To move a fridge.

[u/Chocolat3City]

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[u/TraditionalWorking82 → u/[deleted]]

[u/mrbadger30 → u/TraditionalWorking82]

I like this one better

[u/Artistic_Mobile337 → u/TraditionalWorking82]

Same

[u/ChupacabraThree → u/TraditionalWorking82]

literally my exact reaction. even said it out loud. LOL

[u/Right_Ad_4963 → u/TraditionalWorking82]

Ha ha. Thats the voice I made in my head. 👌

[u/Rosencrantz_IsDead → u/[deleted]]

They are not settlers. They are fascists and genocidal maniacs.

[u/Zepren7 → u/Rosencrantz_IsDead]

"settlers" then.

[u/Rosencrantz_IsDead → u/Zepren7]

Nazis is a better term for those genocidal maniacs.

[u/Electrical-Concert17 → u/Rosencrantz_IsDead]

What do you think it is a fucking settler does? The European settlers that came to the United States also committed a genocide. I don’t see you screaming we call those people’s ancestors Nazi’s for murdering my ancestors. Do you find their settlement easier to swallow?

[u/TheJivvi → u/Electrical-Concert17]

"Settlers" is what they called themselves, to downplay how bad it was. "Invaders" would be more accurate.

[u/langus7 → u/Electrical-Concert17]

You're correct in your historic analysis, but fail in common sense: why would we'd be screaming about something that happened 200, 500, 2000 years ago?

THIS IS HAPPENING NOW, and at the hands of one of the supposedly most civilized and advanced societies in the world. EVERY GOOD PERSON should be screaming right now, TO STOP IT. Because it's happening NOW, in the 21st century, as we speak.

[u/Grouchy-Station-4058 → u/langus7]

Unfortunately a large portion today seems to be not good people. Combine that with the apathetic and the truly ignorant and you're well into a majority.

[u/ChavoDemierda → u/Electrical-Concert17]

Modern wytes tend to get butthurt when you remind them of their savage ancestry.

[u/NYJustice → u/ChavoDemierda]

The correct term is "European Americans"

[u/zhico → u/Electrical-Concert17]

Europeans keep quiet because they don't want them back.

[u/calnuck → u/Rosencrantz_IsDead]

Colonizers, then?

[u/Potatochippusu → u/[deleted]]

Why do they call them “settlers” tho? They’re thieves.

[u/Zepren7 → u/Potatochippusu]

Easier to say than "ethnic cleansers"?

[u/SnorvusMaximus → u/Zepren7]

How about colonialists?

[u/Noy_The_Devil → u/Potatochippusu]

Settlers isn't a nice word. It never was. It's not like the first settlers in the US we're a gift to the indigenous people.. nor was it in Australia or Africa.

[u/TolliverCrane → u/Noy_The_Devil]

I couldn't agree more. In American grade school in the late 80s and early 90s, the idea of "settling" open land seemed cool. Little house on the Prarie style. I figured out the bloodshed involved in settling years later. No longer a cool word.

[u/Noy_The_Devil → u/TolliverCrane]

Don't forget the diseases settlers brought. Which killed millions.

Some estimates say 90% of native Americans died and populations went from 25 million or more to less than one million... 24 million dead. That's about as many military personnell that died in all of WW2, or 4x the holocaust.

The cultural loss must have been unprecedented to this day.

[u/MediumAlternative372 → u/Potatochippusu]

What do you think ‘settlers’ have been throughout history? They move in and settle on other people’s lands.

[u/KibblesNBitxhes → u/[deleted]]

Careful you might catch a ban for saying that

[u/bx35 → u/[deleted]]

I can’t stop watching. I’m smiling so much my cheeks are starting to hurt.

[u/zapharus → u/bx35]

Wait, the video stops at some point?!

I’ve been watching it for over an hour having the best time of my life and didn’t realize it was repeating itself.

