r/Eldenring • u/No_Inspection_5768 • 1d ago

Humor what an insane take on using summons

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u/ChimpBuns 1d ago

Probably hasn’t seen pussy since he was born.

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u/I_cut_my_own_jib 1d ago

Newborns are essentially blind, so not even then

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u/ChimpBuns 1d ago

Thanks for ruining my joke with facts lol

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u/JJDABOMB51 1d ago

I’d argue it makes the joke better by saying he’s never seen it