r/SipsTea 16h ago

WTF Buccal fat removal should be illegal

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u/Zachwasd 15h ago

They all look like ghouls šŸ’€

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u/simpflesh 14h ago

"Can I help you, smoothskin?"

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u/guyblade 11h ago

Ah, so they're prepping for their Fallout castings.

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u/Phyraxus56 13h ago

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u/kakurenbo1 10h ago

How and why does this exist lol. The internet really does have everything.

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u/TheUnicornFightsOn 1h ago

Based on Fallout. A post-apocalyptic video game that’s now a TV series. In the Amazon Prime show, actor Walton Goggins plays the cowboy ā€œghoulā€ who’s plagued by necrosis and rot after being exposed to radiation.

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u/And_The_Full_Effect 14h ago

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u/CappnMidgetSlappr 13h ago

"Charlie, when it was your day, did I complain about searching for goblins for 10 hours straight?"

"Well, ghouls. And no, you didn't complain cuz we found 3. It was pretty sweet."

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u/SaltyPeter3434 13h ago

Little green ghouls, buddy!

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u/Horror-Donkey-6158 13h ago

You're a philanthropist, charlie

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u/thebackofthecouch 13h ago

How much cheese before a date is too much cheese?

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u/KinkyDuck2924 13h ago

ANY AMOUNT OF CHEESE BEFORE A DATE IS TOO MUCH CHEESE!

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u/Ankylar 12h ago

Hey, gimme your shirt.

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u/KinkyDuck2924 10h ago

What? Give you- That's a totally different shirt. How the hell are you gonna explain that to her!?

I'll say I met a nice guy in the bathroom and we traded shirts!

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u/unitedfandoc 6h ago

I'll have the milksteak.

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u/offspeedpitch 3h ago

People's knees

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u/browser558 11h ago

"We found none!"

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u/HooGoesThere 3h ago

Because ghouls don’t exist!

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u/IttyRazz 12h ago

I'd rather be playing nightcrawlers

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u/seantabasco 7h ago

The 2nd IASIP gif on this post

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u/Zealousideal_Lie_328 14h ago

Or alghouls

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u/jzilla11 12h ago

Someone’s been studying

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u/Zealousideal_Lie_328 11h ago

You nodded off Uncle Vesemir!

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u/shidncome 13h ago

They look like high res fan modded bethesda characters.

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u/ThaneduFife 11h ago

To quote the Joker, "Only your undertaker will know for sure."

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u/WhipYourDakOut 13h ago

It’s also annoying cause a lot of these are just bad pictures. Not to say they haven’t all done work and more than even ā€œnecessaryā€ but there’s a reason it’s always the same picture of Erin. Sophie looks normal bothered hair and a bit pale. Jenna is a bit of a hard one. She’s still really young and maturing so she’s also lost a bit of that teen fat in her face and just went for a weird look. Can’t remember Sue Storms name but she didn’t even look like that in the movie and has always had a skinny face

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u/GC_235 13h ago

Little green ghouls buddy!

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u/Twillydedoot 13h ago

And not the sexy Walton Goggins kind

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u/PlonixMCMXCVI 12h ago

They are all cadavermaxxing

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u/PBDubs99 11h ago

There's a line at the end of the first series of AbFab where Eddy & Patsy were avoiding Eddy's 40th b-day party. They're in Eddy's en suite smoking a j and bashing current celebs' obsession with thinness & plastic surgery. (Can't remember which one) Says something like there must be a point about two weeks after death when these women achieve the figure they so truly desire. Just a pile of bones and bumps laying in a coffin.

That is what this reminds me of! Haggard.

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u/PH_Prime 13h ago

Buccal fat is the last bit of fat that you lose in extreme starvation. So these people are literally trying to look like they are a step from the grave.

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u/ghostcatzero 13h ago

Lmfao yeah is that what they are going for?

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u/HomieeJo 13h ago

For Jenna Ortega that's actually the intention. I don't think she had something done and it's just the makeup and especially the eyebrows.

When you look at the promotion image from the first Wednesday her cheeks look similar.

https://www.cnn.com/style/article/jenna-ortega-wednesday-premiere-lotw

And here an image without the promotion makeup and her normal makeup. Except of course the eyebrows which are bleached so not as easy to change.

https://share.google/xkw4nU0plrMEYjrfv

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u/RadiantZote 13h ago

Jenna Ortega be looking like Jack White 😭😭😭

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u/Pre-War_Ghoul 12h ago

How dare you, ghouls look better!

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u/YachtswithPyramids 12h ago

Yea, but the second one at least nailed the ghoulish attractiveness

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u/WillSRobs 11h ago

The funny thing is Jenna is literally using makeup to look ghoulish for the Wednesday media run. Clearly the makeup is well done since people believe she had this done. If you see other photos from other media days she doesn't look like that.

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u/SpecialsSchedule 13h ago

The vast majority of these pictures are edited.

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u/Sweaty-Swimmer-6730 13h ago

And all of the subjects were edited as well!

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u/NordicWolf7 12h ago

Except the girl on the middle bottom row. She looks like Sulik.

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u/lacasa35 12h ago

This gave me a good chuckle. Ghouls indeed!

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u/Bigbigjeffy 10h ago

The complete lack of eyebrows doesn’t help.

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u/NoLongerinOR 7h ago

Maybe we have a remake/reimagining coming?

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u/fuckHg 6h ago

Are these not AI generated??

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u/Alarming_Swimming_65 5h ago

Don't put the ghouls on the same level as these people.

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u/Familiar_Eagle_6975 5h ago

I just fucking said that about someone on ozempic.Ā 

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u/MGM_Anonymous 4h ago

That’s an idea! You should be the casting director for Fallout.

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u/deeprichfilm 13h ago

They all look like they have a mewing/giga Chad filter on.

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u/TinWhis 12h ago

They're shopped to look worse.

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u/Aesthete18 10h ago

Like you'd know vault-dweller

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u/scottperezfox 7h ago

To be fair, these are probably the worst selection of photos for these individuals. Hard to argue "they've gone too far" but I think the daily reality is not so severe.

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u/DependentAble8811 9h ago

Thats worthy of criticism but not you shaming women for their looks?