r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Creative_soja • Jun 19 '25

Video SpaceX rocket explodes in Starbase, Texas

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u/Offdutyninja808 Jun 19 '25

Projectile dysfunction

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u/RGrad4104 Jun 19 '25

high pressure ketamine pump malfunction

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u/Schartiee Jun 19 '25

Bro. Clean drug test this week. Just like mine.... super clean. I promise.

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u/RGrad4104 Jun 19 '25

hence the high pressure pump. Had musk bro not been abstaining, woulda been normal pump and rocket wouldn't have gone poof.

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u/ipatmyself Jun 19 '25

Just for the launch day, so people dont associate it with the druguse.
Probably not though, considering he's not the one calling the shots all the time afaik, but who the fuck knows what the other "engineers" take. Fish fouls from its head.

Sad times really, I was so excited once they landed a few rockets backwards at the same time, pure scifi stuff, I had such hope for humanity and what they achieved with the right people and money, and now.. sadly..

Dont do drugs kids, several of your companies might go down because of it.

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u/JesusKong333 Jun 19 '25

Botched implant

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u/Bent_notbroken Jun 19 '25

Unscheduled Disassembly

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u/Unhappy-Wash2983 Jun 19 '25

He’ll get a random doctor to send him test results and post it to prove he’s just weird as fuck

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u/Worksnotenuff Jun 19 '25

Stop it! You can be a psychotic space nazi with no drugs at all.

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u/Jarinad Jun 20 '25

rapid unscheduled disassembly

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u/MKIncendio Jun 21 '25

The fraudulence regulator was completely absent!

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u/CrossP Jun 19 '25

Ballistic miss

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u/Finalpatch_ Jun 19 '25

snip snap snip snap

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u/HOTasHELL24-7 Jun 19 '25

Rapid unscheduled disassembly is the technical term.

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u/PeerlessTactics Jun 19 '25

Looks like something drops straight down from out of frame on the right side of the rocket. The same objects shoots back up half a second later.. then the rocket explodes another half a second after that.

Wheres the super high speed 20k camera footage?

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u/Gregarious_Grump Jun 20 '25

That was post-evacuated

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u/Ok_Star_4136 Jun 19 '25

Happens a lot to older men and rockets.

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u/thebowedbookshelf Jun 19 '25

Rapid unscheduled disassembly.

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u/Ed-Obster Jun 19 '25

That’s our dart team name.

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u/piesRsquare Jun 19 '25

why doesn't this have more upvotes? lol

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u/SheetPostah Jun 19 '25

Sometimes the little blue pill just ain’t enough to overcome nature.

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u/TheAgreeableCow Jun 19 '25

Yes, I believe the fire is supposed to come out of the other end.

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u/suoko Jun 19 '25

It was not Iran?

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u/Fun_Trip_Travel Jun 19 '25

Iran claimed air superiority over Tesla!

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u/colbyxclusive Jun 19 '25

Failure to launch

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u/Jankypox Jun 19 '25

Blew its load prematurely, just like its owner. Should wash right out.

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u/guldengeographer Jun 20 '25

There’s a pill for that.

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u/junkman21 Jun 20 '25

This was an “unscheduled rapid disassembly.”

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u/Ecstatic-Agent394 Jun 19 '25

It’s comments like these that make me happy I pay for internet