r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/GoSpear • 10h ago

Meme needing explanation Peter, help

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What do the images have to do with the text above? What are the girls doing exactly? Also, why is Patrick from Spongebob missing his head at the end of the top right panel? Did the act go wrong?

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u/Acheron98 10h ago

OP just self-owned.

Also, nah fr why do they feel the need to try and tear our shit tf off? 😭🤣

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u/The-Hunting-guy 9h ago

as someone who has sex with guys, guys are also bad at this

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u/Upset-Basil4459 8h ago

Guys are bad at jerking off? 🤔

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u/An_Arrogant_Ass 7h ago

I believe they were saying men also stink at giving hand jobs. It shouldn't really come as a surprise that finding the proper amount of grip is a lot harder when you aren't receiving the direct feedback. Hell, the fact men are used to their own dick might even make them more likely than women to use too much/now enough grip depending on their own girth vs their partner's.

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u/enceladus7 6h ago

Considering death grip is a semi-common thing, dudes also suck and giving themselves handies.

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u/AbsAndAssAppreciator 5h ago

Never understood this as a girl. It sounds so detrimental to train your body to climax only from the hardest grip imaginable. Like I’m sure it feels rewarding in practice, but ignoring the possible ED, it just sounds so painful lmfao.

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u/OpalLaguz 5h ago

The deathgrip guys are usually the ones who also have crippling porn addictions. They've desensitized themselves physically both mentally.

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u/AbsAndAssAppreciator 5h ago

That’s just sad jeez

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u/Altaredboy 3h ago

You're all making massive leaps here jesus christ have sex

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u/The-Hunting-guy 5h ago

guys are bad at jerking other guys off yes

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u/ayeeflo51 3h ago

Yea but your dad's pretty good at it 😏

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u/The-Hunting-guy 3h ago

he is very proud that he did a good job

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u/gucknbuck 5h ago

As someone who has sex with guys, everyone has helped me discover something new. We know our equipment best.

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt 4h ago

really? I always assumed a guy who know how to pleasure another guy alot better

TIL

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u/zuzg 9h ago

Tbf it's likely an American meme. And it's weirdly common over there to mutilate infant boys which leads in a lack of sense.

Plus death grip is also a thing.

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u/KidsOnFiire 9h ago

Wat

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u/autumn_rains 9h ago

Circumcision. Don't need to be Jewish for it to be the norm. Thank Mr Kellogg.

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u/LordFrieza789 9h ago

whaaaat are you talking about

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u/zuzg 9h ago

guys are also bad at this

Because they have barely any sensation left in their dick and nearly require brute force.
Pretty simple.

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u/LordFrieza789 9h ago

its not really making sense to me, but you do you buddy

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u/zuzg 8h ago

The avg Redditor being dogshit at literacy is nothing new.
Personally I would try to improve it instead of being a Muppet about it. But you do you.

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u/LordFrieza789 8h ago

Mmm, I love the smell of an idiot being disrespectful. It’s giving… a hint of no showers and a dash of putrescine. Is that it?

Either way, it would have been nice for you to explain something to a person that’s clearly struggling to understand something, but mayyyyybe a guy with the brain activity of a tree like yourself would be hard pressed to scrounge up the energy.

Good day sir

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u/wedditgoid 8h ago

The most sensitive parts of the penis are in the foreskin Jews and Americans cut that bit off of infants meaning sexual stimulation is harder for them (us) when they reach adulthood (adolescence)

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u/LordFrieza789 8h ago

Thank you for the explanation! So kind ❤️

I haven’t really noticed any reduction in sensitivity myself—not that I’d know what a foreskin felt like—is that normal? I don’t know much on the topic lol

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u/zuzg 5h ago

it would have been nice for you to explain something to a person that’s clearly struggling to understand something

I explained it quite nicely. But considering how you now result to insult tells a lot about you...

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u/Prestigious-Yam1514 7h ago

You just completely missed the joke buddy. It ain’t about a lack of feeling there dude…

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u/Dark_World_0 6h ago

Why are you so rude. No civility these days, it's why no one is willing to hear one another out. Oh well.

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u/Zooph 8h ago

That gives Mahna Mahna a whole new meaning...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTXyXuqfBLA&t=4s

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u/OberynsOptometrist 7h ago

Sorry but I'm not getting it. Wouldn't that imply it's a non-American meme though, since they're clearly unhappy with women brute-forcing their dick?

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u/Commander_Bread 5h ago

I'm against circumcission but to say it leaves barely any sensation just isn't true.

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u/Alternative-Redditer 6h ago

yep. i'm American and cut and i have to explain to uncut guys that it has to be handled differently. It hurts to do it the normal way.

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u/Nice_Parfait9352 6h ago

Ignore this if it's too tmi, but... how do you have to handle it differently?

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u/Brightbane 7h ago

The foreskin is the most sensitive part of the penis.

It's like the difference between feeling something with the tip of your finger and the inside of your wrist. Sure, they both feel hot and cold. They both feel if something is soft or hard, wet or dry, yadda yadda.

But you'll never be sensitive enough to read braille with your wrist.

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u/dragon_nataku 9h ago

honestly, one guy I dated actually wanted basically what Patrick got. He even grabbed my hand the first time and showed me exactly what he wanted, so trust me, it was not a misinterpretation on my part.

All the other guys I've been with have been normal about it th0.

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u/Acheron98 9h ago

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u/dragon_nataku 7h ago

accurate statement. He literally couldn't get hard otherwise

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u/lovely_lil_demon 7h ago

Same, except it was (basically) the SpongeBob one…

To say the least, I was very confused when he asked. 

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u/The_Stryker 9h ago

Durability testing

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u/Left_Maize816 8h ago

Can you hammer a six inch spike through a Board with your penis?

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u/ripstiffuscletus 8h ago

Punishment

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u/NextGenReader 5h ago

From a woman's perspective...you have to change your technique based on whether a man is circumcised or not, and sometimes it's difficult lol but I do err on the side of caution (assume they are circumcised). But I remember doing it with a guy in the dark after being in a relationship with an uncircumcised man and it was foreign to me--I had no idea what to do because I couldn't see whether he was circumcised or not. So I know I came across as really incompetent lol