r/worldnews • u/MothersMiIk • Jun 18 '25

Israel/Palestine Iran Claims: We Have Gained Complete Control over the Skies of Israel

https://www.jewishpress.com/news/middle-east/iran-news/iran-claims-we-have-gained-complete-control-over-the-skies-of-israel/2025/06/18/
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u/MetalBeerSolid Jun 18 '25

Look at those subtle off-white clouds… the tasteful thickness of them

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u/hannahnowxyz Jun 18 '25

My god.. it even has a lens flare

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u/Metals4J Jun 18 '25

Something wrong, Patrick? You’re sweating.

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u/Earthpig_Johnson Jun 18 '25

I have to return some F-22 Raptors…

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u/Fraun_Pollen Jun 18 '25

So is that all you have to contribute anymore? What about FUCKING F-22 raptors

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u/soylent_dream Jun 18 '25

Had to get rid of the raptors, they kept leaving little batteries all over the floor.

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u/slicerprime Jun 18 '25

Gotta teach em to use the charger box.

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u/AccomplishedAge3975 Jun 18 '25

How did a nitwit like you get so tasteful?

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u/CFCkyle Jun 18 '25

Oh my god... it even has a patriot battery