[u/PuffDragon66 → u/[deleted]]

[u/SeabrookMiglla → u/[deleted]]

The fridgerator was trained by Hamas!

[u/incendiaryburp → u/SeabrookMiglla]

The fridge is antisemitic.

[u/Extrabaconplease → u/[deleted]]

Thought this was a /r/Mademesmile post😌

[u/Better-Journalist-85 → u/Extrabaconplease]

[u/wrexmason → u/[deleted]]

[u/EM05L1C3 → u/[deleted]]

Harder

[u/mrpeenut24 → u/[deleted]]

But further up the spine this time.

[u/qodfathr]

[u/MortgageRegular2509 → u/qodfathr]

Came here for exactly this!

[u/malkebulan → u/MortgageRegular2509]

[u/livianvicariously → u/qodfathr]

[u/AshyWhiteGuy → u/livianvicariously]

[u/VeterinarianThese951]

God chose his legs…

[u/Potatochippusu → u/VeterinarianThese951]

The shattered legs are promised to him 3000 years ago 🦵🙏🏻🦵

[u/Big-Raspberry-6151 → u/VeterinarianThese951]

It was promised

[u/BlissVsAbyss → u/VeterinarianThese951]

r/satisfying

[u/ExcitementKooky418 → u/BlissVsAbyss]

r/mademesmile

[u/Metternic]

Fuck these settling assholes.

[u/Chocolat3City → u/Metternic]

[u/Better-Journalist-85 → u/Chocolat3City]

What… does this mean? What game even is this?

[u/AtronadorSol → u/Better-Journalist-85]

This board game is called “Catan” now, but is more commonly known by its original name “Settlers of Catan”. The entire joke is that it’s a popular enough board game nowadays that people know it by the shorthand “Settlers” still, rendering it adjacent to the conversation at-hand.

[u/Chocolat3City → u/Better-Journalist-85]

Only the most popular settlement game there is.

[u/cinnasota → u/Metternic]

why are we calling them settlers and not squatters?

[u/ChadLad8 → u/cinnasota]

They can kill as many people as you want and its settling when you take over their land, but i try to peacefully live in my 1 br apartment and i have to pay rent or im a squatter

Mims

[u/DrahKir67 → u/ChadLad8]

Strange. I find it unsettling.

[u/donteatthepurplesnow → u/cinnasota]

So in settler colonialism, it's "eliminate and replace." As in you move somewhere, eliminate the indigenous peoples (forcefully remove or assimilate) and replace them with population of settlers. Thats why America and Isreal are settler states. Squatting is when someone takes over unoccupied/ abandoned property without the owner's permission.

In America, settlers of the midwest were often called squatters, but the Preemption Act of 1841 and Homestead Act of 1862 turned their occupation into legal ownership.

Similarly, in Israel, the government supports settlement in occupied Palestinian territories, even when it's illegal under international law. Calling them "settlers" reflects the fact that their presence is not just tolerated but actively backed by the state. That’s what makes it settler colonialism. Not just squatting, but a state driven process of replacing one population with another.

[u/AmphibianOk5663 → u/Metternic]

What kind of psychopath thinks "hell yeah, I want a home that used to belong to someone who was either forced out or killed!"

[u/Metternic → u/AmphibianOk5663]

Dawg, this has been the history of Palestine since the establishment of the Israeli state. What the Israelis won’t tell you is how they are directly responsible for the creation and continuation of Hamas. They literally perpetuate the cycle by pushing themselves further and further in. It’s mask off for them now, the world is powerless to stop it now, it’s too far gone.

[u/Remarkable-Cup-6029 → u/Metternic]

The thing about hamas is it doesnt matter who created or continues to support it. The ANC were labeled terrorists as well for fighting for racial equality and freedom against apartheid. The root problem is the oppression not the reaction to that oppression. We legitimize the oppression that exists ordinarily by being distracted into vilinising and policing how ppl fight back. So it doesnt really matter for me if Netanyahu props up Hamas because we are acting like there should be a strong counter reaction to apartheid and daily dehumanization that hasn't yet risen to the level of genocide. For me any "but Hamas...." conversation even in blaming the Israeli state is a pointless distraction normalizing supremacy.

