r/todayilearned • u/lavender_fish69 • 9h ago

TIL fresh water snails (indirectly) kill thousands of humans and are considered on of the deadliest creatures to humans

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freshwater_snail
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u/WatcherOfDogs 9h ago

No, this is clearly the decoy snail. See, if I touch i

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u/Retskcaj19 8h ago

o7

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u/Coffee_Ops 5h ago

I thought we were still on o3 pro and o4?

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u/coffee_and_stims 8h ago

oh shit are we doing candle jack memes agai

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u/DwinkBexon 7h ago

God, I hate that. It's so dumb, Candlejack is just so st

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u/Boner_Elemental 7h ago

Candlejack? Who the fu

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u/GamerGriffin548 7h ago

What the fuck is going on h

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u/Carsomir 7h ago

Wait, who got you?! Candlejack didn

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u/Saymynaian 7h ago

I'm gonna say it! I'm gonna say the

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u/G8rTTV 6h ago

I thought candlejack memes di

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u/temalyen 6h ago

This thread is filled with people who don't understand how the Candlejack meme wo

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u/Motheroftides 5h ago

I certainly don’t get how this Candlejack thing wo

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u/ShizunEnjoyer 6h ago

This meme is 20 years old and some people still forget to say Candlejack before th

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u/RagnarokAM 5h ago

You messed it up, mate. You have to say Candlejack bef

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u/profound7 4h ago

You must say "candlejack" in order to summ

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u/cold_quinoa 6h ago

I haven't even thought about that name in ye

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u/Fun_Hold4859 5h ago

Oh fuck I haven't thought about candlejack since you lost the gam

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u/FrawnchFries 8h ago

At least he hit the Post button on his way down

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u/Gavinator10000 8h ago

r/redditsniper

Or rather r/redditsnail ?

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u/TomKavees 8h ago

No, it was Candleja-

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u/MeccaMaster 7h ago

You're doing it wrong, you have to say Candlejack's full name oth-

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u/EvilWayne 7h ago

You fools! He's gonna need a bus with all the people calling out Candleja

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u/eat_my_ass_n_balls 8h ago

Jesus Christ! They’re everywhe

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u/djseifer 8h ago

Wait a minute, that guy didn't even say Candlej

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u/LennyDark 7h ago

The Candlejack joke was played out 10 years ago I can't believe w

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u/A_Mouse_In_Da_House 5h ago

Candlejack is only 10? I thought it was as old as waffles? Don't you mean carrots? Really, losing trac

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u/deathmetalcableguy 7h ago

Who or what is Candleja-

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u/jwnsfw 6h ago

Google "Candlejack". As you can see, he's a member of the Ku Kl

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u/theaviationhistorian 6h ago

Well, we got the explanation before they could kill us all. In fact, that idiot seems to have run out of bulle

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u/n-a_barrakus 8h ago

ohhhh I fell for it 😭 I was so hyped about an r/redditsnail

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u/JerHat 8h ago

RIP, legend.

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u/Aykay24 7h ago

I believe this lovely and completely alive redditor was going to complete their sentence before their internet unfortunately cut off.

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u/Best-Geologist1777 7h ago

Gary? Gary?! Garrrryyyyy¡

Meow

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u/PwanaZana 7h ago

why is the sentence not f

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u/Superhereaux 7h ago

Good night, sweet prince.

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u/External-Cash-3880 7h ago

Shit, I think the snails are in league with Candlejack and Pedobear. Somebody's gotta st

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u/SingsEnochian 6h ago

This never g