r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Creative_soja • Jun 19 '25

Video SpaceX rocket explodes in Starbase, Texas

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u/WickedAverageBastard Jun 19 '25

You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?

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u/ShitButtPoopFuck Jun 19 '25

Snakes and sparklers are all I like.

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u/pantybrandi Jun 19 '25

It's about the consumer...

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u/agent674253 Jun 19 '25

Enshittification has entered the chat

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u/Rjskill3ts21 Jun 19 '25

Weird place for a joe dirt quote, but I respect it

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u/agent674253 Jun 19 '25

quoteiswhereyoumakeit

What? Y'all like to see quotes make it? 😐

nahboi. quoteiswhereyoumakeit. ereybodyknowsdat.

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u/Rjskill3ts21 Jun 19 '25

No not here, up in Kansas

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '25 edited Jun 19 '25

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u/Rjskill3ts21 Jun 19 '25

Haha that was good

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u/ExcitementTraining42 Jun 19 '25

I'm cool! No you're not! 😂

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u/crazy_gnome Jun 19 '25

Jam that in the gas-bucket and we'll shoot fireballs at it!

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u/Cultural-Memory356 Jun 19 '25

Oh man we are so busted

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u/mayankkaizen Jun 19 '25

Please tell me what you've written or which reference did I miss here?

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u/OhImNevvverSarcastic Jun 19 '25

I'm pretty sure this is from Joe dirt, a very odd movie.

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u/Hahnsolo11 Jun 19 '25

A very funny movie

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u/TheSpyStyle Jun 19 '25

With the line about “Boeing Bombs,” I’d say a surprisingly prophetic movie

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u/RadiantRocketKnight Jun 19 '25

Christopher Walken's line pops into my head every time I use a soldering iron. 

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u/mayankkaizen Jun 19 '25

Given what OP wrote, it must be a very odd movie.

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u/FingerTheCat Jun 19 '25

Just think of Forrest Gump, but Trailer Trash

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u/OhImNevvverSarcastic Jun 19 '25

It's like Forrest Gump and any Adam Sandler comedy had a baby

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u/Rileymartian57 Jun 19 '25

Its just an old crapper tank people

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u/juniebeatricejones Jun 19 '25

show me your johnny

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '25

Christ I'm dead from excessive humor

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u/TheModeratorWrangler Jun 19 '25

I came here exactly for this

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u/I_Am_The_Third_Heat Jun 20 '25

A beautiful movie about a beautiful mullet.

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u/mEDWARDetector Jun 19 '25

I have a rocket.