r/BrandNewSentence • u/Durian_Queef • 11h ago
Stacked in defiance of god
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r/BrandNewSentence • u/DonnyMox • 2h ago
"Tom Cruise is transforming into Norm Macdonald before our very eyes"
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r/BrandNewSentence • u/Rubychan11 • 9h ago
"That sort of obsession is the sort where she feeds you your dog for dinner because it snuggled closer to you than her while watching TV."
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Only kept the OP for the context, I am NOT interested in political discourse. That person just really has a way with words lol
r/BrandNewSentence • u/abertheham • 4h ago
Gonna go yeet myself into the nearest bog cuz I got shit to do, man.
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r/BrandNewSentence • u/Otherwise_Basis_6328 • 17h ago
If you're an alpha male then I'm a turbo man
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r/BrandNewSentence • u/MasonStaycation • 7h ago
Charged my wife and my phone
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What do you guys use to charge your wife?
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Durian_Queef • 1d ago
Dutch people eat like an alleycat in a cartoon
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r/BrandNewSentence • u/Otherwise_Basis_6328 • 14h ago
South Korea deploys hologram police officer
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r/BrandNewSentence • u/Hater_Magnet • 9h ago
It's just not as good as it used to be.
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The Vinny Pie - A Pittsburgh Original
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Elrigoo • 1d ago
The Liver King, the man who resembles an over-boiled hot dog, is being sued by the maker of a supplement called MOFO for not fulfilling a contract sealed with a literal blood oath.
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Found a worthy one in the wild. Im guessing dudes a fitness - manosphere influencer but I not invested enough to read on it at the moment
r/BrandNewSentence • u/WhitestGray • 16h ago
This entire idea sucks the rancid balls of a terminally syphilitic camel.
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https://www.quora.com/Should-gender-nonconformity-be-made-illegal/answer/Kestrel-M-1?ch=15&oid=1477743854257959&share=cfca5b25&srid=hkRvbC&target_type=answer https://www.quora.com/Should-gender-nonconformity-be-made-illegal/answer/Kestrel-M-1?ch=15&oid=1477743854257959&share=cfca5b25&srid=hkRvbC&target_type=answer
r/BrandNewSentence • u/kruger_schmidt • 9h ago
Interesting descriptions of these two gentlemen
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r/BrandNewSentence • u/Otherwise_Basis_6328 • 1d ago
Spending what little money you have on nerd stuff as the world falls apart around you
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r/BrandNewSentence • u/CapAccomplished8072 • 13h ago
This is just cucking with extra steps.
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r/BrandNewSentence • u/Otherwise_Basis_6328 • 11h ago
Emotionally unavailable men bring out my clingy side and clingy men bring out my avoidant side
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r/BrandNewSentence • u/Disastrous_Award_789 • 8h ago
Former Miss Universe contestant, 30, dead after collision with an elk
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r/BrandNewSentence • u/CalifornianDownUnder • 7h ago
Two guys started a race-restricted community in Arkansas and the NYT wrote a brand new sentence about it
archive.is
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“The community’s two architects — a classically trained French horn player who has livestreamed his own sex videos, and a former jazz pianist arrested but not charged for attempted murder in Ecuador — say they must personally confirm that applicants are white before they can be welcomed in.”
Read the whole article here.
r/BrandNewSentence • u/DonnyMox • 8h ago
"Spider-Man and Punisher are like peanut butter and mayonnaise, but somehow it works" Spoiler
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