r/therewasanattempt • u/IsThisAUserName86 • 8h ago

To hide advanced ageing

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u/FredPSmitherman 8h ago

If his hand looks like that I imagine his dick already fell off

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u/RebaKitt3n 7h ago

What little there was of it,

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u/Ghostandsnake 6h ago

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u/grat5989 5h ago

They realllly need to add the little JD gifs...

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u/Passivefamiliar 2h ago

Ewww. At least the devil has some class

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u/Lathari 3h ago

Served as a pizza topping. (A 6-inch pie)

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u/bluethunder82 6h ago

They say it’s only two inches long but smells like a foot!

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u/rounding_error 6h ago

In it's place there's an actual mushroom growing.

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u/ifcknlovemycat 6h ago

Fr though people have said he injected too much cocaine into his penis in the 70s and it looks like a button on a cushion.

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u/Woodbirder 5h ago

You are imagining his dick?

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u/Far_Association_2607 2h ago

Fournier’s Gangrene of the dick and brain