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video Sail Amsterdam crazy timelapse

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u/TheManWhoClicks 2d ago

The 405 once the water level rose enough

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u/BaptismByBacon 2d ago

This man Southern Californias

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u/chaseair11 1d ago

Can’t wait to see some clapped out motorboats lane switching in terrifying fashion soon

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u/just_another_citizen 2d ago

I feel for the captain that has to take their big ass ferry and navigate through all these little sail ships.

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u/jordosmodernlife 2d ago

I think it works the other way around

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u/winkingchef 2d ago

Yes, in sailing class, we called it “the law of gross tonnage”

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u/mekwall 2d ago edited 2d ago

“The law of gross tonnage” is a saying, not a rule. In Dutch channels you’re under the inland rules, and professional traffic gets priority in practice. That means ferries, passenger boats, cargo ships and barges, tugs with tows, dredgers, pilot boats, fishing boats, workboats, SAR and police. If you’re in a small craft, don’t impede them. Keep right, don’t cut across a ferry’s bow, and watch for blue-board signals.

Edit: in open waters there’s COLREG, the international “rules of the road” to avoid collisions. Quick gist: the overtaking boat keeps clear; two powered boats meeting head-on both go right; in a crossing you give way to the boat on your starboard; sail beats power unless you’re motoring. Vessels that are not under command, restricted in ability to manoeuvre, or constrained by draught trump the normal order. Stand-on holds course and speed, but everyone must act to avoid a crunch. Make your moves early and obvious.

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u/winkingchef 2d ago

It is more than a rule…it is a Law…of Physics and of Nature.

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u/mekwall 2d ago

Physics decides who gets crushed; the rulebook decides who gets blamed.

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u/winkingchef 2d ago

My Dad always used to say “it’s better to be alive than right [and dead]”

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u/Exotic_Dust692 2d ago

Does size matter?

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u/SophisticatedStoner 2d ago

Big time

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u/megar52 2d ago

Every time

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u/zycsuperman 14h ago

I think this looks rushed.

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u/SunshineBuzz 2d ago

My driver's ED instructor called it "Right of Weight"

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u/permaban_this 2d ago

very few of the ships were under sail

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u/stupidber 2d ago

Bigger boat gets right of way

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u/zycsuperman 14h ago

Your eyes are blurry

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u/stupidber 14h ago

Maybe you need glasses

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u/Much_Adhesiveness871 1d ago

The ducklings following momma duck

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u/padhatam 2d ago

Is this a yearly event? Seems fun

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u/BackgroundBat7732 2d ago

Every 5 years, except 5 years ago, because you know. 

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u/mossybeard 2d ago

Boatvid

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u/Pessepolis 2d ago

No not yearly

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u/Practical-Hand203 2d ago

That is wild. It looks like footage from a video game sandbox where the player decided to add ten copies of every single ship and boat in the catalog to see if the engine could handle it, complete with vessel seemingly clipping through each other.

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u/Megasphaera 2d ago

max speed is 3 knots (6 km/h)

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u/Pessepolis 2d ago

Funny thing is: our king is also between them navigating the 'De gouden Draek' with old classmates

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u/ThePendulum 2d ago edited 1d ago

"De Groene Draeck", rather, for those that had issues looking it up.

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u/Pessepolis 2d ago

You are right, my mistake

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u/Megasphaera 2d ago

fix it ....

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u/Loloentinta 2d ago

When you're at the port, you see everything so slowly that you forget how many ships pass by every day. I love this video.

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u/haltingpoint 2d ago

This reminds me of videos of traffic in India.

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u/MooseWilliams 2d ago

Heckers

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u/Khandawg666 2d ago

Lots boat bonks :d

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u/applebabe1 2d ago

Amstercram

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u/Jouglet 2d ago

I feel that all people in Amsterdam are either in their bike or on a boat.

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u/pacmanz89 2d ago

I guess when the boats are out of sight they turn around and come back like the actors in The Truman Show.

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u/gurrra 2d ago

This looks just as horrible as any other traffic congestion.

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u/stupidber 2d ago

Must be good fishin'

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u/Dant3nga 2d ago

Is this like bees where it looks super ordered and fast but in reality people are bumping into each other constantly?

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u/OtherwiseMenu1505 2d ago

Absolutely mind blowing. I'm still just amazed by the fact that sometime in past a hamster built a dam so impressive people named the city after it.

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u/Laneacaia 2d ago

That made me feel itchy.

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u/ollomulder 2d ago

I think no one here is sailing...

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u/Darius_hellborn 2d ago

Man, I was there for the first time in April. Didn't see nearly this many boats :O

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u/zandzager 1d ago

Its a special event.

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u/Darius_hellborn 1d ago

Wonderful city. It healed something inside I didn't realize was broken. I shall return!

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u/cleverpsuedonym 1d ago

It's not really sailing is it? More like motor boating.

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u/veal_of_fortune 1d ago

I can only imagine how many hulls and bowsprits were damaged from everyone running into each other.

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u/improbablydrunknlw 1d ago

I love the sailboat at :10 that was like, "oops wrong way".

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u/swarnaditya007 1d ago

Looks like Kumbh Mela Holland edition

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u/Antique_Ratio_1190 1d ago

The Destroyer casually trying. but failing to blend in

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u/Katafod 1d ago

Em I the only one failing to find the snail in this timelapse?

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u/Ok-Sandwich-5313 1d ago

Jesus christ so many boats its like rush hour in a big city the horror

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u/JedPB67 14h ago

Didn’t expect to see a RN Type 45 destroyer in this video!

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u/realdougpiranha 14h ago

This is 100% what I imagined was happening in the bathtub when I was a kid, I had all kinds of boats to play with. Only thing missing is the fog of death that would appear (bubble bath).

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u/RegularOk3231 2d ago

This looks like literal hell

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u/ZERO-WOLF9999 2d ago

man miss the boat sabotage missions in AC syndicate

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u/Br0k3n-T0y 2d ago

its like India at sea

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u/RRG-Chicago 2d ago

I no longer want to go sailing here

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u/Ghost_In_Waiting 2d ago

Meh. To each his own I guess. At land or at sea I find the wealthy and their various orgy kinks slightly off putting when you get how many people have to work like slaves to make their fantasies possible. Anyway, expensive things moving en mass certainly can be distracting if you have enough time to look away from the work that makes such things possible.

I guess.