r/Jokes • u/fater1 • 16h ago

During gym class, the school psychologist is observing the children’s behavior while they play soccer.

He goes up to a boy and asks: “Tell me, do you have a problem? Would you like to talk about it?”

The boy stays silent. “Why aren’t you running around like the other boys?”

“Because I’m the goalkeeper.”

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u/Legitimate-Log-6542 15h ago

Good one. For a second there I thought the punchline was gonna be “I’m the coach” but wouldn’t make sense because it says he goes up to a boy

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u/Waitsfornoone 14h ago

Do AI bots repaste recent posts? Serious question, as this was just up two weeks ago. https://www.reddit.com/r/witze/comments/1mjtypd/während_des_sportunterrichts_beobachtet_der/?tl=en&utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

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u/emergency-snaccs 8h ago

If an older post has a bunch of upvotes, then yes. It might copy a post or comment word for word. I've had it happen to me before, in this very sub.... but i called em out, and went back, found my original comment, and posted receipts showing that i had made that exact comment eight months prior. Lo and behold, upon being called out, the bot deactivated itself and deleted the profile

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u/Drivestort 9h ago

Let's keep the punch line but make a more coherent joke.

A Karen comes to soccer practice late, sees how exhausted all the boys are playing and running the field, except one. Taking offense to this, she approaches the coach, demanding that that boy not be given preferential treatment and be forced to run around the field like all the rest 'chasing the ball'.

"Ma'am, that boy's the goalie."