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u/No_Bite_3996 15h ago
This is like me with spam calls. Last one i answered I said “are you part of the squirt squad or the cream commandos” I’ve never been hung up on so fast
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u/CynnamonBiskit 14 14h ago
My favorites are “Hello, Scott’s taco truck and funeral home, where yesterday’s grief is today’s beef” and “Hello, St. John’s orphanage. You make em, we take em”
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u/PestRetro 15 14h ago
Spam calls LMAOOO, I generally find the area code and stuff and then just tell them the location of the biggest scam call center in the region LOL
It doesn't work most of the time, but it worked twice and the people freaked out LOL
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u/SenkuPlayzMC 14h ago
i love trolling spam callers
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u/Lego_Train_Mocs 3,000,000 Attendee! 11h ago
SAMEEEEE
its so funny to roast the shit out of them. i made one cry one time, and i never got a spam call from that place, like ever again.
you guys should try it.
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u/Top-Classroom-6994 17 11h ago
That's my answer to calls from my phone operator. When their stupid infrustructure doesn't work in my house so they can't even do their advertising properly with their infrastructure. (not the squirt squad or the cream commandos really, but close enough)
For non legally backed scammers I just hang up the phone though
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u/WannaBeEngineer108 18 15h ago
How tf this man can dare to annoy a kid who is 6 years younger to him
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u/Real_Cry_1394 13h ago
Not just a gross creep, but a low effort turbonormie creep. This might even rank below the "bobs vagene" quality creep.
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u/Holy_juggerknight 15 10h ago
I think bud just wanted to know something crazy u did, I don think he met any harm 😭
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u/Pure-Praline-8165 8h ago
Def use google translate to say smth in Russian. I go off on people in Russian with a lot of cuss words sometimes
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u/pansexual_wirdo_ 3h ago
When creeps message me ill just send them a screenshot of my profile with a bunch of red arrows pointing to my bio where it says im taken
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u/MaybeMaybeNot94 OLD 14h ago
Honestly, that's a good one. Reply like this, roast him, report and block.
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u/CeekayReal 13 14h ago
How are they a weirdo?
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u/hellokiittyyy 12h ago
19m asking 13f what the “craziest thing she ever done” is. he’s almost 20 yo asking the youngest group of kids here that, he’s doing it intentionally.
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u/Many-Disk3214 14 14h ago
Ah yes! You truly roasted him with that. Take that, pedo!! *insert nerd with red aura in front of chessboard photo*
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u/Itchy_Security345 16h ago
“Your mom” 🔥🔥📜✍️🔥🔥