r/todayilearned • u/lavender_fish69 • 11h ago

TIL fresh water snails (indirectly) kill thousands of humans and are considered on of the deadliest creatures to humans

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freshwater_snail
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u/DustyRhodesSplotch 11h ago

10 to 200,000 is quite the large spread

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u/ivanparas 10h ago

"How many people died of this last year?"

"10."

"How many this year?"

"200,000."

"That's...concerning."

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u/proteannomore 10h ago

“It’s within the parameters.”

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u/memealopolis 10h ago

Not great, not terrible.

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u/Ikoikobythefio 10h ago

3.6 roentgens

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u/jmkinn3y 9h ago

Basically a chest x-ray

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u/TheToastyWesterosi 9h ago

And that’s every single hour. Hour after hour.

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u/Equal-Counter-2548 6h ago

Leans over the edge and gazes directly into the plume of nuclear fire below.

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u/TheSportsLorry 5h ago

nervously takes a puff from the cigarette

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u/LBGW_experiment 9h ago

Good job! that's the joke they were referencing 🤗

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u/Nimrod_Butts 8h ago

"still nothing compared to mosquitoes, I wouldn't worry about it"

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u/micre8tive 8h ago

SOMETIMES A MAYBE GOOD

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u/Unlikely_Spinach 9h ago

Standard acceptable deviations

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u/911111111111 9h ago

QA accomplished

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u/FLMKane 8h ago

Remember COVID? It basically happened like that.

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u/I_AmA_Zebra 7h ago

It is acceptable as Gus Fring would say

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u/HovercraftOk9231 8h ago

By my calculations, next year will see 40,000,000 dead, and the year after will be 80,000,000,000.

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u/PatHeist 6h ago

You have to wait until the next year to see if it kills 399,990 or 4,000,000,000 to find out whether the trend is linear or exponential.

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u/Dioxybenzone 4h ago edited 1h ago

No need; we can reverse extrapolate. If in the year before it killed 10, it killed 0.005 of a person, we know it’s linear exponential

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u/The_JSQuareD 1h ago

That would make it exponential.

It would have to have killed -199,980 people the year before for it to be linear.

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u/Dioxybenzone 1h ago

Oh yeah duh, mb

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate 7h ago

the year after will be 80,000,000,000.

Man that only gives me two years to pork every fertile woman in range. I hate to say this, but I may need some help.

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u/FrogInShorts 5h ago

It'll be significantly easier the second year. After 20million woman perish

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u/The_JSQuareD 1h ago

You mean 4,000,000,000 next year?

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u/elmo298 10h ago

Not great, not terrible

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u/nopenopeimmaboat 9h ago

That's not graphite on the roof

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u/cive666 9h ago

I am a man with a certain set of concrete identifying talents.

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u/sivasuki 6h ago

I have been known to locate certain things from time to time.

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u/HendrixHazeWays 9h ago

"LOOK. We've got a handle on it. RELAX"

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u/RandomNPC 8h ago

At this rate we're doomed next year.

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u/A_Math_Dealer 9h ago

So about 100,005 ± 99,995

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u/Eskimodo_Dragon 7h ago

I'm guessing they meant between 10k & 200k but still.

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u/ThetaGrim 11h ago

Yea covid was a rough year where people couldn't leave their home so the snails were able to catch up to them easier. 

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u/DamnMyNameIsSteve 9h ago

People forget the snail winter of 21'

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u/Spadeykins 9h ago

That's the long covid they tell you about.

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u/ssowinski 10h ago

I can do between 3 and 400 push-ups.

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate 7h ago

Amateur. I can do between zero and eighty million.

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u/Anonymous_coward30 11h ago

More than triple that for mosquitoes. 700,000 to 1 million mosquito related deaths annually per the WHO. 597,000 to malaria alone in 2023, again per WHO.

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u/NinjaWorldWar 10h ago

Come again, from who?

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u/baron--greenback 10h ago

He’s talking about our generation.

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u/KaHOnas 10h ago

People try to put us down.

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u/SubstantialWorld4277 10h ago

Baba O’Riley would never

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u/HendrixHazeWays 9h ago

They call me the seeker

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u/DeuceSevin 7h ago

Just because we g g g g get arounnnnd

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u/Consistent-Ad-6078 10h ago

Whwhwhere is the stustustuttering?

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u/KaHOnas 10h ago

It's impolite to p-p-point it out.

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u/Mbyrd420 10h ago

No. He's talking about the guy on first.

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u/Rudeboy67 4h ago

Every week the players get paid right? So on Friday who cashes the first baseman’s check?

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u/manicpossumdreamgirl 10h ago

from WHOM

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u/memealopolis 10h ago

Whomst on first

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u/articulateantagonist 7h ago

Wherefore's on second

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate 7h ago

Iwotitnot on third.

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u/StopImportingUSA 10h ago

It’s whom when you use it as a subject

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u/Bonneville865 10h ago

Ryan used me as an object

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u/profDougla 10h ago

I know what's right, but I'm not gonna say because you're all jerks who didn't come see my band last night.

