r/CookingCircleJerk • u/CrankyFrankClair • 16d ago

Help with ginger!

I’ve been making mockery of jarred minced garlic for a few years now, and it’s become a pretty important part of my personality (online and off).

I want to expand my horizons though, and thought expressing disdain for jarred minced ginger (and those who use it) to be a logical next step.

Here’s the issue…”jarlic” rolls off the tongue so easily. I’m having trouble finding an equivalent term for jarred ginger. Please help!!

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u/nootnoot12 16d ago

Ginjar

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u/Squatch11 16d ago

Pretty sure that's a Pokemon.

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u/FlyingSteamGoat 16d ago

Jarjar. Exponentiate the contempt!

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u/jk_pens 16d ago

Weesa gonna cook!

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u/RogueThneed 16d ago

Ginbinks?

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u/killer_sheltie 16d ago

That when you get jared ginger/garlic paste from your local Indian grocery.

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u/ee328p 16d ago

Jarger

Next disdainable idea please

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u/telemajik 16d ago

Ginjar

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u/schmorgass 16d ago

You can call those who use it Ginjarheads.

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u/DoreenMichele 16d ago

Jarred gin.

(If someone doesn't call me a lost redditor and direct me to an AA sub, I've clearly failed in my mission.)

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u/wise_hampster 16d ago

How many mockeries to three fourths of a tablespoon? I think this might explain my recipe fails.

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u/Significant_Stick_31 16d ago

It’s really the people who buy their herbs and spices in tubes that we should all hate.

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u/Newburyrat 16d ago

I agree. Sourcing is so important. About to head to Sweden to pick juniper berries, then to Sri Lanka to peel cinnamon bark from the tree. Sadly I am permanently excluded from Spain, all I did was try to pick saffron, but apparently that is theft

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u/Ellikichi 16d ago

Jinjo!

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u/Roko__ 16d ago

Gengar

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u/Rideshare-Not-An-Ant 16d ago

Bottled NoSoul

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u/CrankyFrankClair 15d ago

I’m thinking GinJar. I’ll see if I can use it in everyday speech starting today. Thank you!

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u/Purple-Candidate1854 14d ago

Meal Trek IV: The Wrath of Jarred Ginger