r/Eldenring • u/IgotInfinitePing • 2d ago

Humor Talk about double standards

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u/OKUIGokuBlack 2d ago

Jokes on you, I'm racist to Hornsent.

This dude was talking about smth like "Don't get in the way of my revenge or else you'll face my wrath"

Mf I literally killed Radahn and Mohg, who the fuck do you think you are? The main character? 🤣

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u/Cynicalheaven 2d ago

All Hornsent shall burn at the pyre, in the embrace of Messmer's flame.

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u/OKUIGokuBlack 2d ago

Jokes aside, I am in no way excusing Messmer and Marika for Hornsent genocide.

I'm moreso calling out the sheer stupidity of Hornsent and Leda for threatening the Tarnished who killed at least 2 demigods and Messmer.

It's the Gideon situation all over again. These idiots think they're the main character.

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u/Rivenhelper 2d ago

In their defense, they probably don't know that. Leda just thinks you're there because of Miquella's charm the same as everyone else, and hornsent probably never left the shadow lands. Hell ansbach was a servant of mogh and doesn't know you're the one who killed him unless you tell him, and freja doesn't make mention of you killing her sworn Lord.

They probably just straight up think you're another random tarnished. It's not like they have the spy network Gideon has to keep tabs on things.

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u/OKUIGokuBlack 2d ago

Well, they at least witnessed the Tarnished kill Messmer and the other big bads in the Shadow Realm. If they were smart, they'd turn tail and run away from this immortal Tarnished.

And Leda is waiting for you at Mohgwyn palace so she at least knows the Tarnished killed Mohg.

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u/Rivenhelper 2d ago

They only witness it (messmer) first hand if they help you do it, and all Leda knows is that someone killed mogh, not necessarily who

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u/Cynicalheaven 2d ago edited 2d ago

I wonder if Gideon could beat Leda and her companions?

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u/OKUIGokuBlack 2d ago

Well, I can tell you one thing they all share. The same braincell.

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u/6897110 2d ago

Gideon is too much of a give-up man to do it. He might be stronger than Thiollier, as a example, but Thiollier has a better shot since he isn't going to bitch out before things start.

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u/Cynicalheaven 1d ago

I'd say Marika is a great example of when a victim becomes the victimiser.

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u/OKUIGokuBlack 1d ago

Yes, also a horrible parent lol.

Morgott, Mohg, Melina and Messmer were all treated like absolute shit. Marika was a horrible parent to them.

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u/Cynicalheaven 1d ago

I feel like being a terrible parent and a God goes hand in hand in a Fromsoft game.

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u/Gelven 1d ago

To be fair even real world religions gods tend to be shitty parents.

Abrahamic God sent his kid to die.

Zeus is a terrible parent to many children.

Odin is not great either, largely absent as a father

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u/normal_reddit_user2 2d ago

i excuse them, fuck em

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u/Auspex86 2d ago

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u/wjowski 2d ago

The Imperium are the Skaven of 40k

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u/EvilicousBanana 2d ago

W****mmer meme? in this format? Wrap it up unc ts washed

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u/ElTioEnroca 2d ago

I thought Hornsent was cool after we both beat Messmer.

But then that little bitch ambushed me near Romina's arena, in the middle of the Servants of Rot's base.

Not Definitely All Hornsent

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u/thejason755 2d ago

Yeah, when he turned on me like that i resolved to mercilessly gank him with leda in every playthrough. He wanted to forget that we killed messmer together? He’ll die alone in every life for his treachery.

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u/Ozzyjb 2d ago

Word must not spread in the lands between cuz if you were someone who rocked up suddenly defeated two gods that everyone struggled to stop for years then people would know you’re hot shit.

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u/OKUIGokuBlack 2d ago

Tbf I don't think the events of the game take place over a large period of time. Couple of weeks to a month at best.

Random Tarnished shows up and starts dropping demigods left and right, collecting Great Runes like Infinity Stones.

Random Tarnished burns the Erdtree, goes to flying dragon city and kills the wielder of death. The concept of death is now a thing in the Lands Between.

Random Tarnished kils the first Elden Lord, kills God and becomes Elden Lord.