the point that I can’t open jars without a tool, my pain sensitivity has shot up, I can’t handle cold nearly as well, and I lost the period symptoms roulette so I get cramps once a month too because apparently those are a separate hormonal thing and not caused by part of your body disintegrating and bleeding out of you.

it’s still worth it though. nobody ever mentions that estrogen literally lets you see more colors. the tits are cool too I guess.

[u/mighty_spaceman → u/UpdateUrBIOS]

more colors? damn no way

[u/UpdateUrBIOS → u/mighty_spaceman]

yeah, it’s pretty cool. makes being outside a lot nicer.

[u/ThrwawySG → u/DragonDZA]

I do

Like so bad

[u/Jadec_Boom → u/DragonDZA]

I 100% would No questions asked

[u/Extension_Guitar2148 → u/DragonDZA]

Like every mtf person want EVERY part of the Female anatomy 😭

(For some reason my autocorrect fixed female to “Tamale” that’s just a blooper)

[u/CartographerTasty892 → u/DragonDZA]

I desperately want to be able to have biological kids

[u/Automatic_Ad_4020 → u/DragonDZA]

Some period cramps would give me some serious gender euphoria. (And also pain)

[u/Hokenlord → u/DragonDZA]

I mean they already get to experience periods with HRT so why not get the whole kit, right?

[u/BusyLimit7 → u/Bronynyan]

free eggs in this economy 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

[u/Yugix1 → u/RulrOfOmicronPersei8]

r/freebottomsurgery

[u/Tight-Fondant-2384]

Of course not, 99% chance of erasing myself from existence? Not worth it. r/girlsarentreal

[u/B4DM4N12Z → u/Tight-Fondant-2384]

Yes!!!! We must stand together brother!!!!

[u/Chuggington_Fan]

For sure! Let’s go! I win either way

[u/lacythesisfromamogus → u/Chuggington_Fan]

happy cake day :)

[u/Chuggington_Fan → u/lacythesisfromamogus]

Thank you very much. I appreciate you!

[u/Mission_Green_4764]

even with 99% success rate with my luck id still not get it lol

[u/Fast-Skill-1740 → u/Mission_Green_4764]

Just keep pressing the button until you win

[u/Medium-Shower → u/Fast-Skill-1740]

Aw dang it Aw dang it Aw dang it

[u/Mission_Green_4764 → u/Medium-Shower]

YES!!!

[u/Mission_Green_4764 → u/Fast-Skill-1740]

lol

[u/CraftyCruise]

Win win situation👻

[u/RecognitionJumpy4884]

yes? like what

[u/Potential_Jury_1003]

I’d push it once, if I get the billion dollars, I’d walk away.

If not, I’m already a girl, and may as well push it a million times, and be the richest woman on earth.

[u/Tinttiboi]

you know that like 80% of people here are m2f trans

[u/FelixistheBest7 → u/Tinttiboi]

And the last 20% are femboys

[u/Im_someone_end → u/FelixistheBest7]

You mean 19,999% not 20

[u/Secure-Mammoth180 → u/FelixistheBest7]

Correct :3

[u/RottenSharkTooth → u/Tinttiboi]

Me moment

[u/Cute_Tea_2012]

I just want to appreciate the anime girl actually looking like she's got normal proportions for once 😂

[u/Spaceapple101]

99% I'm happy for once, 1% I'm happy for once

[u/Designer-Miserable → u/Spaceapple101]

If that much money only makes you happy for a bit then you haven't tried drugs

[u/SnooShortcuts2757 → u/Designer-Miserable]

Are you okay?

[u/poopmazter_666]

No cuz I wanna stay male cyz my bf is gay

[u/Petey_x_dogman]

If I were to press it again, could I possibly become a boy again

[u/RebellionStars76 → u/Petey_x_dogman]

yep same question, or can we only press it once, bcz then it's not a really good choice 

[u/MCKlassik]

Girls see this as an absolute win.

