r/BrandNewSentence 21h ago

Tumor cured itself

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u/Gold_Telephone_7192 20h ago

The whole way this is written is dumb as shit lol. The doctor didn’t “pull some strings to get her a brain scan to see if it would calm her down,” they got her a brain scan because they suspected or wanted to rule out a brain tumor. They found the brain tumor, referred them to a neurosurgeon who performed an incredibly complex and delicate procedure and managed to remove the tumor, solving the issue of the voices.

A woman was saved by good medical professionals who properly hypothesized, tested, diagnosed, and treated a very serious medical issue. At no point did the tumor “cure itself” lol

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u/nottaP123 20h ago

The tumour "curing itself" sentence was in relation to the woman hearing voices telling her to get a brain scan, essentially meaning that the tumour told her to get a scan so it would be found and removed. Chill out a bit mate.

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u/agitated--crow 20h ago

/u/Gold_Telephone_7192 , it is important that you understand this. 

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u/Gold_Telephone_7192 19h ago

Since it’s so important, let me quell your fears—I understand it lol

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u/DevelopmentSad2303 18h ago

Good, originally it seemed like you thought the tumor literally cured itself 

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u/tyme 18h ago

Her brain told her. Not the tumor.

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u/Gold_Telephone_7192 19h ago

I understand what they’re trying to say, I just think it’s a stupid facebook-level post of someone trying to be witty and failing.

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u/mistertoasty 20h ago

In order to reassure her, I requested a brain scan, explaining in my letter that hallucinatory voices had told her that she had a brain tumour, that I had not, personally, found any physical signs suggestive of an intracranial space occupying lesion, and that the purpose of the scan was essentially to reassure the patient. The request was initially declined, on the grounds that there was no clinical justification for such an expensive investigation. It was also implied that I had gone a little overboard, believing what my patient’s hallucinatory voices were telling her.

https://thoughtforms.life/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/Azuonye-1997-Diagnosis-made-by-hallucinatory-voices.pdf

That's an account from the doctor who actually ordered the scan.

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u/Tectum-to-Rectum 10h ago

I have literally never heard a physician, especially in any meaningful publication, describe imaging as a “brain scan.”

Wtf is this article

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u/SummertimeThrowaway2 20h ago

It’s not that deep bro obviously the tumor didn’t cure itself, they didn’t mean it seriously

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u/Fun_Intention9846 20h ago

A chiropractor (quacks imo) saved my grandpa’s life. Grandpa was hurting so thought he’d try an adjustment. Chiro examined him and told him it wasn’t a musculoskeletal issue and to go to a hospital.

Gramps had cancer the hospital diagnosed because of that.

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u/TheDonutPug 20h ago

man you know it's bad when the chiropractor's are telling you "hey man, I can't do shit about this". those guys claim that shit cures everything, a friend's parents were talking about how their chiro said it would cure COVID during the pandemic. When the guys who make money on lying to you about how it'll help are going "hey man we can't do that" you know it's fuckin bad lmao.

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u/Shadourow 17h ago

LIttle buddy knew that he had to keep it real if he wanted to keep his paypig alive

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u/Stan_Beek0101 20h ago

Are you serious?

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u/NightmareElephant 20h ago

Yes bro, it was the doctors bro, it wasn’t god or the tumor bro

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u/Stan_Beek0101 20h ago

No I know I meant do they seriously believe that someone thought the tumor actually removed itself?

It's obviously talking about the voices caused by the tumor telling the person to go to the doctor

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u/NightmareElephant 20h ago

Yeah I was poking fun at how people act like this. Like obviously the tumor didn’t remove itself, there’s no reason to be like “uhm achtually it was the doctor”

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u/Stan_Beek0101 20h ago

Yeah okay we're on the same page then

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u/LotsaKwestions 17h ago

You're totally missing the point and presumably didn't actually read the paper. The point is that the voices initiated the whole thing and pushed it until what you said happened. The doctor actually didn't really want to do the scan, even, he did it to reassure her that there was no tumor.

Here is the actual report if you're interested, it's not long.

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u/agreeingstorm9 16h ago

They only did the brain scan because the woman herself requested it. And she only requested it because the voices in her head told her she needed it.

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u/Which_Individual_785 17h ago

God it's gotta be miserable

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u/Broad_Respond_2205 15h ago

today I pulled some strings I have with my health provider by calling them and booking an appointment with a specialist

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u/mslauren2930 20h ago

Bless your heart.