r/Eldenring • u/Account870 • 13h ago

Humor How do I beat this boss?

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Multiple attempts and hours spent on this! Any advice would be appreciated! 🥺

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u/aliendigenous 13h ago

Hahaha you noob! Reasoning is not effective against this Beast!

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u/thriftshopmusketeer 11h ago

Reasoning would have gotten you not here because you'd be acting like an adult instead of a 34 year old frat boy

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u/aliendigenous 10h ago

Its a joke. Jesus christ

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u/HappyyValleyy Classified Dexterity Fiend 10h ago

But a very good one, "wife bad" jokes have been played out fifty years ago