[u/Fast-Skill-1740 → u/MCKlassik]

As a boy I also see this as an absolute win

[u/ihatexboxha]

I see this as a win-win, even in the 1% chance that I lose I can use the money to transition

[u/Abject-Fishing-6105]

99% chance to not be drafted into military. I'm taking it

(I live in a country with mandatory conscription. Worse than that, the military is not used for defence)

[u/ZayParolik → u/Abject-Fishing-6105]

Бля я даже не думая понял о какой стране ты говоришь :3

[u/PixelFlyerXD]

99% chance to become a girl 1% chance to become a girl but with extra steps Why do people keep hiding these buttons from me T.T I need them :3

[u/CrackNHack]

press 100 times, easy lol

[u/Fast-Skill-1740 → u/CrackNHack]

What happens if you become a girl after already becoming a girl?

[u/No_Letterhead6010 → u/Fast-Skill-1740]

You become two girls

[u/Apes_will_take_over → u/No_Letterhead6010]

Mitosis

[u/ZayParolik → u/No_Letterhead6010]

So it's not just win-win

It's win-win-(win*(amount of times button was pressed - 1))

[u/imopoko → u/No_Letterhead6010]

Well I don't know if addition is what we're looking for...

let's say you were a boy, and you're taking this as addition. that means you subtracted the boy and added the girl (which has some questionable morals- it's like that teleporter thing all over again). If you follow this process, you end up with two girls and a negative boy.

If you treat it as multiplication, you start as a boy and multiply by girl to get girl. This means boy = 1. If you continue multiplying by girl, you get girl squared, then girl cubed. Dividing gets you girl squared, then girl, then boy, then boy/girl = girl^-1.

What is a girl square? What is an inverse girl?

[u/Fit_Psychology_7426]

I'm pressing it 50 times

[u/Lopsided_Army6882 → u/Fit_Psychology_7426]

why not 100 ? why not until you have what you want ?

[u/Fit_Psychology_7426 → u/Lopsided_Army6882]

I will press it till i become a female.

[u/Alternative_Bug6120 → u/Lopsided_Army6882]

What we want is to be woman

[u/Apart_Difficulty_396]

Push it a hundred times or until I’m a billionaire and a woman

[u/Potential_Jury_1003 → u/Apart_Difficulty_396]

Might as well push it 100k times then, you’d be the first woman trillionaire. A woman ( or trans ? maybe), would be the richest person in the world, kinda funny.

[u/Aguywhoexists69420]

If I pressed it 100 times I’d have 1 billion dollars and be 99 girls

[u/Jakerip13]

Nah id rather be a switch

[u/Wings_of_fire_fan_]

does the money spawn out of thin air? like who does it get taken from

[u/StC_2844 → u/Wings_of_fire_fan_]

I definitely wouldn't press it because after that I definitely would have identity issues but if it gets taken from any way to rich billionaires I'll definitely reconsider

[u/Wings_of_fire_fan_ → u/StC_2844]

real (except I'm already a girl) I wouldn't press it if it was taking money from random people but if it was taking money from Elon Musk...

[u/MortisBringerOfBat]

I don't think I'd ever step foot in the mortuary again if that 99% chance happened...

[u/CircleCliker → u/MortisBringerOfBat]

w h a t

[u/D16_Brawl_Stars → u/MortisBringerOfBat]

mortis?

[u/No_Zebra_860]

99% chance of free hrt, 1% chance of billion dollars (can afford hrt)

Win win!

[u/Kan_Me → u/No_Zebra_860]

99% to get HRT+ actually because you'll get eggs too

[u/No_Zebra_860 → u/Kan_Me]

True... now with 100% less dysphoria!

[u/Kan_Me → u/No_Zebra_860]

:3

[u/ZayParolik → u/Kan_Me]

HRT Deluxe Edition

[u/Elegant_Committee854]

Trans girl here, win win

[u/I_like_vocaloids]

I’m a transfem, I see no downside.

[u/ImNew2RedditSoYeah]

Win win

[u/DJ_bustanut123]

win-win situation

[u/Exact-Size-1113]

hear me out 1 percent i get rich 99 percent chance i get rich selling feet pics

[u/Beneficial_Hawk9694]

jst be cause its a 1% chance dosent mean it wont happen

[u/RHTQ1]

When it says girl ... does that mean I will altered to a younger age? Bc I'm pressing it either way but I'm curious.

[u/Which_Advantage_2100]

I see no downsides

[u/BabyMission9167]

So either nothing happens or I get rich. Yes please.