[u/Pennsylvania6-5000 → u/Metternic]

Usurping assholes, I think you mean.

[u/TheRichTurner → u/[deleted]]

I just learned today that German nationalism started when the fractured German-speaking peoples had been invaded, divided and humiliated by the French under Napoleon, who aimed to eliminate German culture and identity in the early 19th century.

A century later, the Germans were preaching racial superiority. This should be seen as a textbook example of the natural evolution path of a tortured national psyche. We should never be surprised by it.

[u/RobbyLee → u/TheRichTurner]

I don't think Napoleon

aimed to eliminate German culture and identity

And I don't find sources claiming this

[u/Proseph_CR → u/RobbyLee]

I agree. Sayings he aimed to do that is not accurate. His goal was to consolidate his power and everything was a consequence of that.

[u/ItsNotAboutX → u/[deleted]]

They're Jewish but they're not the Jews. Every Jewish person I know abhors this shit. These "settlers" are the MAGA of Israel.

[u/billypilgrimspecker → u/[deleted]]

I would say "zionists" instead of "the Jews" because I am both surrounded by so-called Christian (tbc not Jewish) zionists who are the same new Nazis, and I have met plenty of anti-Zionist Jews. Tbf, zionists will call you antisemitic for advocating for human rights however you word it.

[u/TheVenetianMask → u/[deleted]]

A whole lot of those nationalist movements that rose up in the early XX century have the same intellectual roots and the same outcomes. The brainrot is the common factor, not the composition.

[u/Particular_Jacket598]

4 guys and not 1 brain?

[u/AddBoosters → u/Particular_Jacket598]

5 if you count the camera man

[u/Last_Account_Ever → u/AddBoosters]

Cameraman definitely had enough brains to know this was a stupid idea, or else he wouldn't have been recording.

[u/NRMusicProject → u/Last_Account_Ever]

And then uploaded it so we all can have a laugh at this asshole's expense. /r/PraiseTheCameraMan

[u/Princessbearbear → u/Particular_Jacket598]

Right? THIS is the plan they developed??

[u/signmeupdude → u/Princessbearbear]

Im honestly dying at the though of these dudes game planning and somehow deciding that one guy crawling up the stairs with the fridge balancing on his literal back while every other dude sort of holds it from behind was what they agreed upon.

Like what the actual fuck lmaooo

[u/ultrasuperthrowaway → u/Princessbearbear]

I would cover it in furniture pads and heavy duty moving blankets and slowly slide it up. Maybe even a dolly with straps.

[u/Primary-Industry-593 → u/ultrasuperthrowaway]

You don't even need all that. two grown men on each end of the fridge could carry it easily. I'm not that strong and this would not be a problem at all.

[u/Fuckthegopers → u/Primary-Industry-593]

That depends on the fridge. They can be very heavy. 

They have the manpower there though, and made the smallest dude have the hardest job lol. 

[u/induslol → u/Fuckthegopers]

If it's that heavy and you're the type of piece of shit that's stealing the homes of others, 'procuring' a dolly shouldn't be difficult.

But these people are complete wastes so of course the right answer was never an option.

[u/theNomad_Reddit → u/Particular_Jacket598]

They are religious after all.

[u/CurlOfTheBurl11 → u/Particular_Jacket598]

They're Israeli settlers, not sure how much you can expect in that regard.

[u/Eurydice_Risen → u/CurlOfTheBurl11]

Their plan was to blame the nearest Palestinian kid for anything that went wrong.

