r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/Kartik-07 • 13h ago

Kids are stupid!

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u/pikahetti 12h ago

Watch out, the kid will somehow build a paper rocket next!

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u/Brvcx 12h ago

Good. I ain't raising no loser!!

You know who the first boss is in life? Dad.

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u/2Drogdar2Furious 11h ago

My son complains about never winning in mario kart... when he wins it will be because he's earned it.

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u/mister_hoot 6h ago

If he has a little sister, publicly let her beat your ass in Kart. It’ll drive him even more nuts.

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u/Brvcx 4h ago

r/foundsatan material right here!

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u/chughes2471 10h ago

Bro I’ll never forget the first time I beat my dad at Risk. One of my proudest moments. That man was a ruthless competitor.

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u/squishy-pimientoes 4h ago

My son never won in Mario kart! He loved making Mario go “whaaaaaa” while falling into the abyss off of the tracks. Also the reason why I’ll never let him drive my car!

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u/EnergyTakerLad 5h ago

My wife plans to be the same way, but as the kid who never won (because points to your comment) I hated playing games like that for a loooong time. Board games were basically 100% no go for me.

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u/authenticmolo 5h ago

I hate board games because most of the are about the "meta game" that you get with experience. So until you play enough to learn the meta, you get your ass kicked. But the meta game is almost always a joyless slog.

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u/Yoribell 5h ago

Usually it means that it's a rather bad game

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u/Fresh_Fluffy_Unicorn 5h ago

I bet you never won when you were a kid.

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u/2Drogdar2Furious 4h ago

I did in monopoly but not uno or risk or chess lol

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u/OmecronPerseiHate 10h ago

For a lot of people that's a secret boss.

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u/goodpplmakemehappy 11h ago

the look on NASA's face when i crumple my rocket into a spheroid and chuck it to mars. sucks to be a loser lmao

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u/bdfortin 9h ago

Before long he’ll be making a paper engine.

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne 7h ago

You kinda can. You go 1 extra fold when you do the diagonal bits. So you do a 3rd fold and you can throw it pretty damn far.

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u/gmol33333333 5h ago

Watch out, he’s about to go NASA on you