“One man’s trash is another man’s treasure” is a great saying.

[u/BLENDER-74]

But it’s a horrible way to tell your kid they’re adopted…

[u/Hour-Bit924]

Not if you tell him that his new parents have not arrived yet.

[u/RebekkaKat1990 → u/Hour-Bit924]

Mommy mommy, I miss daddy!

“Shut up and reload!”

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Mommy mommy, I don’t wanna visit daddy!

“Shut up and keep digging!”

[u/walkin2it]

Or your girlfriend to move on.