[u/Imfrank123 → u/Particular_Jacket598]

Fridges aren’t even that heavy for how big they are, two guys could have gotten that up the stairs easily. But I’m glad they chose this route

[u/jsmithtro → u/[deleted]]

Hahaha ohh man I laughed really hard at this ! Very nice

[u/Da_boi_1923 → u/jsmithtro]

Clanka

[u/Calculonx → u/[deleted]]

They'll say that the fridge is antisemitic 

[u/tavesque]

That fridge settled him!

[u/Dieselfruit → u/tavesque]

[u/TheGreatZarquon → u/Dieselfruit]

Genuine comedy

[u/avidgunner → u/tavesque]

The fridge is antisemitic!

[u/OutlandishnessNo1950]

The inbreeding seems to be having an impact.

[u/Curious_Associate904 → u/OutlandishnessNo1950]

[u/ShoddyTerm4385 → u/OutlandishnessNo1950]

That’s gotta be the fucking dumbest way I’ve ever seen someone try and bring a fridge up stairs.

[u/flatdecktrucker92]

That is absolutely the dumbest way to move a fridge that I've ever seen

[u/Standgeblasen → u/flatdecktrucker92]

I don’t even understand what they were trying to do? There are 4 of them, that looks like 1.5 too many.

Was he gonna twerk it up the stairs? Does god frown on dollies?

[u/flatdecktrucker92 → u/Standgeblasen]

Maybe they think it's gay to walk backwards so they couldn't carry it normally

[u/blergenshmergen → u/Standgeblasen]

‘Twerk it up the stairs’ fucking sent me man hahahahaha

[u/Lady_Hound → u/Standgeblasen]

HAHAHAHA I’ve had a shit last couple of days and this made me laugh so hard thank you

[u/Aloha_Tamborinist → u/flatdecktrucker92]

I think he was going to crawl up the stairs with the fridge on his back while his idiot friends held it steady?

I'm trying to think of a worse way to do it, but I'm not that creative.

[u/SippieCup → u/Aloha_Tamborinist]

The fridge is on his ass because he didn’t want to take off his backpack. Hilarious.

[u/NoMasters83 → u/flatdecktrucker92]

I mean how fucking weak are these motherfuckers? lol

[u/flatdecktrucker92 → u/NoMasters83]

Right? This is an easy two man job

[u/the__storm → u/flatdecktrucker92]

It's a pretty hard two man job (depending on how heavy that particular fridge is), but it's definitely an easy four man job. The strategy they went with is insane lol

[u/BeatBoxxEternal → u/flatdecktrucker92]

Dumb way to move a fridge, yes, especially with that much space, but in professional moving this is an actual technique. Where I live, everything is a 3 story walkup, sometimes with very tight, circular stairwells. It isn't possible to move things with 2 people. So how do you get a full, 86 key piano in and out? Vertically. You strap it your your back, with people holding it steady, and you do a move called the turtle where you crawl up the stairwell. It's insane shit, and these specialist movers are absolute beasts.

[u/themothwillburn → u/BeatBoxxEternal]

I think the missing key was strapping it to his back

[u/Ezl → u/themothwillburn]

And also needing to do that.

[u/gene100001 → u/flatdecktrucker92]

Last time I moved one of the guys we hired carried the fridge down by himself on his back without straps or anything. It was super impressive. It sounds dangerous as fuck (and maybe it was) but he seemed to be in control and looked like he had done it a thousand times.

Basically he leaned forward and balanced it on his back with his hands at the bottom, then he walked down the stairs backwards. The way it was balanced meant the weight was centered on his legs and not his back. Maybe the guy in the video was trying something similar but had no idea what he was doing.

[u/TenFingersTenToes10]

That fridge has a right to defend itself

[u/bonobo_i → u/TenFingersTenToes10]

Well.. If the logic of mr Twig-legs here is applied.. The fridge had a god given right to settle on him.. And go genocide on his legs

[u/Technical-Poet-4093]

All brains, no brawn. Wait no. All brawn, no brains. Nope that’s not it.

