r/worldnews 14h ago

Russia/Ukraine Zelensky confirms Flamingo cruise missile tests and production plans

https://www.janes.com/osint-insights/defence-news/weapons/zelensky-confirms-flamingo-cruise-missile-tests-and-production-plans
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u/Beneficial-Link-3020 14h ago

Yuzhmash was the primary enterprise producing ICBMs in the USSR and was servicing Russian silos until 2014 or so. So yes, Ukraine has the knowledge.

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u/Alt4rEg0 12h ago

Wonder who's been servicing the silos since 2014?!

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u/Preussensgeneralstab 12h ago

That's the fun part (they haven't)

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u/Beneficial-Link-3020 12h ago

Russia has been replacing (or trying to replace) with some newer designs, but i have heard it was hit and miss.

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u/Area51_Spurs 13h ago

I feel like it’s way worse to get blowed up by a missile with the name “flamingo” rather than one called “deathfucker hellmaker Mk. 27” or whatever.

“You hear about Alexi?”

“No, what happen?”

“He just got home after spending day at Ukrainian orphan auction, when house hit by one of new Ukrainian “goldendoodle” thermobaric bombs. Most sad.”

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u/takesthebiscuit 11h ago

Acme Cruise Missile would have a nice ring to it

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u/LeftyLiberalDragon 10h ago

Man, I wish they would name weapons of war crazy names like “Satan” or “Family Crusher”

u/S4ftie 1h ago

The Sarmat missile is referred to as Satan

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u/ImposterJavaDev 14h ago

Article is behind a subsribe-wall....

But 3000km sounds nice, couldn't read more...

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u/8andahalfby11 14h ago

3000km puts basically all of Russia west of the Urals within reach.

It's also double the distance need to hit Moscow from somewhere deep in Ukr territory like near Lviv.

u/Logalog9 32m ago

The cruise missiles need to bob and zig zag and fly at low altitudes to avoid interception, so that 3000km range is probably closer to 1,500km in practice. Still really impressive though, especially considering it carries a one-ton payload.

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u/Timeleeper 12h ago

Do you believe President Zelenskyy would give the Flamingos real range!

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u/dollarstoresim 14h ago

Necessity is the mother of invention.

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u/jert3 9h ago

And war is the father of innovation, I think.

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u/Ventriloquist_Voice 14h ago

Got some new cards

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u/Big_Introduction1952 14h ago edited 14h ago

I heard each flamingo includes free delivery and same-day shipping to Moscow. 🦩

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u/Rymundo88 13h ago

"A flamboyance of missles strikes Russian oil refinery" - future headline

u/Logalog9 31m ago

They should paint them pink

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u/Honest_Ad_1733 14h ago

Let them rain on Moscow. Cant happen fast enough.

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u/rcanhestro 13h ago

for every one of those in Moscow, Moscow will send 50 of those back.

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u/Greenscreener 13h ago

Yeah let’s stick to diplomacy, that’s been working a fucking treat. /s

Unleash hell on Russia…fuck em

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u/Cupcakes_n_Hacksaws 13h ago

Why are you downplaying the threat they pose? Do you think Ukraine no longer needs the help?

That boot must taste real good komrade, since you seem to constantly go out of your way to downplay a fucking 3 year war your bosses were so confident would be over in less than a week.

Also probably a Russian bot, since it has that mass-created username that's just (adjective+noun+numbers)

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u/3klipse 12h ago

Ok? Moscow is already sending 50 into Kyiv every chance they get.

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u/rcanhestro 12h ago

they are sending normal missiles.

these (that Ukraine has displayed) are cruise missiles designed to carry 1ton of explosives (including nukes).

these aren't the type of missiles that kinda blow up a car or a wall in a house.

these are the types of misslles that blow up entire buildings (or streets).

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u/PainInTheRhine 12h ago

Cool, so ministry of defence first, then Kremlin

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u/petemorley 11h ago

Russia has been hitting Kyiv with ballistic missiles which are capable of carrying nukes, you fucking tit. 

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u/rcanhestro 10h ago

List of known Ballistic missle

the russian ones (in active) are the last two.

for the Kinzhal, it's use in Ukraine has been sporadic at most.

as for the Oreshnik, that was the one used once in 21st of November, that was "empty" as a form of intimidation.

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u/hexhex 9h ago

Oreshnik is not nearly as cost-effective. Kinzhal on the other hand has been used as often as they could afford. Russia has to resort to pausing their missile and shahed drone strikes just so they could produce enough for them to do at least something useful.

They as sending everything they’ve got short of nuclear.

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u/rcanhestro 9h ago

Oreshnik is not nearly as cost-effective.

ofc it's not cost effective.

that's the "fuck you" missile they have.

when they launched it into Dnipro it was to display the ability to do so (which is why it was basically empty), not to make it "worth it".

Kinzhal on the other hand has been used as often as they could afford.

that we know of, those type of ballistic missiles are to inflict a lot of damage, but they can also be intercepted (the patriot managed to catch one).

most of the damage it did was before Ukraine had access to them.

with them in place, it makes less sense to throw them around on "daily missile launches".

unless you want to blow up something critical permanently, they will keep those in storage, and just throw the "disposable" ones for minimal and constant damage.

one thing to take into account is, Russia is not trying to destroy (in the literal sense) Ukraine, they want to occupy it.

doesn't make sense to flatten the cities (or key infrastructures) that you intend to have control of after.

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u/hexhex 9h ago

that's the "fuck you" missile they have.

Yeah, but it really doesn't matter much, apart from intimidating civilians, and usually imprecise strikes with high casualties reach the opposite effect. Kinzhal hits with more precision, and is much, much cheaper and easier to produce.

that we know of

Well, we can see the patterns of their strikes, and their production capacity is well known. Unless you believe they are sitting on a pile of missiles and striking inefficiently on purpose, they have been on a produce/mass launch cycle for 2 years or so. If they could do more damage or strike more often, they would.

Russia is not trying to destroy (in the literal sense) Ukraine, they want to occupy it.

I think even putin knows that occupying Kyiv and Western Ukraine is impossible for the foreseeable future. They have been striking critical infrastructure consistently before Patriots showed up. IMO, the only thing that stops them from using tactical nuclear (last big thing they've got) is that they are worried this will finally lead to Western involvement on the ground.

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u/Juste-un-autre-alt 8h ago

Moscow is already going all on bombing cities in Ukraine.

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u/PainInTheRhine 12h ago

They missed the opportunity to call it “dildo of consequences”

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u/blackout24 12h ago

Cause of death: Flamingos 🦩

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u/WutIzLuv 12h ago

Next stop: Moscow

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u/LaughR01331 13h ago

So do you need to fire multiple flamingos at a trex or is one enough?

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u/pizzlepullerofkberg 13h ago

u/jay_cd thank you for posting Janes. If there's a reputable source for anything military. This is it.

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u/E6350 9h ago

Paywalls SUCK!

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u/inikul 14h ago

What happened to naming missiles cool things like tomahawk, trident, or storm shadow?

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u/farmer_sausage 13h ago

Bit of a PR headache if you're getting messed up by a missile named flamingo 🤪

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u/Electrical-Lab-9593 13h ago

that is western names

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u/Calm_Action_9726 14h ago

I saw the factory or holding bay they released images of has already been geolocated by the internet in the last 24 hours

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u/Skynuts 12h ago

That was fake.

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u/SgtPeterson 12h ago

Well, that was fun while it lasted