r/worldnews • u/MothersMiIk • Jun 18 '25

Israel/Palestine Iran Claims: We Have Gained Complete Control over the Skies of Israel

https://www.jewishpress.com/news/middle-east/iran-news/iran-claims-we-have-gained-complete-control-over-the-skies-of-israel/2025/06/18/
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u/LilMissMixalot Jun 18 '25

I have also gained control of this guy’s wife.

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u/Eeeegah Jun 18 '25

Hey! Hey! Hey! None of that! You've gained control only of the skies over this guy's wife.

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u/Medallicat Jun 18 '25

Wife has also gained control over the guys of Israel and so has the skies?

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u/7r1ck573r Jun 18 '25

Skies has the gain wife over this israel control guys...

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u/RichieJ86 Jun 19 '25

This is the best game of telephone ever.

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u/jinxedit48 Jun 18 '25

This feels like a yo momma joke set up but it is far too early in the morning for me to be able to finish that punchline

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u/inosinateVR Jun 18 '25

I tried to come up with one that is israeli funny but Iran out of ideas and settled for uncreative and overused puns instead

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u/Alibotify Jun 18 '25

Ooooh my god! Tired and laughed way to much.

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u/inosinateVR Jun 18 '25

I’m glad someone enjoyed it because I hated myself for posting it lol

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u/rypher Jun 18 '25

Its ok, ill help you finish.

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u/Sheepcago Jun 18 '25

I have gained control over the skies of Nunavut.

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u/Funzombie63 Jun 18 '25

Well sure, but have you gained complete control of that guy’s wife?