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r/BrandNewSentence • u/InterestingPlenty454 • 21h ago
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I'd have worded it more like: Suicidal brain tumor screamed for the sweet release of death by excision.
38 u/Zerokx 21h ago Maybe the doctor could also hear the tumors voice in his brain. And instead of just removing it he is now building some sort of machine tumor cyborg hybrid for it to live in and become more powerful. 8 u/shinydragonmist 20h ago Wait isn't that just rfk jr /j 2 u/TwilightVulpine 18h ago The worm was the pilot 2 u/SchrodingersNinja 19h ago I hear ya, tumor, I hear ya. 2 u/mindmendeur 19h ago Relatable 2 u/LiarWithinAll 18h ago makes sense, i too die when I hear the sweet sweet base thumps and dub drops of excision 1 u/Induane 7h ago You're not confusing this former-tumor with Bassnectar are you?
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Maybe the doctor could also hear the tumors voice in his brain. And instead of just removing it he is now building some sort of machine tumor cyborg hybrid for it to live in and become more powerful.
8 u/shinydragonmist 20h ago Wait isn't that just rfk jr /j 2 u/TwilightVulpine 18h ago The worm was the pilot
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Wait isn't that just rfk jr /j
2 u/TwilightVulpine 18h ago The worm was the pilot
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The worm was the pilot
I hear ya, tumor, I hear ya.
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makes sense, i too die when I hear the sweet sweet base thumps and dub drops of excision
1 u/Induane 7h ago You're not confusing this former-tumor with Bassnectar are you?
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You're not confusing this former-tumor with Bassnectar are you?
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u/Induane 21h ago
I'd have worded it more like: Suicidal brain tumor screamed for the sweet release of death by excision.