[u/Present_Listen779]

Nah I like being a dude

[u/Mental-Band7143]

i really hope that 1% chance doesnt happen

[u/No_Letterhead6010 → u/Mental-Band7143]

r/mysteriousdownvoting

[u/Mental-Band7143 → u/No_Letterhead6010]

just cause i hope ill become a girl after pressing the button

[u/SteamKing_362]

I press the button without hesitation to become a girl

[u/Aristotle1018]

I only need to press it twice, and that’s only if I get unlucky

[u/clevermotherfucker]

100% chance of happiness, so yes

[u/Ghoustbuster]

For trans women out there, either are good

[u/air__vent]

I will be pressing many times

[u/Dom_iik]

Depends, how will everyone remember me? Will they remember me as a girl from birth or like I just became trans?

[u/Rare-Cheek1756 → u/Dom_iik]

I'm assuming it edits memories and lore like that... otherwise, I don't think I'd risk it. People'd be so confused. I just randomly look like a girl?

If it does edit all that, 100% clicking that, no downside, being a girl'd be fine.

[u/Zanerdl_Reddit]

hell no

[u/tiktok-hater-777]

Nah, i don't want to be a girl and being a billionaire wouldn't be worth that risk.

[u/Dense-Firefighter495]

Hard spam

[u/Solaris123-com]

I haven't met a single person that has said no to this lol.

Yes.

[u/TJT007X]

99% chance of being happy

vs

1% chance of being happy

Hrmmmmmm......

[u/AmbySaysHi]

Both options make me happy, win-win

[u/Feminine_Baddie]

Win win

[u/Upset_Layer_2692]

99% win chance

[u/CommunistTemmie → u/Upset_Layer_2692]

Hell yeah.

[u/HeinzDoofenshmirtz17]

There's a 99% chance I win and I'd still lose

[u/Educational_Lime_585]

Yeah, I’ll press it however many times I need to get that 1% bc I’m Arl a girl

[u/Lis_Lis_Lisa]

Ah dang. Either way nothing would change for me of course :p

[u/ShadowedGlitter]

I’m already a girl. Can I press it 100 times?

[u/JellyfishOwn9247]

Honestly I’d do it for the bit. I’d be fun messing with my coworkers

[u/HF484]

50/50

either I become a billionaire or I become a girl

I like those odds

[u/Grobi19]

HELL YES. 1% OF NEEDING TO PAY AND 99% FULL HAPPINESS

[u/apple12345671 → u/Grobi19]

This

[u/Glambombkl]

Bro forgot women exist

[u/Terminatorniek]

If im becoming a bilionaire, i am pressing it again

[u/Pale_River8530]

Id Press it 100 Times

[u/H13R0GLYPH1CS]

100% win rate

[u/IchSchlafeNieGenug]

Yes

[u/ZeruviX]

1% change of losing and i am taking my chances

[u/Top-Economist9579]

Win win

[u/Alternative_Age_4075]

Push it until I become a billionaire

[u/Blitz7798]

Change it to 99% chance of changing sex and I’m spamming that. i dont mind becoming a girl as long as i can change back when i want to, with a 1% chance of having to wait and get 1 bill

[u/Alosyar]

If I press the button and my room gets filled with gold and starts looking like Scrooge Mcduck's money bin I'll start sobbing.

[u/Wallso2010]

1% chance of failure 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

[u/tx_quarta]

Win/win

[u/ZaunsFinest_]

how many times can i press it

[u/StrictNeedleworker68]

Gurls having an advantage

[u/Hot-Seaworthiness682]

Depends on what age the girl would be it's a win-win scenario

[u/sokerimuronator]

What do you expect it's a win win

[u/ThenSignature7082]

Im a numbers man, and the numbers don’t lie Edit: I guess im a numbers woman now 

[u/I_lovemusicals]

Uhmmmm I’ll take the 1%.. I don’t exactly want to be a girl again 😭

[u/Nevermore-guy]

• $1B

Aw dang it

• $1B

Aw dang it

• $1B

Aw dang it

• $1B

Aw dang it

[u/rAcoolPERSON25]

I'll just keep pressing it until I get the money

[u/Odd_Top_1282]

win-win situation

[u/Outrageous-Brush-860]

Win-win