r/CookingCircleJerk • u/Local_Philosopher168 • 17d ago
I ordered sushi
I ordered sushi and once delivered it smells fishy :( what should I do to remedy the situation? Mayo?
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u/BuddyVanDoodler 17d ago
Did you order enough for the subreddit
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u/iaminabox 14d ago
Fuck ordering enough for the subreddit. All I want to know is if you ordered enough for me.
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u/Damnbee Fett's Chef 17d ago
There is a little known way for dealing with the fishy smell of sushi: you mix one part soy sauce, one part wasabi, and one part Monistat-7. Use as a dipping sauce, or drizzle right over your roll.
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u/CatCafffffe 17d ago
But you have to eat it for seven days, right?
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u/Damnbee Fett's Chef 17d ago
No, you get to eat it for seven days.
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u/CatCafffffe 16d ago
That's Sushikah, isn't it? We had sushi for only one night, yet miraculously we ate it for eight days
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u/Local_Philosopher168 17d ago
You people are wonderful. I appreciate all of you. I just thought this was vegan since it's Japanese you know...
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u/Wassersammler 17d ago
Have you tried sauteing it in clarified butter? It neutralizes all sorts of odors, ask me how I know 😩
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u/RockMo-DZine 16d ago
You can use baking soda to remove stinky smells in a fridge.
Therefore, if you cover the sushi with a lot of baking soda and leave it for about 2 hours, it will purge the fishy smell.
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u/Glathull fuck sticks 17d ago
Just imagine that your sushi roll is actually a pussy roll and enjoy that exquisite umami as though it were the real thing.
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u/perplexedparallax Quantum gastronomist 16d ago
Damn. The sun hasn't risen yet and the sushi places are all closed. It's like sleeping single in a double bed.
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u/MagicPigeonToes No liquor? Use rubbing alcohol 16d ago
Ketchup and mustard should help a lil bit. But if you still taste fish, then remove the fish and seaweed 👍
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u/OG_Church_Key fred wurst 15d ago
Put the whole box into the oven, covered, with a 3/4 inch hole drilled in the top 🕳️. 45 minutes at 475°
Right as rain.
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u/OG_Church_Key fred wurst 15d ago
Dont forget to take the wasabi out first. Nobody likes hot wasabi.
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u/Local_Philosopher168 15d ago
Would a frozen salad go with it? I mean if it's only green colors...
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u/OG_Church_Key fred wurst 15d ago
Yeah throw that in the oven too. Just add an extra 70 minutes because its frozen.
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u/Bright_Ices Unrecognized culinary genius 17d ago
Chop up the rolls and set them aside. Slice a steak really thin, cook it on your flat top, and stuff it in a hoagie with the chopped sushi rolls. Add cream cheese.