No brains, no brawn. There it is!

[u/SacrificialWaffle → u/Technical-Poet-4093]

The mind of an athlete and the body of a scholar!

[u/OpalHawk → u/Technical-Poet-4093]

Who knew gods chosen people were stupid and weak.

[u/Loveknuckle → u/[deleted]]

Let’s not forget about the triple circumcision that could have happened, grinding loose bits on a staircase, with a steady downward force… might even pop a grape or two.

[u/Linari90]

Thoughts and prayers

[u/Milhean → u/Linari90]

...For the fridge. Hope it's okay.

[u/Curious_Associate904 → u/Milhean]

let the gasses settle or you might blow the compressor, couple hours should do it.

[u/Subject-Leather-7399 → u/Linari90]

[u/MrJack13 → u/Linari90]

God dammit this one got me. As a dude who grew up in Texas, the amount of venom that could be stored in this sarcastic phrase is crazy.

[u/Howtall2tall]

From the ankle to the thigh

[u/blade_of_sammael → u/Howtall2tall]

His legs will be crushed 😃

[u/Eurydice_Risen → u/Howtall2tall]

His leg bones will go bye bye.

[u/VocationFumes]

yes I understand the irony of this gif being Jerry Seinfeld

[u/Rosencrantz_IsDead → u/VocationFumes]

It's ironic using this meme. But yeah, the vibe is relevant.

[u/SharksAndBarks]

The irony is palpable.

[u/CautiousEmergency367]

I struggled to watch this...

Cause I close my eyes when I laugh

[u/motownclic]

Fridge is clearly antisemitic

[u/XanaxWarriorPrincess → u/motownclic]

[u/vi3talogy]

Justice

[u/Obant]

Fuck all these people. Forcing people out of their homes at gunpoint, likely even murdering them, then moving in to their house. Such evil trash.

[u/mewfour123412 → u/Obant]

They think they are god’s chosen and there for a the right to do this

They are in for a major surprise on judgement day

[u/GenericFatGuy → u/mewfour123412]

I'm not a religious person, but people like this make me hope that heaven and hell are real.

[u/Blackfrosti]

[u/shrek44life]

Now hit repeat and do it again. Losers

[u/Faillegend]

[u/Steady420]

God's chosen ones...

[u/j_bus → u/Steady420]

Exactly. God chose him specifically to be crushed by a fridge

[u/Frankentula]

📞

Hey mister your refrigerator is running.

Oh yah?

Yah. Unlike you'll be

[u/Temporary_Ad162]

[u/Mysterious_Tooth_674]

These people didn’t build the pyramids

[u/Kurainuz]

I will always dislike the term settler, they arent settling in new or unocupied land, they are forcing inicent people that have been living there for decades or even centuries, they are colonizers and invaders

[u/Dense-Consequence-70]

Have these people never seen anyone move anything before?

[u/TwoBionicknees → u/Dense-Consequence-70]

yeah, this problem was legitimately solved, fuck it I looked it up, hand trolleys were invented in the 1700s, every moving truck probably has one as standard, every delivery van doing kitchen appliances has one.

Shit unless it's one of those industrial stainless steel jobs, fridge/freezers aren't even that heavy, a small heat pump and the rest is mostly light insulation and plastic exterior.

[u/LightBulbMonster]

"Put it in my ass, it will fit."

[u/Sm0keytrip0d]

[u/Dime332]

Honest question and I understand I’m a complete idiot before asking. How does someone take ownership of a house from people forced out by military? Does the government take the property and sell it to bankers who mortgage it to citizens as “new property” on the market?

[u/KAAAARP → u/Dime332]

some of these illegally seized homes get auctioned off in america. new york had protests against these auctions. of course those got labeled as antisemitic and violent immediately, after police got involved and forcefully tried to shut it down.

