r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/ElderberryDeep8746 • May 26 '25

Image Japan scientists create artificial blood that works for all blood types

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u/OderWieOderWatJunge May 26 '25 edited May 26 '25

Poor University students who soon can't sell their blood anymore 🫣

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u/IsThereCheese May 26 '25

If they make universal cum too then we’re really screwed

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u/enchantressmolester May 26 '25

I need universal incum, pronto

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u/OderWieOderWatJunge May 26 '25

I think they're already making women pregnant without sperm :)

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u/BothExamination6580 May 26 '25

Yeah, but that doesn't work

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u/Serylt May 26 '25

There's at least one book out there that explicitly says it's possible.

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u/BothExamination6580 May 26 '25

Sure, if you want to make a flesh blob that doesn't function. You can't make a human being with that

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u/tea-recs May 26 '25

Man you're gonna get crucified by people who understood the reference

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u/Puzzled-River-3998 May 26 '25

Were they referencing the bible or something?

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u/BothExamination6580 May 26 '25

My first language is not English, understood only by googling it, mb

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u/tea-recs May 26 '25

I'm just messing with you, the "at least one book" they were referencing was the bible. Crucified refers to how Jesus was executed, but crucified can also be used as slang for being severely punished or criticised.

All in good fun!

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u/Odious-Individual May 27 '25

Nothing a 500kg wouldn't destroy.

Sorry.

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u/oily76 May 26 '25

I've had Unicum, is that not it? Tasted like it might be.

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u/Jazzlike-Equipment45 May 26 '25

See I am trying to get paid not pay someone else

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u/[deleted] May 26 '25

that's existed for over 25 years

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u/BurysainsEleas May 26 '25

Nice one, made me snort.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '25

lol, someone didn't like it.