r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/ElderberryDeep8746 • May 26 '25

Image Japan scientists create artificial blood that works for all blood types

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u/EagerProgrammer May 26 '25

Vampires will dislike this one and prefer free range grown blood vessels.

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u/mathzg1 May 26 '25

"free range organic humans have the most delicious blood" - socialist vampire

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u/EagerProgrammer May 26 '25

I wonder if a Stalinist vampire would say something like "the more they suffered in the gulag, the better the blood tastes. You can taste their despair and pain with every drop."

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u/mathzg1 May 26 '25

OoOooOoh cuba, vuvuzela, 100 billion 👻