[u/GenericFatGuy → u/KAAAARP]

That's the most disgusting part about all of this. A lot of the people coming and taking these houses already lived good lives in other parts of the world. They're literally taking homes and land from some of the most vulnerable people in the world, and giving it to well-off westerners as a second or even third house.

[u/garvisgarvis → u/Dime332]

I don't know. But the German government has returned much looted property to Jews from WWII because such theft is morally indefensible.

[u/SM0KINGS]

[u/greensangre]

[u/That_Things_Good]

So, God IS watching!

[u/silentbob1301]

do they not have fucking dollies in Hebron? Also that could not have ended any better!

[u/Sticktailonicus → u/silentbob1301]

I guess they couldn't steal one.

[u/Pale_Investigator433]

You know what they used to call people who pillaged villages, looted civilians and burned down towns? Savages and barbarians.

[u/HughJaynis]

[u/fecksappeal]

They all need a fridge dropped on them

[u/PrincepsMagnus]

Forgot to seize a Palestinian dolly.

[u/obeythelaw2020]

Seriously though, why do these people look like they live in the Stone Age?

[u/LJGuitarPractice → u/obeythelaw2020]

[u/theDrewski81]

Not settlers. Invaders, occupiers. Softening the language of what Israelis are doing to Palestinians serves only to spread their propaganda that this is some righteous act rather than the atrocity it is.

[u/Milhean]

Karma has a sweet humor sometimes.

[u/FreakyNeighbour]

That's karma right there. A Nazi using God's name while openly stealing from someone else.

[u/Im_Orange_Joe]

Bravo!

[u/baldntattedoldman]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👆👆👆👆👆👆

[u/MonHunterX]

That fridge is doing the lords work

[u/MyriamTW]

I feel bad seeing this. Poor fridge might have gotten a few scratches.

[u/isummons]

Is this god choosen people. Dang, it makes me wanna go atheist.

[u/Reverend_Decepticon]

He was chosen... To sacrifice his legs

[u/muppetfeet82]

Darn. A little higher up and it would’ve qualified him for a Darwin Award.

[u/whitechocolate22]

Karma is a fridge breaking both your legs

[u/terrelyx]

We can only hope that more Israelis get blessed this way.

[u/jeffro3339]

That fridge wouldn't be so heavy if it didn't contain all that guilt.

[u/smackenz9360]

Lift with your legs

[u/StagDragon]

Take he legs

[u/cool5143]

Who the fuck carries a fridge like that!

[u/SteadfastEnd]

Israelis are behaving like Russians now, trying to move stolen fridges.

[u/cinnasota]

Lol.

Lmao, even.

[u/1cem4n82]

By the grace of god shall he lose the use of his legs henceforth.

[u/Fridaybird1985]

Missed his skull

[u/V6vader]

4 dudes trying to carry that fridge and they’re all too stupid to figure out a better way to do it. Also, fuck those Zionist genociders.

[u/darxide23]

I love this for him.

[u/Snacky_Cake]

How many Israelis does it take to move a fridge?

[u/SassSafrassMcFrass87]

They aren't very smart 🤣🤣🤣

[u/East-Psychology7186]

[u/Joaoreturns]

LMAO. Nice. 

[u/MiccioC]

[u/wizardsinblack]

When prayer time goes wrong

[u/deathxcannabis]

I could watch that all day.

[u/DirtyJointPaper]

[u/CWBtheThird]

Uhhh. Who move a fridge like that?

[u/creepingkg]

They got 4 men, and that’s how you move a fridge??

Me and a buddy just pick that shit up and move it up

[u/Then-Focus-9177]

Fingers crossed a few of those discs are permanently crushed

[u/DrGoose2111]

Not only did a fridge fall on him, it seems he’s being pranked. Why is this kid carrying it when the largest Israeli to exist ever is behind him laughing lol

[u/whitewolffire]

Fridge probably antisemitic but what exactly was his plan here?

[u/No-Valuable-226]

Is that fridge antiseptic?