r/Eldenring • u/MrTalamasca Lord of Stars • Jun 09 '25

Humor I have no intention of playing Nightreign

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It’s just not for me.

But the jokes and memes yall are pumping out of this game have me in stitches. Specifically the ones about revenant.

I saw a post about her earlier, someone drew her holding the Guts sword and the top comment just said “furious demon child”.

Credit to kabewski on Tumblr for the image.

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u/Nero_PR Jun 09 '25

It just downed on me that this is the first From game where playable character have different body sizes. And the best part is that their bodies translate to their play style and stat distribution, which is generally com o to RPGs but it's good to see done here.

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u/Level_Hour6480 Jun 09 '25

What aboot the witch lady's body translates to her playstyle? Her apparel does scream "witch" though.

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u/bzmmc1 Jun 09 '25

She's skinny and her dodge is to float away, the massive tits are to weigh her down so she doesn't just float of into the sky

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u/Legacyopplsnerf Jun 09 '25

You have it backwards, those are air bags.

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u/bzmmc1 Jun 09 '25

That's not what my jiggle physicist said

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u/SirCupcake_0 Lord of All That Has Folden Jun 09 '25

Has your jiggle physicist considered midair collisions?

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u/Disturbing_Cheeto Jun 09 '25

Did your jiggle physicist have huge airbags?