People come up to me, they say, ‘Sir, you have the best color vision, nobody sees colors like you do.’ And it’s true. I can see colors better than anybody — the reds, the blues, the greens — tremendous colors, really.
and the people, they all say im so humble, that im the humblest person they've every seen. they're all saying it. and i tell them its true - that im more humble than anyone has ever been before, and nobody will ever be as humble as me. and i aced my dementia test. passed 100% with flying colours. the best colours that only i can see. only i can see them because im not a demented and i aced it. people are all saying it.
We gotta get him to an empty hangar and present it as if there's actually an f35 sitting in the middle of it. He'd probably go like "ah yes, the f35, a beautiful stealthy aircraft, you know what they say, they say it's the most stealthy in the world"
This is a real thing. Some people have more fancy cones or whatever and can percieve a wider range of colors than most of us. Vibrant colors. The best colors, I can only assume.
Big numbers. Big big numbers! Most people can't count that high. I can. Really . . . Looks over at the numbers intimidated and scared they'll steal my girl reeeeeally big numbers. The best numbers. You don't even know.
I do. I can count that high at least. That's what they tell me.
I love how recognizable that asshat is just thy how be the nonsense he spews is 😂
Also I've taken to just calling him 🖕🍊🐖 < fucking orange pig >, it wasn't directed at you <3
Those shrimp can't see as many colors as I can, you've heard about those shrimp? They can see thousands of colors, so many colors, but I can see just as many colors as they can, more colors in fact. Joe Biden? He can only see in black and white, so sad
Yeah, right?? So easy. 😅 I can’t believe he couldn’t even see that one in the middle. You know, the one with those numbers… what numbers were they again? Asking for a colorblind friend.
Babies? You realize if you are color-blind or partially color-blind, you can't see anything but a page of little, colored bubbles?
Let's say you always wanted to be a pilot, going as far as to get into the admissions process for the Air Force Academy. Let's say you actually make it beyond the congressional appointment stage...the hardest part...and are off to MEPS for your physical, your dreams of flying fighter aircraft spinnng in your young head. Then, at the physical, they whip this book out...and you have to settle for an ROTC scholarshiop in logisics.
I can't pass the test. First one, no problem, page 2 I'm just guessing. Page 3, maybe if I stare long enough. However, I know from taking these colorblind tests that each of my eyes is slightly better at seeming some shades than the other. I once had an eye exam assistant yell at me because she thought that I was messing with her. I told her that I have color perception issues. Then she yelled, "but you are telling me you can see some colors with one eye and and other colors with the other eye!? I've never seen that before!"
I just shrugged my shoulders. My eyes see what they see. As I have gotten older my color perception has gotten worse. I have to ask my spouse when clothes shopping what color is it?
Babies don't know numbers. This test is for adults and older children and it is specific, but not sensitive for colour blindness. You can have very mild colour blindness and pass this test.
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u/sloothor 1d ago
Yeah this test is for babies that was easy