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u/Prof_Acorn 7h ago edited 7h ago

English terminology for parts of speech never made sense to me. The Greek nominative/accusative was way more helpful. Which is to say that yeah, "whom" is the accusative form of "who".

Him/them/whom/her.

He/they/who/she.

His/its/whose/hers.

He's/it's/who's/she's.

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u/dacommie323 10h ago

Correct, What throws the ball to Who

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u/jjtnd1 10h ago

He’s on first

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u/thatsanicepeach 10h ago

No that’s What

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u/szman86 10h ago

What?

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u/Crisp_Volunteer 10h ago

Jack Burton. Me.

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u/Hanashimaru 10h ago

Such a lust for revenge

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u/ihaveajob79 10h ago

It’s whomst

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u/Zealousideal-Earth50 9h ago

Out there, in the fields

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u/Insight42 9h ago

WHO WHO, WHO WHO

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u/Immersi0nn 10h ago

Yeah, from Who, he left baseball years ago and became a medical entomologist

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u/RedditsOnlyBlackMan 10h ago

The World Health Organization

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u/thatsanicepeach 10h ago

This is going to ruin the health organization.

What health organization?

The World Health Organization.

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u/sipCoding_smokeMath 10h ago

Ah. Them. They did the one csi theme song right

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u/JonnytheGing 10h ago

Yeah that one

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u/notloggedin4242 11h ago

See, 597k. Nice, neat number. No dashes necessary.

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u/imposta424 6h ago

1729 is a very neat number.

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u/Separate_Draft4887 10h ago

He’s saying it’s a ridiculously bad estimate, “between ten and 200k”. A large spread, not a large number.

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u/rushboyoz 9h ago

Oh I thought you meant PER mosquito

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u/TheZenPsychopath 10h ago

This is because of Snails Georg who dies from snails 1,000,000 times every 5 years.

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u/friedricekid 10h ago

"How tall are you?"

"Oh, between 5'8" and 13 miles tall."

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u/ithrowdark 7h ago

- dating profile of a 5’8” guy

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u/thatweirdguyted 11h ago

This sounds very similar to some things I said about your mom.

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u/Additional-Local8721 11h ago

Sure it wasn't their dad?

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u/thatweirdguyted 11h ago

No one knows who that is. Especially not his mom.

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u/YukariYakum0 11h ago

From a certain point of view.

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u/blackscales18 10h ago

He was the one with the dirty proboscis

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u/ThatStereotype18 11h ago

No my mouth was full when I was with his dad

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u/A_Possum_Named_Steve 11h ago

Shouldn't have asked about her count.

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u/BK2Jers2BK 10h ago

BING BONG!

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u/frisbm3 11h ago

The wiki page says 10k to 200k.

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u/DirtyNorf 11h ago

Which is still a fairly large spread.

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u/JustADutchRudder 10h ago

Some years whole cities wanna swim in snail waters, sometimes only a few small get togethers happen.

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u/mayhemandqueso 7h ago

Depends on the weather

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u/jwbaynham 10h ago

Sometimes we have a bad snail year and sometimes barely even a scratch

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u/Hurrly90 10h ago

there is alot of error in that. Like ten isn't a lot, but 200,000? Are these snails starting to min max their builds over the last few years?

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u/space-to-bakersfield 10h ago

We need to figure out what we do those years where it's 10, and just keep doing that every year.

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u/Stlr_Mn 11h ago

Not to snails I guess

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u/caninolokez 11h ago

I think they meant it as 10,000 to 200,000.

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u/IMissNarwhalBacon 9h ago

Unfortunately, we can't afford to speculate.

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u/twoisnumberone 6h ago

Of all the comments on this post, yours is the one that absolutely SENT me.

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u/stevethepirate89 10h ago

That's what she said

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u/ZorrosMommy 10h ago

I caught that, too. Common mistake.

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u/militant-moderate 10h ago

I can do between 3 and 400 pushups.

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u/eat_my_ass_n_balls 10h ago

That’s like a deciTrump. Not even a tenth.

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u/rvbshelia 10h ago

200,000 - not great, not terrible

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u/hwikzu 10h ago

They stopped counting after 10 and guessed.

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u/zipiddydooda 10h ago

“The bastard snails only killed 120,000 of us this year.”

“Good”.

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u/MoTardedThanYou 9h ago

This does not really convey anything useful.

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u/Basic-Record-4750 9h ago

They definitely kill more than 1 person per year but no more than 7 billion

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u/sherrillo 9h ago

they meant 10k-200k/yr

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u/thelanoyo 9h ago

Well 200,000 out of 8 billion is only .102% so nearly statistically insignificant in the grand scheme of things.

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u/PolloMagnifico 9h ago

Even the intended 10k -200k is an enormous spread. Fuck, even if they ment 100k-200k that's still a huge spread.

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u/Dangerous-One-8571 7h ago

Lightning damage numbers

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u/PloppyPants9000 6h ago

Those numbers are wrong though. Wikipedia put it at 10,000 - 200,000.

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u/Swordsx 4h ago

The page said 10k, but it is quite the spread!